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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Oh god, I can't wait to read this abomination later tonight.
no
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Yes. :)
This isn't even abnormal for you, Pencil.
9709303
This is true. This is the kind of thing where I really hit my stride!
Well, Luna. If that doesn't work for you...
So is that how that works?
Also
'“I should think,” she says slowly. “That gradual pressure should do the trick.”'
Typo
imbecile
I feel that it would be unfair to downvote this. And immoral to upvote it.
I can't believe you just did a falcon punch joke. I am now dead. I have perished. Bury me. My god.
I don't even have a pun for this. I feel like I just got cunt punched. but like, with laughter.
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These are now fixed, thanks. There are probably others but honestly... I am out of fucks to give now. I birthed this into the world today. My sins are now far beyond typos.
9709333
I liked it TBH is also less squicky than your usual stuff
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There is a distinct lack of vomit, I agree. Should have fixed that.
God, this was fucking great. :D I so needed this, Pencil. Thank you!
For this story, I really gotta give you a hand.
I thought this would be just a normal story, and that I'd be in safe hands. But I found out—hand over fist—that I would need all hands on deck. Luna's little issue wasn't exactly handy, but I didn't expect the ultimate solution to be so hands-down heavy-handed when Anon decided to lend the princess a hand. Things certainly spiraled out of hand, but in the end Luna possibly overplayed her own hand. Thankfully nothing underhanded occured, but I feel Anon may really want to wash his hands.
I'm sure by a simple show of hands, others would agree with me when I say that THIS is quintessential Anonpencil, firsthand
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Daw, well thank you for the kind words. Legit, if my dumb gross horse words make people smile when they need it, then I'm really not sorry I do this.
9709352
OKAY NOW I'M SORRY I DO THIS.
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i think it needed one or two aftermath shots like a luna celesta or a celesa anon moment
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This, we need to see what happens after this!
This is just your style, pencil and yet it still surprises and shocks me!
I'm still laughing!
9709352
fuck you
........... why not just fhaking scream it out Luna? (inhales)
WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD A HOLE DOWN THERE! WE HAVE USED IN ON OCCASION IN THE PAST WITHOUT PROBLEM. YOU MUST JUST NOT BE LOOKING HARD ENOUGH!
ya know..... sometimes i think that’s how the RCV would look like written down, :p
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Goodbye... Mr. Handerson...
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Of course it's fucking Anonpencil, who else?
Ha!
lol..<3 you pencil :D
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In years of reading fanfics and watching porn, this has to be one of the most interesting ideas I’ve ever seen. Would you have to yank a male alicorn out after 1000 years? Yea, there ya go. A rule 63 version of this for even more pain. Make every guy ever clutch in sympathetic pain, hahaha.
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Lets give him a hand!
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This is the funniest shit I have read in months. There are no words. No words.
Sir, if you ever need a kidney, let me know. I mean, mine are crap, but I'll search Craigslist or something.
When I first saw the title I thought about guitars and drums so I clicked it. Boy was I wrong, but the story was unique. First time I read that someone had to open a hole, not fill it.
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina
I almost threw up in my mouth a little. 10/10 don't read
If this story didn’t contain more M than the word mammogram, I’d recommend entering it into the feghoot contest.
Also, Falcon Punch my life is now complete.
Luna should have visited hydraulic tools store instead:
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Hydraulic spreader --- just right for the job
ME:
Still, a funny story and I enjoyed it... Even though I died a small bit on the inside.
Oh my god, pencil. I can't believe you just did that.
I love you.
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Well then.
Welp, bragging rights still secured. He incapacitated a princess. My god I'm still laughing, I don't regret reading this for a second.
Poor Luna!!!! As it is, this is brilliantly written, and just uproariously funny!!! Excellent work!
So he punched her a new vagina.
Kind of like ripping you a new asshole, and probably just as painful.
...
It's not like an ear piercing, y'know.
Unless Luna's trans...
I have a private favorites folder with "that" icon of a very disturbed Twilight Sparkle. This goes in that-a-one.
what the flying fuck did I just read
Haven't read this yet, but I just want to let you know that I've contacted a priest and he agrees that this needs to be condemned by God. We're currently undergoing a petition I'm getting people from my local community to sign. If we get 100 signatures, he says he will think about it.