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The Abyss

Let's get back to writing about snuggly adorable fluffy pones! Fund my incomplete stories to get early access and more at https://www.patreon.com/theabyss


Applejack teaches her little sister an age-old family craft: how to knock an annoying and sleeping pegasus out of your apple tree.

This is a gift for a good friend of mine, Nobody47.

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Comments ( 95 )
KiltedKey #1 · Aug 8th, 2014 · · 10 ·

Oh my god, the moment you posted this story, I thought it had something to deal with bukakke.


My one complaint is that it ended too soon.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Oh that made me laugh! :rainbowlaugh:

That was a fun read. I'll upvote and favorite this! :twilightsmile:

Instead of grabbing a few hay bales for Rainbow to land on, she decided to switch to a big ole stinking pile of fertilizer.

Also known as cow shit and a ton of other decomposing organic matter that she’d rather not think about.

Hi, I'm Applejack. And welcome to Jackass!
All I could think of while reading this.

Hehe, cute.

On a side note, do expletives bump the rating up any? Just wondering.

Conker #7 · Aug 8th, 2014 · · 2 ·

Loved it! :rainbowkiss::heart:

You my good sir get a mustache :moustache:

“Alright Applebloom, I’m gonna teach ya an old Apple family tradition,

Applebloom said happily, jumping up and down from excitement.

Applebloom said, her tail flicking back and forth in excitement.

Applebloom exclaimed, giving her sister a loving nuzzle.

Applebloom asked, deciding to munch on the apple in her hoof.

Applebloom tossed her half-eaten apple away and grabbed a new one.

“That’s right, Applebloom!”

Applebloom said confidently.

Applebloom grabbed one last apple and before she threw it, she said,

Applebloom giggled as she watched Rainbow wake up with a start before she quickly lost her balance...

Rainbow shifted her gaze to Applebloom.

Applebloom said as she pointed at her sister, trying to hide her grin with a hoof.

"Apple Bloom" is two words. At least you were consistent.

Also known as cow $#!+ and a ton of other decomposing organic matter that she’d rather not think about.

What an awesome way to make a living, selling your own dung. Also, this may be a little vulgar for an everyone rated story.

This was cute and funny. I shall favorite and like.


Somepony needs a bath.

4817356 Eh, true, I took the word shit out.


Dash's vengeance shall be absolute.

In regards to the cover art, is it just me or does anyone else just LOVE AJ with that scarf?

Oh wow. Someone is being a massive dick and down voting everyones comments... Wait, I take that back; they are being a little worthless dick since that is both what they are and have for doing that. Calling them a massive one would be a compliment they do not deserve and would probably like.

uhhh #16 · Aug 8th, 2014 · · 1 ·

This was pretty good. I liked it.

*Reads AJ's idea*

You evil mare! That's brilliant! :trollestia:


It happens. Don't let it get to you. :twilightsmile:

Woo! Night owls for the win!

Did someone seriously go in the comments and dislike 14 of them in a row? >.<

Lmao! That was fantastic!

WS #22 · Aug 8th, 2014 · · ·

Haven't read it yet and it already sounds hilarious.

4817356 It can be spelled either way. Even Hasbro has used both (though they use 'Apple Bloom' more).

4817227 Lol you didn't look at the rating? Silly pone. :twilightblush:

4817305 Haha, yeah, that'd be pretty funny, especially if someone wrote a story like that. :twilightblush:

4817310 That's a good question. To be honest, I'm gonna say no, primarily because the moderator approved it without saying anything about it, and on top of that, the characters from the show use their own expletives, like ponyfeathers and horseapples.

4817313 Great!

4817357 Yeah, and a good one at that!

4817473 And smelly.

4817513 Aj does look pretty smashing with that scarf

4817579 Lol they can waste their time downvoting comments. It just shows that they have nothing better or more productive to do than to hit a tiny little button that doesn't mean anything.


but ... Eeeewww!! :derpytongue2:

"Huh, that sounds like something to read."
*clicks, then shuffles to blog updates tab*
"Oh, the Abyss posted two new stories--"
*realizes one of them is this*

*clicks Read Later*

That was great!

The work of Applejack will not be overlooked!

You get a favorite and a like from me my good sir.

It's all right, I guess. I don't think the payoff at the end is really worth the story, though. For me, it wasn't funny enough to be a comedy. It wasn't a slice-of-life, either. It was just kinda blah.

4817305 That actually reminds me of the Poo Cocktail Supreme. :rainbowlaugh:

That's exactly what I was thinking of!

A like and follow for the story. :pinkiesad2: looking forward to the update of I'll and the new twidash

You kind of gave away the punchline in the summary. :unsuresweetie:

4822718 Lol thanks for the heads up. I guess that's what I get for writing, editing, and publishing this all in one go haha. :heart:

>TFW it is secretly Abyss downvoting comments

While it could be possible, it isn't since you can't downvote yourself

I have better things to do than hit a button that means nothing.

I love the interactions these two have. They have so much chemistry.

I'd have rather broken my back than fallen into cow crap, though... :pinkiesick:

Yeah, I know. But imagine those people that really do spend their time doing that. Pretty meaningless life, really.

Oh Celestia, Rainbow!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

The only words I have for this story: holy crap! :rainbowlaugh::ajsmug:

4818168 Serial comment-downvoting jerks have been plaguing the site for a while now. Since downvoting comments is meaningless, well...they're just proving how empty and meaningless their lives are. :twilightsmile:

4834078 True that lol. So, like what, they have absolutely nothing better to do other than disliking comments on some my little pony fanfiction? hahaha

4834082 Sad and awkward, isn't it? The worst part is, there are so many people on this site with pointless, empty lives that the trolls breed like parasprites.

4834089 Yeah, it is kinda sad when I know for a fact that any of them could easily write, draw, or create something, anything really. Hell, everyone has the ability to do something, so yeah, it is kinda sad to see them waste their lives in such a pointless manner.

4817305 *giggles like an idiot*

You, sir, get a :moustache::moustache:

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