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Shining Armor is a complicated stallion. One would not believe that a pony of the Royal Guard would have such refined taste beyond simply 'food'. Unfortunately, his parents do not share his palate for the exotic.
But as chance would have it, his parents are going away for the weekend, leaving him with the perfect opportunity to eat something that he really loves.
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Be honest, how difficult was it for you to add that word in?
Also, nice "twist". At some point, though, your reputation really precedes you.
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Oooooohhhhh. (Reads three times) I get it!
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lol, goddamn it Shakes,
Nicely done.
that last paragraph...
Nice.
At first I didn't understand, I thought it was related to a kind of obscure idiom or figure of speech. I eventually came to the conclusion that a Logical Examination of Writing and Diction had to be conducted.
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I guess you could say that Twilight really snatched that carrot up!
Misdirection!? Don't carrot all for that kind of tomfoolery.
Edit: yes I do. Bravo.
Oh dear. Also, suggestion, in, not into.
And GODDAMMMIT
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Dammit, all that build up.. for that
I still laughed.
Y'know what? I could make a comment like everyone else, but fuck it. This is more important.
Zucchini is a summer squash. Butternut squash is a winter squash.
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How do you aleays find a way to surprise me? How?
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DBZ Abridged Piccolo would’ve been better.
Sadly, the sex tag kind of gave away that there was a terrible carrot-related punchline coming.
I was amused by the brief, terrible marketplace scene, though.
9327219 Huh.
Upon cursory research I found that I was referring to Yellow Squash, which, up until now I have always just called 'Summer Squash'. So today I learned something.
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If he is such a culinary master he should just add some more ingredients to make it taste better with carrrot
9327916 Carrot taco, à la mode.
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I find abridged Piccolo's to be a little too short and harsh. It's all in good fun either way though
I'm a giant nerd myself, so as they say it takes one to know one.
Oh god
oh god.....
Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
oh god
It took me a second to figure it out.
Ugh.
... That's all I can say, really.
What a lame joke.
I love it.
Ugh.
You almost had me fooled.
Almost. But dear lord, that last line...
I see what you did there
I think I'm noticing a pattern
no I'm not, we both know the next story of yours that I read will throw me for a loop at the last sentencehere...You son of a bitch.
Cute.