My new story is a smash hit guys! I never expected it! It's not very popular, so I've really gotta step it up, but I just might do it!

Like a tragically underestimated spy with the dead ringer, I am back and am hellbent on revenge on the heathen that tried to kill me. Wait... that was part of the metaphor... whoops! Anyways, after god knows how long of not writing, I'm going to start writing again!... When, I'm not exactly sure, sophomore year seems to be getting the better of me... I'm just going to wipe my slate clean (with the exception of Team Friendship 2, of course) and just totally start over. But don't be expecting

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I ain't feelin' it, people. I NEEDZ TEH MOTIVATIONZ. GIZ MEH TEH MOTIVATIONZ.
Also, I have decided to revive my old, cancelled projects. After I finish my current project that is. Then, the older projects, and then, three brand new top-secret projects. Here are your hints:
First project:
1. Mane colors
2. Make sure you don't get scratched, maybe got a shoe shine.
Second Project:
1. Far out, yo.
2. Free-flowing, subconscious self-control can lead to disasters.
Third project:

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Hey ya'll,
It's just me, your old pal W9001PILLSHERE. So anyway, it's been a while since I heard from any of my fans. So, please be kind and the next time you're on, just drop a comment so that I know that you guys do still care. Thanks, and have fun.

Screw it, I'm abandoning my projects, message me if for some reason you want to take over. MURDER MYSTERY, HERE WE COME!!!!

Screw it, I'm abandoning my projects, message me if for some reason you want to take over. MURDER MYSTERY, HERE WE COME!!!!

LADIES AND MENTLEGEN, I HAZ RETURNED! I sincerely hope that you forgive me for delaying and disappearing unto the hidden streets of Equestria. Anyway, I'm debating whether or not to finish my current in-progress story. So, let's vote. That is, if anyone of my fans are still on this site T_ T. Also, don't forget about my murder mystery dinner fic coming soon. PILLZ ARE HERE BABY.

To a dinner that's to die for. That's right folks: my current projects are on hiatus for the time being due to lack of ideas and inspiration. But for now... You have been invited to a royal dinner party hosted by none other than the princesses. There are even nine guests of honor... But is this dinner all that it seems? Join a regal cast of familiar faces and OCs alike for...

DEATH AT DINNERTIME
A CANTERLOT MURDER MYSTERY
MWA HA HA HA HA...

Hello everyone. I've got, as the title of this blog suggests, quite a calamity and a to-do list. first off, my to-do list. this is a list of stories I plan to write eventually, meaning ANY time in the future. I don't know when, but sometimes.

1: A clopfic. No clue, but it's inevitable.
2: A Pinkamena fic. I need something to mimic myself, in a horrid, twisted way.
3: A Shipfic. No idea, but it's gonna be crazy, yet make sense.
That's all for now, updates to come.

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Hello once again, everyone. I have an announcement to make: I will be vacationing in Ocean City, New Jersey. When? I'm leaving this Monday, July 2nd, and I'm returning the 9th, one week later. So, It may be a little while before (insert name of current preferred story in progress) gets new chapters. So, I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.