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Gay For Gadot


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Sunset and Wallflower decide to get a pet together. Naturally, they go to Fluttershy for help choosing a new friend.

Unfortunately for Fluttershy, being able to talk to animals isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Collaboration with my girlfriend Scampy. :heart:

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It's worth remembering that birdsong carries the same two basic messages as gangsta rap: either "have :yay: with me" or "you came to the wrong neighborhood".

Scampy #2 · Oct 8th, 2022 · · 1 ·

Writing these dumb collabs with you is so fun lmao

My favorite thing in here is definitely Angel Bunny being a crypto bro (all credit to Gadot for that), I can so clearly see him trying to scam Fluttershy's other pets with NFTs <_<

Hahahahaha okay, I was gonna quote the parts that made me laugh and ended up with a transcript of the story. Poor Fluttershy, it's commendable that she still cares for them despite how they are. (you also have to wonder who the previous owners of these things were)

Don't worry Sunset, Ray is probably just too high to have bad thoughts.

I wonder what Wally would hear if she could talk to her plants?

Great job as always! Totally didn't expect another story to drop but it was great.

"But I've always had pet rocks! And pet plants! And a pet pillow with lots of tear stains on it…" As she trailed off, Wallflower's eyes widened. "Wow, I used to be pretty lonely."

pet pillow with lots of tear stains on it

pet pillow

Oof.

Based animals.

I have to wonder what horrors capybara advocate. They seem like one of the most chill animals in existence based solely on their expression.

11388212 their thoughts are beyond mortal ken.

interesting... I suppose?

Scyphi #9 · Oct 8th, 2022 · · 1 ·

Sunset tapped her chin. "I was a unicorn in 2008. I'm not sure if I would've voted for Ron Paul. Also, who's Ron Paul?"

Considering I had to look him up real quick to refresh my memory as to who he even was as a politician...probably nobody important anymore anyway. :trollestia:

These animals clearly need Jeebus. :trixieshiftleft:

Oh dear, poor Fluttershy. I'm sure Sunset doesn't even want to know what horses are like. I'm not sure I want to know.

Ah another Exceltent colorization between the two author's who are Breast Friend's Scandy and Gay For Gadzooks.......... in this storey we see a Crossover with the Littlest Pet Shop series of show's which is like my little Pony if Rainbow Dash was a girl and also a member of the Atomwaffen, in this story we see the realistic outcome of a Pet Shop run by Horror's in which the outcome is......... the Pet's are Horror's, if only Fluttershy had the Assinstance ofmy Grandfather ROY STANDMORe in ruining the Shop, the Nazi Animal's would be too Cowing to be Nazi's and would instead be................. NOT NAZI'S.

A good Story even if it has not enough mention of Fighitng Drug's, even so I Seth Standmore would still Reconvene this Story to my Friend's and Family's.

Sincerely Seth Standmore

Sunset’s Gecko might try to sell her motorcycle insurance…

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Heh, I remember that story, it was a fun one.

The story is quite nice, here are my thoughts:
She could get stuffed animals, they aren't loud or political, and they are cute and fluffy.

Nice touch with that Angel Bunny bit in the end. All pets may be evil, but I like that at least this one is smart enough to be a businessbunny rather than a dumb politician.

I, however, still don't get one thing. What is "based"? I heard about it a couple times but never knew what it means.

Also, how are animals better at history than I am?

:fluttershysad: "Please don't look at the amphibian section. You don't want to hear what the frogs think. It's about chemicals and water. And I'll leave it at that."

/pol/ Pet Shop

Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.

This is why I have plushie pets. Wally should've bought a plushie; at least they're soft and huggable!

"Are you sure you don't want a rock?"

With the way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if the rock had thoughts too :rainbowlaugh:

Sunset tapped her chin. "I was a unicorn in 2008.

Ah, yes, the classic I-was-a-unicorn-in-an-alternate-pony-dimension-ruled-by-absolute-monarchy reason for not voting.

"They're saying, 'God hates fa—'"

Relax, maybe they're saying "facists" :unsuresweetie:

"Rats get a bad rap, but I'm sure they're sweet!"

It honestly would've been a great twist if the so-called ugly rat pets were the only ones in the shop with pleasant thoughts. Similar to the "May the Best Pet Win" episode where the super-slow turtle tortoise :flutterrage: ended up being the most dedicated to Rainbow Dash. Missed opportunity there for a deeper lesson about "true beauty inside". Otherwise it was a funny little story.

Also, can't Sunset also read animals' memories to some extent using her geode? She did once read the memory of a drop of water, after all.

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Bird mating rituals, cheetahs hunting gazelle, polar bears hunting for fish, etc. At its most basic, nature documentaries are always about sex or violence. :trollestia:

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At its most basic, nature is either sex or violence. Mother and children dining on mother and children, yet pony Fluttershy in the comics still sees So Many Wonders in it all.

I mean, they're animals. Of course they all have low IQ beliefs.

:rainbowlaugh:
The future looks bright for her?
Why not birds?
Or non mammals!

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thank you Seth very cool

It's a good thing they didn't bring Maud. They'd be crushed if they were able to hear the rock's opinions about the flat earth theory

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wtf why didn't we include that it's genius

Now I wonder what thoughts Sunset's gecko has. Maybe he's the more anti-political type:rainbowlaugh:.

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As another poster said, he probably just wants to save you up to 15% or more on car insurance.

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He was the libertarian candidate of choice for years. Seemed like a decent chap.

His son's a twat, though.

And here I thought the joke would be that most nature sounds amount to either 'fuck off' or 'send nudes'.

"Yeah, they are pretty neat." Glancing at Fluttershy, Sunset asked, "Can you understand what the ant is trying to say?"

Squinting, Fluttershy stared intently at the little worker. "Hmm… 'Stalin'... 'was'... 'based.'"

Wallflower wrinkled her nose in disgust. "Eww, I don't want a tankie pet."

Well, what did you expect from an ant?:ajbemused:

Wallflower blushed. "Well, all animals are cute, but—" The fish swam back and forth in front of her. Eyes wide, she mumbled, "Whoa, he really is like me."

Fluttershy piped up from behind them. "Those are gills."

"Oh." Wallflower tugged at the sleeves of her sweater. "Gotcha."

..."Oh" indeed.:pinkiesad2:

this is genius

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I ask for the sequel to elaborate on this. Maybe on Applejack's farm.

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In this context, it means "based in facts" or "the opposite of biased". in some circles 'based' is the opposite of 'cringe'.

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Ok, I don’t know how a person can be “based in facts” or be “the opposite of biased”. And I certainly don’t understand how can a historic person like Stalin be “the opposite of ‘cringe’” because my history books don’t say anything that makes him sound like these things.(also, is “cringe” really the best word to use when describing “based”? He is a monarch, not a high school student. And I still have trouble keeping up with the weird internet culture.)
Anyway, thanks for explaining that. I still don’t get why saying that is a bad idea, (doesn’t stop me from enjoying the story ) though. Ants are very organized workers, after all.

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To explain further, while shamelessly quoting Wikipedia.

"Tankie" is a pejorative label for leftists, particularly Stalinists. who support the authoritarian tendencies of Marxism–Leninism, or more generally authoritarian states historically associated with Marxism–Leninism.
The term is also used to describe people who endorse, defend or deny the crimes committed by authoritarian left-wing leaders such as Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and Kim il-Sung. Members of the anti-Stalinist left use the word to describe those who are perceived to be biased in favor of authoritarian states (such as the People's Republic of China and Democratic People's Republic of Korea) that are currently ruled by communist parties.

tl;dr The Joke is the Ant colony is pro-communism, and feels that Stalin's communism is correct, and the most logical option, hence describing him as "Based".

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Don’t know how to feel, because I am a Chinese and I love my country and our party just like you probably would.
Still, thanks for explaining again, politics is a very difficult course for us, I like that it makes running a country easier but I hate that it divides people in boxes and makes people hate each other.
Still, thanks to the authors for making politics fun with our beloved characters, even if I can’t help but think too much about it.

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My only complaint with this is that Angel didn’t show up. Otherwise, great time all around.

"One day old, and already looking for shit"
-George Carlin on kittens

The best thing about pets is that we can't understand what they are saying.

Lovely. I'm upvote 150.

Anyway, I'm some nobody from My Little Reviews that decided to review your short. I hope it's fair enough of an analysis.

Review: Language Barrier

Whew, this story really goes for a ride, and fast.

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