That feeling when you'll never be a famous pony writer who burns out and fades into obscurity. Why even live?

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

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Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Another one bites the dust.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I'm writing stories. They will be up eventually.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

Romantic purist, lover of creativity, admirer of writers, and a second pair of eyes. Also a lunatic who randomly bites people to smell what their screams feel like. Happy reading!

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Just some guy.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Dat Taco Lovin' Brony

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Only mostly dead.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

I'm a closet brony... I mean, if thats ok.

I'm a bee. With nothing inside. I'm not sure what else you were expecting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U. So kik me if you want, I'm Railtaiser.

I still exist somewhere out there, drawing, writing, dreaming, under the same name as always. Farewell you kind souls. If anyone cares enough you'll find me on AO3 and tumblr etc links in profile

I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

HELLO PONIES! It's me Noble Wings. You can catch me on Steam, YouTube, and Tumbler. I hope you all have a good day noble logging out.

"You think you know me..."

I'm here and there but mostly here. Or am I? Previous picture was from here.Check this guy ou

Hmm what to put here... hmm... Lets see... ah yeah... my top two ponies are RD and Twi Alicorn stories interest me... and ugh I don't know what else to say right now. OH uh Luna!

I live only for Austreoh now. Send help.