I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

(Insert witty comment here)

Horrifically Fun

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.