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Regidar


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Nice chapter title...

~Skeeter The Lurker

This, this is why I think Regidar is the best writer.

Spike's eats... ?

Might wanna check that, my friend. :raritywink:

by Regidar :eeyup:Eeyup
mature sex :eeyup: Eenope

"As everyone knows, dragons have incendiary cum so that just in case they are being attacked when they jack it, they can retaliate."

I know that feeling, I'm always getting attacked right when I'm jacking it and it would be very usefull to have incendiary cum.

For your information I'm going to put a like on this story just because of that line. :twilightsmile:

mashed the bar of soap into much

Much what?

At least he didn't drop it.
I had to, I'm sorry.

Regi... Wat did I just read?

What the hell did I just read?! Just... why?!

Absolutely outstanding.

Further proof that Spike suffers from SPACE MADNESS!:pinkiecrazy:

And this is why everyone loves you

that poor soap D:

What the hell did I just read?

oh god my sides :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::moustache:

What did I just read???????? :applejackconfused:

“Atlas Shrugged. Okay sure, why not. Looks good enough.
Twenty pages and one burnt book later,

That earned you a like.

If you have never been chased by a dragon spouting flames from its dick, then consider yourself lucky, because that shit is horrifying.

And that earned you a favorite.

I was expecting something about sex/masturbation with soap. That way the ponies/whatever could understand what they did wrong.

GF: Why don't you just use soap to masterbate?

ME: Because it burns! *squeaky voice* SOAP IN THE PEEHOLE!

3325477>>3324918>>3324820>>3323739>>3323720 A story about Spike eating soap for sexual gratification.

3323569>>3323601 Thanks! Fix'd.

3323572 K.

Interesting...

3325484 And that earned you a comment

What the F--- is this!?

3327364 A story about Spike eating soap for sexual pleasure

Finally, with one last pump, he came, a magnificent jet of cum shooting out. As it passed through the flames, it ignited, shooting a giant cone of fire at the wall. As everyone knows, dragons have incendiary cum so that just in case they are being attacked when they jack it, they can retaliate. If you have never been chased by a dragon spouting flames from its dick, then consider yourself lucky, because that shit is horrifying.

And that was just about the best thing I've read in my entire life. No questions.

3335349 you must have not read very many things

3335438
One could say that, yes.

3336737 hehe
thanks anyway though

It's review time!
Shouldn't you be writing?
...Shut up.
:ajsmug:
Okay, so, here is so really messed up shit. I mean, yes I laughed pretty hard at times, but this shit is seriously messed up.
It's like he's writing what we're all thinking!
Really, really random and not for the faint of heart. But if you did hot dragon on soap action, this is definitely for you.
Favorite Line:Tie

Thank god dragons exhibit a more mammalian anatomy and had nice, proper genitalia, and not a cloaca. That shit would just be gross.

and

“No!” Twilight yelled forcefully. “Not until I orgasm! Now pour! Pour like you’ve never made nipple-candles before!”

Rating::moustache::moustache::moustache:/5
Final Verdict: Some people are real freaks.
Now where did I put that 10,000 word vore story...

:applejackconfused: WUT dafuq did I just read? :facehoof:

3376592

Typical response to Regidar.

3376592 i think it was a story about a dog

3401349 close enough

Seeing this makes me question why I went on fanfic reading hiatus.

Seriously, dude, how the hell do you come up with this sort of thing? This concept is so insane it's amazing. And here I thought no fetish would ever again make me go, "What."

The humor in this built up more and more until I was quaking with silent giggles. Pretty damn funny, and creative, to boot.

3925953 usually I just look around my house for objects, and think about how I could fill 1000 words

through the fire and the flames, he would carry on.

Heh, nice Dragonforce reference.

4290411 when i was 11 i was all ogre that song

Tried this once.

Would not recommend.

7723277 I have a similar stance on PCP

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