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The Abyss


It is Celestia’s birthday, but instead of getting a whole cake like last year, Luna only brings her a single slice, saying that she won’t allow her anywhere near the rest.

What other course is there but to declare war?

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Luna recruit Pinkie and Applejack for your team next year! Heck even Rainbow Dash would join you. You are just looking out for your sisters health and you need all the help you can get. Cute story would love to see the action next year!

Pillow fights COULD make for some decent military training I suppose :p

Pinkie might be upset at the idea of keeping a pony from cake...but would probably agree if promised a portion of cake if they win.
Applejack would probably agree just because she knows how sisterly bonding things can be.
Rainbow would love the competition.
But if Luna really wants to unleash some chaos on the battle with her unexpected reinforcements, she should recruit the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Lol! Tia and Luna fighting over cake is just as fun to read as it is to write. Mine was a food fight within a larger story, but close enough. Thank, Abyss. This made me grin like Pinkie :pinkiehappy:

“On guard!”

I think you meant "En garde"

I liked the story, it was cute and ur stories and blogs pretty much sustain me so plz don't stop

No, Luna, you wouldn't want Twilight to turn your annual pillow war into a live-action equation model, would you?

Haha, right? Instead of using spears or swords, just whack the other pony with a pillow!

Fixed that little error, thanks!

You don't have to worry about me going away for a very long time. I still have too much fun writing adorable stories about adorable ponies being adorable as adorable can get.

What about Discord, hm? Lol he'd probably turn the pillows into cakes and have everypony whack each other with cakes.

Royal Pillow fight huh.
Why do I think of fluffle s orbital pillow cannon!?

Ahahahaha this was so cute.:twilightsmile:

Well, I've got another cute story coming out this week!

I look forward to it, your cute is of the highest caliber

Oh my God, this was so cute and funny. :pinkiehappy: I love it!

Why do I get the feeling that Luna will add 1 million Pinkies from the Mirror Pool to her forces next year?

Dear Celestia... that's a great idea haha.

Thanks! One can never get too much cute! With that being said, I'm going to put up another cute story, one that's a lot funnier than this one later this week. Probably on Thursday or so.

Especially since Celestia was being such a jerk about any changes to the status quo.

I mean, just imagine it...Celestia intones “Attack!” ... Luna smirks. “Ditto.” ... And the white alicorn is treated to the majestic scene of thousands of maniacal sugared-up pink , pillow-wielding earth ponies pouring over the couch and pillow battlements guarding the kitchen....:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

...Glorious! :rainbowlaugh:

So long as she could arm them with pillows, I think that she'd come out on top. Or... maybe not. I wonder how Equestrian Guards would fare against soft pink mares with pillows.

No need for the mirror pool. Half of them would probably just try to drag the rest of Canterlot (or perhaps Equestria) into the fray. Better yet have Rarity and Twilight do a collaborative project. Pillow golems. Even if they rise up and have a coup at least everypony would be comfy.

Yeah, that could work too. I wonder who Celestia would call into the fray.

A tidal wave of pillow-enabled, giggling, crazy-eyed, certifiable-on-a-good-day balls of caffeinated insanity would be a bit beyond what their Guard training could prepare them for.

Celestia bellows in her Royal Canterlot Voice, “Get back here, you cowards! Fight! Fight for Glory! Fight for Justice! Fight for Cake!!!!” :rainbowlaugh:

Unless Celestia trains her guards to combat that haha.

Well, if Luna recruits other ponies, what's stopping Celestia from doing the same? Lol who of the mane six would side with Celestia or Luna?

If it meant winning, I think Luna would do anything lol.

Good question. Could it be all the pillows?

Adorable in
Immeasurable amounts
You are best writer

This was so cute!!! :rainbowkiss:
Thank you for writing this!

That description of the two guards, how they assemble and how they seem to quickly give up fighting, was pretty great. It’s nice to imagine they’re on friendly terms.

Silly author. There is no training that can prepare you for The Pink One.

Well, she knows how Pinkie can get sometimes, so with that knowledge, you don't think that her guards would be trained to combat the pink fluffy one?

Of course! I got another cute story all ready to go, too!

And how are mere Earth ponies, unicorns, and Pegasi to combat a creature that can appear and disappear at will? Mere magic is useless against the Pink One's cartoon logic.

Hm... that is a good point lol.

She is the Pinkthulhu!! :pinkiehappy:


Well Twilight and Sunset would side with their mentor and I just cannot see Rarity and Fluttershy getting involved. It was suggested that the CMC would side with Luna. Still it would be a good fun event for them.

Yeah, I can see Twilight and Sunset side with Celestia, and as for Rarity, I think she'd side with Luna. Then of course Sweetie Belle would join her sister, but what about Scootaloo and Apple Bloom?


I think they would join with Luna as they both have a strong connection to her. She has helped them with their dreams a bit plus I just bet that after Twilight, Luna is their favorite princess.

And once again their competitive streak leads to epic clashes and adventures.

More Night Guards!
Royals are overrated anyways ^.^

Hmmmm.. nah!

I bet, she has the book with the instructions of how to make the right pillow fight.

... and tell them to help Celestia's side. :ajsmug:

This story had me smiling from ear to ear. This really made my morning. :twilightsmile:

Glad to hear it. :heart:

Thanks. This was just to adorable.

It just made me giggle so much that I had to stifle from laughing near the others nearby. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, if you liked this one, just wait till I put out another Celestia and Luna story in a couple of days haha. It's a lot funnier than this one. XP

Can't wait to see. :twilightsmile:

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