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Hostess Twinkie 1930 - 2012.

We will never forget.

Safety Warning!
Oily and sugary products are not to be used below the belt. Oil breaks down latex condoms, traps bacteria and irritants close to the skin, and washes off with difficulty. In warm, moist environments, sugar encourages growth of yeast and bacteria. As a result, keep the sweetened whipped cream, jellies, fruit, and sugary beverages on the outside of the tender private parts. Chocolate and champagne are other ingestibles that people often use to set a romantic mood, but are not to be used inside/on the tender parts of the genitals. The ponies featured in this story are professional cartoon characters, so don't try this at home!

You bastard, uploading shit at the same time as me.

1684067Are those chocolate and icing covered Twinkies? What happened to them?

Well, saw this coming from a mile away. Just didn't know who would do it.

Is this going, where I think it's going..? :rainbowderp:

About time.

1686650 GO THE HECK TO SLEEP.

1686671 Shut up bitch.

Those alliterations. God damn man.:facehoof:

1686671 Bitch pls.

1684067 Also, you didn't plug my story as promised. I would be disappoint, but I'm too busy cumming to complain.

I...

I think I'll just leave this thread. Very quickly. I was literally cringing the entire time...

...Wow...:pinkiesick::trollestia:

Edit: Looking at comment section, lalala, who's here.

Regidar?! :facehoof:

Well, this was intriguing. Good thing you didn't use carrots; that would've killed Twilight (Literally. A girl tried using a carrot on herself, and it caused her to die from blood clots).

And soon the zombie apocalypse shall... begin.

Whelp... there goes our nuclear fallout ration back up supply.

It's not often a story makes me go WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD.

This one didn't either but it was pretty fucking close!

All those different words for vagina...anus....everything..what the fucking shit?

I'm thumbing this one up becuse I can.

PS:
Thanks for the good laugh, it was fun.

I. Um.

Spike shoved the bottle nozzle up Twilight Sparkle's ass.

and

Twilight's eyes went wide and she clenched her vaginal muscles in fear.

were just completely awesome. All else was amusing, horrifying, bonerific, and hilarious.

But dude, srsly, you could've made this actually fappable at some points. It's like you do that on purpose, make something actually possible to furiously wack to, but then just a little bit later you destroy all hope. I think it's hilarious though.

Also, why not Zingers?

Even though this is disgusting, I can stop laughing :rainbowlaugh:

this fic right here? This fic is one of the most disgusting,fucked up,food filled comedy fic....I HAVE EVER READ!!!!:twilightangry2:

......good job:pinkiehappy:

I am honestly surprised you havent done an eating out rainbow dash/taste the rainbow joke yet

All that Alliteration

painfully pierced her pert, purple pooter with the prodigious potassium proxy prick

This convinced me to pull out my copy of Animalia and look that over again.

I really need to try to work some that that into my stories.

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I have yet to find a single fic with you not all over it.Oh and for some reason I think I enjoyed this way more than Ishould have although I was totally cringing the entire time.... Mostly from the many terrible nicknames this guy came up with. But hey whatever floats your boat i guess

That was beautiful. And Seinfeld reference.
Although, Twinkies aren't dead.

Some of the earlier butt terms (poo passage?) made me think you'd started running out of schtick, but it all worked out well in the end.

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You're really not supposed to use any food products as anal/vaginal lube. Especially not sugary foods or foods that can become lost in the orifice.
I hope that everyone douched thoroughly and promptly after this story, because that is gonna be one awkward visit to Nurse Redheart.

EDIT: I guess you probably won't use the joke since I'm bringing it up, but I'd love to see one of these end with an after school special style segment. like,

Spike, "Food play can be a good way to spice up a relationship that has gone stale, but not literally. Hot sauce can cause painful inflammation or rectal bleeding. Sugar should also not be introduced to either the anal or vaginal regions. Your local sex or health shop should have sugar free products available."
Twilight, "That's right, Spike, and when selecting foods, it is important to only choose those that can be easily retrieved from the cavity into which they have been inserted. Small items, such as cherries, should only be applied to the exterior of the genitalia."
Dash, "And always remember to wash up promptly and thoroughly, in order to prevent infection."
Twilight, "For more information about food-sex play, check your local library."

>grove (groove?)
>marehoo
:rainbowhuh:

All that alliteration...so good:rainbowlaugh:

Hotsauce:pinkiegasp:

I am still awed over how "fast" you lay out good stories:rainbowhuh:

Sweet Luna's plot on a wheelbarrow, this story is a true masterpiece of pony porn! :rainbowkiss:

ME. FUCKING. GUSTA!

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1684067>>1686837>>1686734 You know the world is ending when the one food that can survive Armageddon is taken off the shelves due to the factory closing.:raritydespair:

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I'm hard.

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:facehoof: a brilliant bastard I would like to add. Why didn't I think in this before :facehoof: Oh, the shame!

Approaching her purple mountains' majesty, Spike felt a sudden swelling of patriotism. "Patriotism" was a euphemism for his penis.

I'm fucking dying over here.

1684067

Twinkies...

Twi and nkies...

:twilightsmile: and nkies...

Add 3.14....

:twilightsmile: and Pinkies....

:twilightsmile::heart::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile:

1686689
Don't be an impatient Peter! Check out this blog post I made which promotes the Odd Banana story. I thinks it's funny that we both wrote about potassium pole polishing at the same time. You just got yours posted first. Great minds think alike, am I right?

This was hilarious, hot, disturbing, well written, and very erotic. I'm not into food fetishes... But tham this was a good clopfic :rainbowlaugh:
Still I have no idea where the romance of this story is suppose to be. :twilightoops:

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"Still I have no idea where the romance of this story is suppose to be."

(Between Rainbow Dash and food.) :rainbowkiss:

Ouch. Revenge will be served up spicy.

All that alliteration.

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Thanks for catching those errors! :twilightblush:
Edit: Fixed! :pinkiehappy:

AAAAnd again you killed my depressions, another funny clopfic with an Bronystories cachet :rainbowlaugh:

Honestly, I did not see this story coming...

Why do I get the feeling you've produced another good bit of smut? I mean seriously, it's about Twinkies. God damn Twinkies. And you're making people horny over it.

Horny over Twinkies.

How does one do this?

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1687481 The righter...est...

Well, looks like Regidar and Sethisto DO have one thing in common.
They don't sleep
ever. :pinkiecrazy:

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"As Twinkies are phallic shaped w/goo inside to keep them alive in spirit if not on grocery shelves let's rename fellatio: Twinkie."
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) November 19, 2012

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1687634:rainbowderp: That is strangely satisfying

It has pierced the bottom of the featured bar:pinkiegasp:
Let all gaze upon it's majesty:rainbowderp:



(If Twilight & Pinkie were to pick up on Hostess brand, they could name them 'Twinkie's Twinkies':pinkiehappy::facehoof:)

"Told you so," Twilight said, "Now, prepare your anus."

And on this day, Molestia shed a tear of pride. :trollestia:

Geeze Bronystories, you think you got enough alliteration in there? What is it with your clopfics that require you to put in a dozen (More or Less) different names for the Pussy and Ass?

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I try to never use the same word in consecutive sentences. I also make sure that my clopfics have at least seven different asses.

That was the most disturbing thing I have ever read. :raritycry:
But it was funny! :rainbowlaugh:

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Hold on, I have a GIF just right for this moment
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There is only ONE reason (In my opinion) that the amount of alliteration you put into clop should be avoided...It kills the mood for clopping to the story when someone has a WTF moment due to the ass being referred to as "The Fart Factory" or something equally as WTF'y. When that happens, well...
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Beyond all that, It was still an excellent story holding to the high quality I've come to expect from your work.
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