As it turns out, our planet is the afterlife of a tiny horse world, and my house is super haunted. At least the ghosts are kinda cute, if not a teensy bit annoying.

Cover Art by dstears (slightly edited by me)

Chapters (6)
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I've never seen a story more deserving of the random tag than this one.

I am upvoting on premise alone. Lol.

This is so cute. Like holy crap cute. I can't wait to see what you do with it. And as Hotel has said, the random tag is well deserved.:heart:

Ponies coming here in the afterlife? Why must you be so cruel?!

Wait, this is an SS&E story? That explains a lot. Well, I've never read a story by this guy that I didn't like, and this is no exception.

I think you forgot the horror tag?

Very very cute stuff! :heart:

Bizarre, adorable, and just slightly grim. Looking forward to seeing where you go with this.

Holding out for the buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuks.

A metaphor for the fandom after the end of the show? :trollestia:

Okay? Wwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaatttttttttt?!

Is Discord the reason WHY our own world is the equivalent of the "AfterLife/Heaven" of MLP?

What the frack…

You, good SSAE, are a lunatic. And I love it.

This this is the content I needed at nine pm :eeyup:
Nicely written! :raritystarry:

It seems random... but I'm sensing a strange sense of underlying order to this madness.

Also: dxgaming.com/obsidian/skills/misc/oooooooooo.gif

can we just take a moment to appreciate how good the url for this story is?

This is hilarious and I love it 😂

I cannot deny that I love this story.

I love how out-of-left-field it is. I love the humor.

I love it and I can't wait to see more.

"OOooOOooOooh!" she banshee- squee's from the guest room's closet. "What luck! Pantaloons! Pantaloons for miles! "

Pffffff ha ha ha 😂

“I mean it!!” I spit, waving vaguely towards the location of my office. “I'm trying to get some editing done in here!!”

Oh God, do I feel that pain.

I'm with Deadbow Dash, though, Strawberry-Cinnamon sounds pretty damn tasty.


Your honor, I have found a contradiction in this witnesses testimony!

Liked anyways

I pull at my facial muzzles

...muscles? :trollestia:

This is amazing. I can't wait to see Twilight going through his bookshelves. :rainbowlaugh:

“Applejaaaaaack, please ...” I cup two hands over my muzzle. “Give the squirrels a rest, will ya?! At least kick the cacti along the driveway! They don't have anything living in them!”

Wait, is the MC Anthro or Human?

This story is so silly and a little morbid. I love it.

The protagonist may not be in a good place, but as this chapter was read, we are.

Am I weird for wishing we get to see more ghosts than just the mane 6? And ghosts of non-ponies too?

Why does he keep using the names of long dead famous people as swear words?

5/5/21 10:29pm EST: "I can't wait to see Twilight going through his bookshelves."
5/6/21 2:12am EST: *"BooOOooOOooOOooOOooks!!!" posted*


"Psssssst! Hey! Are you awake?"

The bane of every person who ever sleeps in the same dwelling as any other person of any age. Ever.

Because it's fun?

Not at all. I'm waiting for Lyra to make her way in and obsess over anything that requires fingers.

In that case, I'll start hoping to see how Thorax anad Pharynx will mess with our unfortunate human. Oh, and maybe Zecora too? :pinkiehappy:

Now, I won't have you bad-mouthing the Oceanic Khan like that. He killed half the population of the Khwarazmian Empire, tops. :pinkiecrazy:

Now, Flurry Heart, she killed everypone.

I rate this "SP" for silly ponies (especially since the first one is Applejack) :)

And Twilight's drowning herself in information to feed her denial. All-too-typical coping mechanism for her. I am enjoying the phantom fuzzies, don't get me wrong, but dealing with postmortem ponies raises questions about the "mortem" part.

“Good eats?!?” I gesture inconsolably towards the fresh mushy mess on the floor. “They just went through your body, you dumb phantom furry!”

This stole me

"By C.S. Lewis' buttcheeks!"

I love these curses.

celestia and luna trying to move the moon and sun and just end up looking dumb. also celestia sad cause she can no longer eat cake


I for one am intensely curious to know what exploded.

I mean, Twilight's not exactly wrong about humans.

"Two-legged one, I shall say 'booOOoo', unless you give me potions to brew!" :pinkiehappy:

That's probably startlingly accurate :facehoof:


Palpy: And you changed my HOW MUCH to build the Death Star?

At least you don't have a Twilight in your computer.

Or in your head.

I can't tell if the MC is a male or female...

They all died because G5 exists. That's what happens when you do sequels and reboots! EVERYTHING FROM BEFORE IS DEAD!!

And this is why Hollywood must stop rebooting everything! :twilightsmile:

That, and almost all their reboots suck horribly.

I shudder, exhaling vapers. "There's a Hell somewhere on this planet, and it's run by the IRS."

It's called New Jersey. And it's co-run by the IRS and the CIA. :fluttershbad:

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