A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

For everyone seeking guidance, I recommend looking up Ravi Zacharias, he's gotten me out of some dark times. His FULL sermons are available online for ALL...

Just a guy who enjoys writing and reading fanficiton

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Ahoy there stranger, you salty cephalopod

Is that a terrorist?!?

A fellow traveler...

I like ponies.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score

"Damnation is only a daydream away, but still, we carry on..." -Morbid Angel

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Dare to be different. The world is full of the ordinary.

*Insert poetic irony here*