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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Comments ( 49 )

This was terrific, pencil! Thank you for writing a sweet and saucy story.

I feel like this says something about society

This is funny!!

Not bad

Bendy #5 · Jul 1st, 2023 · · 1 ·

Great stuff. Stick it to the prudes who hate sexy clop.

100% approved by the Puritan HiE society

The people that most need to read this story already downvoted it without looking. And are clearly only trying to convince themselves that sex must suck to make it sting less that nobody will have it with them. :rainbowwild:

Damn--I coomed to this, so that means I'm fucked up and bad. Sheeiiiit

This is high quality and quite entertaining as well as relevant to my recent interests. Unequivocally and objectively a very good example of human in Equestria storytelling.

Tonight, you're going to bone town.

I cannot express my disappointment that this is not 'pound town' strenuously enough. For such an enlightened fic to descend so suddenly into mediocrity was a dichotomy so infinitely jarring I literally cracked my tailbone from the extreme puckerage of my sphincter.

Address this at once. The severe lack of 'bone/boning down' was also egregious and may result in legal action.

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No. We're all going to bone town now. We should have made that change a long time ago. My decision is final.
...I am sorry about your tailbone. I'm sure it was a nice tailbone.

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Unacceptable. You'll be hearing from the PTA(Pound Town Association) further on this matter. :ajbemused:

Loved the story, this wouldn't happen to be backlash for 'the good human in Equestria' group removing all its clop stories would it? Cause if it is i got your back, I'll sign a petition, donate to the cause, raise awareness or streak through the police station again if I have to.

Never personally got along with the 'sex is degenerate' crowd. Always figured if they just loosen up and got laid the world could be a better place.

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Good, please give them my number, they sound like pretty cool dudes who doesn't afraid of anything.

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I'm sure I have noooooo idea what at all you're talking about...

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Oh, the PTA's had their eye on you for a good long while. Expect us. :moustache:

This is such a glorious shitpost and I love it!

I shouldn't have read this at 12:13am, because trying to keep my laughter contained actually hurt. :rainbowlaugh:

I cant believe this turned me on

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That makes you a bad person. Writing should never be for stimulation. That makes it bad writing.

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im sorry, I will try to be better:raritydespair:

You mostly learned about sex from porn which is why you were deeply distressed that there were no midgets or clowns that came dancing in with bananas the night you lost your virginity. ...look, you were into some weird shit when you were younger, ok?

Sounds like he should be clowning around with Pinkie Pie instead of Flutters, if he's looking to serve up a pony his special patented banana cream Pie.

Is this about that potential/impending change being inflicted on the Good HiE group?

Yes, this is what you wanted. This is what this has all been leading to. You want her more than you've ever wanted anything in your life, even more than Elder Scrolls 6, jesus christ it's never coming out is it. At least, with this specific thing, you won't be left with soul-crushing disappointment.

I feel so called out. This story is my entire life in 2,088 words.

oh no

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Oh yes

Ps: Pencil, how long did it take you to come up with that last pun?

"My decision is final and I'll ignore everything you say, but you can say something if it makes you feel less impotent."
Read something very similar somewhere 🤔 mmh.
Very good job busting this one out so quick👌

You mostly learned about sex from porn which is why you were deeply distressed that there were no midgets or clowns that came dancing in with bananas the night you lost your virginity

What a lovely meme

What's this about The good HiE group removing all clopfics? Because as far as I can see when you go there the mature stories are still up and running. And I didn't see any news about it on the front page of the group, either. Is it more specifically about stories that are only porn, or mature stories with sexual themes in general?

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Bruh I wrote it before I even wrote the middle part lol.

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Check the most recent discussion posts.

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Should just rename it to "Stargazer's Approved HiE Stories" and just drop the pretence that it won't be.

That last line hit me like a punch to the nose.

... Did they fuck out in a field or something?

It seems like there needs to be context, of which I'm not aware. Like, is removing clopfics from some group even that big of a deal?

Alternate ending:

:yay: "Only missionary is good and proper and holy! All other positions are morally wrong!"

"Ok, missionary it is!"

:fluttercry: "I'm a pony. We're physically incapable of missionary."

I've had a pretty horrible June in real-life, and while July is somewhat better, it's still been stressful. So a sincere thank you for enabling me to laugh and smile and giggle like an idiot. :D :D :D This was so damned funny. And if it's in response to that idiotic decision in the Good HIE group, then I got your back and you got my sword and axe and bow!

And if this makes me a degenerate... then I got our theme song!

And if you ain't down with that, i got TWO WOOOOOORDSSSSSS FOR YAH!

*Reads such forbidden degenerative words*

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There's a certain Disney magic, minus the antisemitism.

Okay so there's fucking nothing, got it. Good story!

Glad you're writing again!

Thanks Anonpencil. I do feel bad. :moustache:
Clearly we all know how everything good in the world is clearly just sin and we should all live like Tibetan monks on a mountaintop with nothing, right!?

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