It's Time To Kiss Some Ass! (My list of favorite writers) · 11:15pm Aug 4th, 2013
All the cool kids are doing it, and Inspectah Dash never turns down a circle jerk. Plus, I do think these people deserve recognition. These aren't in any particular order.
His stories were actually what got me into writing pony fanfiction. They were hilarious, and they made me want to see if I could write stories even funnier. We even have an ancient-ass collab that hasn't been completed yet, along with MarineMarksman. Speaking of...
The best tag team on Fimfiction. It used to consist of Liam, Will, and Chad. Now it seems Liam and Chad have dropped off the face of the Earth, so now it's just Will. In their best days, they wrote hilarious fics. Will is still keeping it up, which is good, because for a few weeks, he also disappeared. It was actually kinda sad. They were the fimfiction dream team, and always will be in my heart.
I know I said this wasn't in particular order, but I'm tempted to make Bad number one. I might be getting overly ass-kiss, but seriously man, she's a great writer and a great person. In the long while since I've been on fimfiction, I've never seen a single hateful thing come out of her keyboard, just nice stuff and funny stuff. You could say the most vile, despicable thing you can think of to her face, and the most you'll get is a laugh, and maybe a hug. If you dislike this girl, good job, you just divided by zero.
This nigga right here. TheGuyWhoCumsOnWalruses has gone by many names, but he has remained one thing in his entire history on fimfic: funny. He could troll with the best of em. Rape Train (RIP), Mindfcuk, even Ethesto, ain't got shit on him. Not only was he hilarious, he was also mature enough to engage in a serious discussion. We even raged against knighty and planned a revolution against him. You're not friends until you've plotted a coup on a benevolent British overlord.
Probably my favorite author on the site as far as writing goes. I've never talked to him personally, but if his attitude is anything like his stories, he's one hell of a dude. The Best Of All Possible Worlds is one of my favorite stories on this site. His writing is solid, always coherent, and never boring. I urge you to check out his stories if you haven't already.
Do I really need to explain this one?
I like his stories. A lot. They're hardly repetitive, and always a ton of fun to read. Plus, honestly, The Secret Life of Rarity should be featured. The fact that it wasn't is an injustice the likes of which can never be repaired. Go read that story, if you like cool shit.
I know, I know. And I feel like a shitstain for admitting it, but I like Amit. Yes, he is extremely smug and arrogant. But his reviews and blogs are actually pretty enjoyable. He's a necessary evil. He's the critic fimfiction deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a outspoken guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
If my list is lacking, that's because I'm lazy. And if you're not on this list, sorry. It doesn't mean you're not baller. It just means you're not as baller as them. Except maybe Amit. You might be more baller than Amit.
Peace, niggas.
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Quit being so awesome, geez...
1261933 There are two. The Ice Cube and Backdraft story, and "Ron Paul and the Beatles Go To Equestria and Do PCP With Pinkie Pie". That's the TNaB collab.
1261938 I'll stop when you stop.
1261951 Woah, wait. Liam's your brother? Oh yeah... Now I feel stupid.
Whatever happened to him anyway?
1261992 Well, that's good. I guess. Don't you have his number?
1262014 I don't think he's dead. Unless he went to South Central LA, in which case you have to get him the fuck outta there.