I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...
We live, we love, we die. Hopefully in that time I can leave something of value, so tonight I type away at my keyboard to clear my head of these stories. I hope you enjoy.
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
Aerospace Engineer that sacrificed his writing for education. Worth it, but I want to continue writing again! Da pacem domine.
Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Praise the Three, the Emperor, the Sun, and the Moon.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.
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Believer in Old World Equestria when there was no gore, no R34, just the pure warmth and bliss of friendship.
dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"
I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
Some random college guy that likes Superman, MLP, and Star Trek. I write occasionally in the hope that someone somewhere will like it.
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?