Wants to be a Mac programmer.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

All the best ships, shipped right to your internet!

I actually am a scientist!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Welcome to the party

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

My head is full of pony.

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

Some British twonk who wrote some horse words I suppose

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I'm a fan fiction writer who mostly deals with Sonic stories. My favorite types of stories to write are crossovers, and you can see that in many of my works.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

I enjoy watching ponies pony ponies with ponies. I can also make a mean baloney sandwich.

I poni. I poni all over the place.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

No bio here. Just a box.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!