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Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

It's bubble gum to kick time and a$$ chew. And all gum out of i"m.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Long time reader, first time publisher. Perhaps against my better judgement, I'm taking a chance out here. Let's see where it goes. Please give feedback whenever you can!

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Horrifically Fun

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I'm The Trashman!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

God, I'm so sorry.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?