Yes, I would like to buy those two ponies over there. That's right, those two sentient beings. After all, anything can be bought and sold with the right Oil!

"I'd stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean."

Not who I was before. But, I'm slowly becoming a new me. Maybe even a better me.

What am I supposed to type here?

Just your average, useless person who thinks that this whole 'life' thing is overrated.

To represent everything it stands for.

Idcjuoni1114

Love to read, write and be awesome!!! It's very nice to meet you.

When someone needs help, let me know, I, Zedfire, leader of the X Army, swear upon my life, I will help you, provided you're on the side of good.

The End is only The End if you let it be...

Literally a guy who likes games an tv. I write Dystopia/Dark Scenarios.

Boi.

What just happened? That’s the question.

"Camaraderie! Adventure! And steel on steel! The stuff of legends, right Boo?" Minsc, Ranger, 1368 DR.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am the nap, I am nap man, with the power to sleep anywhere, fighting crime nowhere. FOR I AM...ZzzZz.zzz

Hi a standard brony gamer who likes a lot of different stuff star wars, pokemon etc.

College Student, Prepper, Survivalist that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

Flip a coin, take a chance, it doesn't really matter. We're all living in a house of cards, just waiting for it all to fall.

God, I'm so sorry.

It's the Lumbago

Double Merlin will ruin you

You will serve on the front line, or you will die on the firing line. Either way you serve the Motherland.

Hi i'm going to make some stories here.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Just a fellow traveler...

A mischievous spirit that likes to write about ponies and spaceships and da spooks.

"The Meta....The scariest mute in the galaxy" - Leonard Church "We are the Meta" - Sigma

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

FOR THE EMPEROR AND CHAOS! I'm a servant of both for one can not be without the other, with this knowledge I knew war is eternal and never ending. EX: as the form of a tyrant.

https://37a8.deviantart.com/ now with Deviantart

Grettings! I am Torulf, Jarl of imaginations. All I can say is that I am very good at writing but very bad at drawing artful pictures for my stories. The only reason that I write is for fun.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒

I like writing and music

I'm a 6 foot softie, huggable looking, and gamer. Plus, I like good fanfics with good plots! (and little bit of a brony)

My goal is to create great stories that everypony will like, so it's nice to meet you. Enjoy my stories to your hearts content. Enjoy. Used to be Golden oath.

A new starting writer, always looking for ideas for my stories.

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Hi, I'm someone lazy and I have the tendency to write OP charactcers in my stories. Also I'm a normie because Fluttershy is seriously best pony.

I don't like mlp, but I love mlp fanfics. Does that make me weird.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell.