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Inspectah Dash


"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

Oct
2nd
2013

So, uhh... yeah, new story. · 12:13am Oct 2nd, 2013

So I finally have that new story out. It's gonna be a lot longer, but I'm publishing the first two chapters. It's a Fallout crossover, so I'm sure many will see it as cliche before reading it, but I tried my best to make it somewhat unique. My characters aren't angsty, the Lone Wanderer isn't that pivotal of a character, the characters all have some semblance of depth to them.

So here goes, mah niggaz. Scattered Harmony.

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Sep
24th
2013

Me and the lady broke up · 8:32pm Sep 24th, 2013

So me and my girlfriend broke up today. Not fun. Fortunately, I'm a robot with no real emotions, so you won't hear a sob story from me. I know, mark it down on the calendar: a sad fimfic user isn't whining incessantly. Someone call Ripley's!

But for real, this affects very little of my actual life/writing. I kinda saw the breakup from a mile away, so I won't dwell on the past.

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Sep
17th
2013

Forgive My Inactivity · 7:17pm Sep 17th, 2013

So, as you've probably noticed, I haven't updated any of my stories in months. It may seem like I'm being a lazy prick (which isn't entirely false), but I'm actually working on a huge story (at least 100,000 words), edited by the badass Bad_Seed_72. I'm about 50,000 words in, and somewhere around 65-70,000 words, I'm gonna publish this bitch. To prove I'm fo' rizzle, here's a basic rundown of my story for the first few chapters.

Title: Scattered Harmony

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Aug
6th
2013

Finally changed my avatar · 8:12pm Aug 6th, 2013

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Aug
4th
2013

It's Time To Kiss Some Ass! (My list of favorite writers) · 11:15pm Aug 4th, 2013

All the cool kids are doing it, and Inspectah Dash never turns down a circle jerk. Plus, I do think these people deserve recognition. These aren't in any particular order.

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Jul
8th
2013

My Writing Projects · 2:21am Jul 8th, 2013

So if you hadn't noticed, I haven't updated any stories in months. There's a reason for that. I'm in the process of writing a long story, a lot longer than anything else I've written so far. I'm about 17,000 words in, and it's coming along nicely. I'm not telling what it's about, but know that it's going to be at least 100,000 words. It won't see the light of day for a while, since I have a new writing technique: write the entire story, then start putting out chapters. That way, no matter what,

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Jun
17th
2013

My Dream Job · 5:07pm Jun 17th, 2013

I want to be a trucker.

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May
15th
2013

Sweet Mother of Titties · 6:59pm May 15th, 2013

I've been very inactive on this site as of late, but most of that has to do with much work, and much time spent with my girlfriend/soon-to-be fiancee. This blog is just to let anyone who cares know that I'm not dead, and I'm still writing. I'm just not writing much.

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Apr
4th
2013

Oh man, this brings back feels. Also, some news. · 2:49pm Apr 4th, 2013

I remember when I first heard this. I was only about 11 or so, and I bought 2Pac's All Eyez On Me album mostly so I could listen to this whenever I wanted. Fucking beautiful song, and thought I'd share it with y'all.

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Apr
1st
2013

We're getting trolled super hard · 11:16am Apr 1st, 2013

So in case you haven't heard, Poultron is supposedly our site's new overlord. Poultron said he was going to make some changes, including putting a gold bar next to peoples' names (my name is one of them *squee*), and making it so no more Human fics are submitted. For the gullible ones who thought he was being serious, look at a calendar. If you see what day it is and it clicks in your brain, you can keep your dignity. If you see what day it is and it's still is a mystery to you, you need either

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