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Pffftttttttttt.
Wow.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Step up, senpai.
Goddammit, Regidar...
Its about damn time someone did a story off that pic.
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So... I don't even get an author's note for writing this with you? No credit at all? Not even anything suggesting I so much as edited? Okay then.
Dash is so nasty
How long have you been working on this?
3371606 What pic?
The fuck...
3371658 The cover photo is a cropped pic of Spike writing a letter to Celestia, asking her to teach him how to eat carpet.
3371670 I found it
So I love you. Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust gonna throw that out there.
(And this story, of course.
Tortoise.
Regidar you genius, you.
regidar, i cant believe you actually wrote a story on that pic, so going to read it now no matter what.
Nice reference.
And Oswald? Woah...
Poor Spike, getting bitch-slapped and rejected all over the place. All he wanted was to eat somepony's carpet...
Im both laughing and vomiting at the same time somehow, and I freaking love it!
Huzzah! It ended in sex! I'm a teensy bit disappointed that it didn't end in Spikelestia like Blood Brandy suggested, but it sure as hell had me laughing. It was nice that Twilight was the only friend of Spike's who did anything violent, and I love that most of them weren't even against the idea.
A good gag there would've been for Spike to say, "What does my age have to do with it?" [indicates his mouth] "My mouth is right here." [broadly gestures to the carpet Rarity is standing on] "Your carpet is right there." The confusion would be perpetuated.
Lastly: Oswald is the greatest OC ever. Of all time.
I am scared to read this, judging by the comments.
ALRIGHT!! I'm going in!
Vag Squid? I want one of those!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hmm...
Oswald the vag squid bwahahahahahahaha oh fuck I laughed so hard I woke my cats...okay this fic was pure win :) nice job in the Lolz department...also fitting since the clop fic threads lately have been calling for more spike fics (barf)....this is definitely my kind of spike fic!
Oh dear God...
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The horror's of the deep...
I am forever scared by this..
3371631 fixed that. Sorry, man.
Thumbed up for the Insult of "Crusty Turtle Vagina"
Gosh. Horror. Abyss........
It was everything I hoped for and more.
Some1 give Rainbow some summers eve STAT!!!!
Regidar, you fool! You've doomed us all to death by laughter!
...you know, I'm probably going to spend the next twenty minutes trying to figure out how the hell a vagina-dwelling squid could possibly come into being. Curse my overanalyzing things!
I think that Spike will be turned gay by this experience
Dude this is not hot at all, we obviously have completely different tastes in ponies...
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Sexual Lobster aside, what the heck did I just read?
You...I don't know what you've done, but whatever it was IT WAS GLORIOUS!
3403322 what
3403668 oh yes
Oswald is very cute, or so i hear
Oswald the evil vag squid? Sounds like Oswald may suffocate spike in there........ Oh god my imagination had to picture that... o.o
3405153 hey, he's not evil, just misunderstood!
+10 for the Roald Dahl reference.
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3372861 why did mcr break up your here instead of there is that the reason
wait a minute didn't pinkie say she would let spike eat her after she got off work he should have just waited till then
3487705What...does that have to do with...anything?
3487719 spike is an impatient dragon
also nice Panic! reference
That was fucking hilarious, guys. It ran all across the spectrum from completely sensible to utterly bizarre. Props to both of you.