8000 soldiers!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Writing, parkour, and music... this is Wafflegodman!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Assalamualaikum/Здравствуйте! I'm Kalash93's girlfriend. I like ponies. I don't write much, but I occasionally do art.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

Don't ever read my stories without knowing that they suck lmao

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.

I feel the cold, the lonliness, rushing around me. I feel the darkness encircling, yet i do not know fear, hate or regret, i am at peace. The darkness is within, and it shall consume me.

This used t'be me stomping grounds. Not anymore, I'm afraid.

A questionable person who does questionable things

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

I hate nature. Nature has trees and shit trying to inseminate me with flying sperm. And depending on the setting, nature has tentacles...

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I merely write fanfiction and stories as a hobby, and that i enjoy the adventure of six colorful equines.....Name's Matthew, and being a brony's changed my life. :)

Broke, Bored, and Brony.

I watch. I learn. I write.

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Let the Clop Flow Freely!!!!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Oooga Boooga!

I am Thou, Thou art I.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Woooo CHAOS

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.