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Inspectah Dash


"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

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Pinkie clones herself with one of Twilight's potions. Her clones soon outnumber the rest of the ponies in Ponyville, and begin to think they are the master race. The army of Pinkie Pies, led by her first clone, will attempt to wipe out everything that isn't pink and hyperactive. Who can save Equestria from the Pink Empire?

--I apologize for subjecting you to this horror.--

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 40 )

I think I'm a clone now theres always two of me justa hangin around
I think I'm a clone now theres always two of me justa hangin around

With so many Pinkies around, shenanigans are inevitable. Will be keeping an eye on this. Be warned though, randomness is not automatically funny. Ex: Pinkie pulling a samurai sword from under the table.

1382729 No worries. I know randomness is only half the battle. Random rarely equals funny unless it's used right. I'm using the sword thing to set something up for later.

One Pinkie Pie was bad enough, but this....

1383111 You know what's weird? The first thing I thought when I saw that was "Damn, that dude's got a fucked up nose".

I giggled like a moron. Inb4 featured. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:

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Inb4 = "in before". Basically, I came IN here BEFORE this lulz-worthy story gets featured.

1383284 More like a prediction bro. There are stories that once get published get instantly popular (and by instantly usually withtin a 2 till 8 hour time frame, depending on how quickly it gets popular) and gets up to the magical box of featuredness!

... Sweet Celestia, I am feeling so high today...:facehoof:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO MANNY :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp::pinkiesad2::pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy: THEY WILL KILL US ALL

What happens when pinkie's clones meet derpy's... Hmm... You have risen high hopes in me good sir, I expect sheer awesomeness from your story. :moustache: have an exquisite day.

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this is how all ponys must die
wtf star wars does not need to be associated with these gay ass ponys fags

1385504 Wow. Should 2nd graders be on this website? It's "ponies", not "ponys". Learn grammar.
And now that you mention it, I think I'll make a Star Wars-Pony crossover, and call it "Star Ponies 2: Revenge of the Love and Tolerance". I'll make Jar Jar Binks the main character, too. Then I'll have an entire chapter where Jabba the Hutt makes love to Yoda, and Twilight Sparkle watches. Then I'll dedicate the story to you for giving me the idea.
Does that rustle your jimmies, Mr Troll?

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At the very least, my jimmies remain unrustled.

In fact... THIS PLEASES THE ZEBRO.

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No, see, you were trying to rustle the troll's jimmies.

My jimmies were uninvolved, hence me "at the very least" comment.

1392741 Oh, well I had no intent to rustle your jimmies. Besides, the seppuku didn't work. Forks aren't very sharp.

Has the Pikie shelter finished being built yet? If not, GET YOUR BUCKING PLOTS IN GEAR AND HURRY! THEY ARE STILL MULTIPLYING!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile:

Yeah... four Pinkies is definitely cause to take up drinking.

So glad I found this story :pinkiehappy:

Oh god, IT HAS BEGUN

Shit shit hit what is this fuckery

I just got caught up and when I watched the one you talked about I thought of this story. On the episords as a whole it was "I can work with this." especailly the dark magic

Pinkie Pie don't you know that clones can never be trusted?! :pinkiegasp:

Confound those Pinkies they drive me to drink! :flutterrage:

Well your story is different because you're going with the clones are always evil routine, Hasbro decided that was too cliche and for good reason. :eeyup:

1637446 They aren't exactly going to be evil. Or at least not in the sense that they do bad things. They will try to take over the world, but their instruments of destruction tend to be cupcakes and smiles.

1637457 Still you're doing the old fashioned clones get out of control and try to take over thing. :eeyup:

1637508 What can I say? I'm just old school like that.

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