There's something up with Derpy.
Or maybe not.
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Skirts: should read.
Cover art: should not read.
Coin: lands on edge.
Also, what do the New York Giants have to do with this?
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This fic feels like it was written on the second cuil level.
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At the very least.
I hate this story and I hate everything.
11/10, best fic ever
My Little Pony: G5
Looks good.
Non. No. You got it all wrong. You need to go to this group: Sharktavia
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My research suggests the fifth; nothing is connected, but nothing except Pinkie Pie is a true reality warp and she doesn't count.
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eh, 5.5 Cuils. While Pinkie doesn't count as a full cuil, her presence generally mandates at least a partial cuil.
Wat
Wow, I realy want to leave a comment but I just can't find the words.
So many references!
So random!
Thumbs up! Favorite!
At this point I’ve come to accept Skirts’ creations no longer qualify as shitposts.
This is Skirtsposting at its best.
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Thank you for reminding me of cuil.
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Speaking of Sharks and Skirts:
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This site really need a 'meh' rating.
not 'up', not 'down'. Just 'meh'.
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Coin then vibrates mulidimensionally.
...I can now tasre colors. They're spicy.
There comes a point in some stories where I can't tell which character is supposed to be the sanest of the group.
Where as this story leave me unable to tell what even is sane or insane.
So thank you... and curse you! *Places hat on head and walks out, only to slam into the still-closed, non-existent door.*
I have several questions.
I have several more questions.
This was a very strange evolution of Sharktavia, though I wholeheartedly approve of Best Pony as a muffin elemental far from home. (You didn't think the Great Gray Derp was the mailmare, did you? It's just her fellow countryshark.)
Wonderfully surreal throughout, and I do have to agree with Dash on pretty much every point. Thank you for this.
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Cuil?
Are you on drugs?
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A really weird unit of measurement.
Are... Are we not going to discuss the deeply introspective nature of this... Fanfic? Essay? Fever dream? It brings this picture to mind:
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Not calling this "The HORSE Awakens" is a crime against puns
10104388 The better question to ask is which drugs is Shortskirts NOT on.
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Fair point.
I think Shirtskirts and Argenbarger had a horrible mutant spawn together, and then it wrote this.
10104522 It's a much shorter list. We gots ta save the bytes!
... Skirts, I’m certain I’ve said this to you before, but why rewrite a hit. Ahem.
Have you been running lines of scratch-n-sniff pony pictures again?
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Cuil was a search engine launched in 2008 to a bunch of fanfare. It didn't work very well. The baffling results inspired some nonsense that had a more lasting impact than the site, which shut down two years later.
For the record, I really liked that in the last play, it turns out Ahuizotl was just a clone Caballeron created with the Dark Side of Archeology.
Me the Entire story
What...what the HELL did I just read?!
What ... What did I just read?
No, it's perfectly clear in retrospect. Scootaloo's parents sold her because they loved her
Um. Okay then.
I am not sure what I just read.
But it was fine.
I think.
Classic Pinkie shenanigans to break up the monotony. Very well-written.
Don't see it that often. Which is why when I read through this fic, I'm left quite satisfied.
Well, if I were essentially indestructible, I suppose I'd be oblivious rather more often.
I'm glad I finally caught up on Doctor Who
Bravo! I rate this 12.3 cucumbers out of watermelon, even after value-added tax is taken into account. Note: This comment menaces with spikes of watercress (for your pleasure).
When you've tried the dramatic, the whimsical, and the sordid, and everything seems lackluster, you can try the bizarre, and treat it as you would a signpost.
That is, you stop, read it, and follow its directions. Of course, don't tell that to Dennis Nedry.
Skirts, you should look up Buttered Side Down.
What the...
Somepony has been possessed by Discord. This is going in the Angel Midnight Hall of Famous Favourites (my favourites folder) for sheer randomness.
Also, I recently created a piece of art for somepony that you might like to use. Don't mind if you keep it as cover art as long as you link back to the deviantart page. It's here. Hope you like it!
So uh...yeah.