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Aight
Jesus Christ.
8064085 Tight.
... wat
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OMG WTF BBQ.
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But y tho
8064111 derpicdn.net/img/2015/7/9/933709/medium.png WTF THERE IS NO BARBEQUE IN THIS STORY
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I do it for the derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/7/912697__safe_fluttershy_make+new+friends+but+keep+discord_forty+keks_-colon-i_kek_meme_reaction+image_we+bought+two+cakes_wide+eyes.png
Feature box, here we come. (sorry)
Well then.
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In this visual metaphor, the pizza is this story, and the trash can is the only sort of container this story belongs in.
8064113 You bastard! How dare you infect delicious pizza with that fruit?!
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In this day and age, we have people coming out of closets (rightfully so) and we create support groups for them.
But you like pineapple on pizza and people just lose their fucking minds and act like tossers. Why is there no tolerance?
8064106 Please tell me that's your next story.
8064286 I'm not even sure what angle to take with that like does she get crucified? I don't think I've ever been able to get myself to write snuff.
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Are you sure?
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8068364 that's not my story!!!
8068364 that's a giant pony!
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You don't know that.
See, that's what I'm saying. The little ponies could be barbequing and you just never noticed.
Has there ever been a difference between a brony and a horsefucker?
8071959 I think the dividing line is whether you own a Bad Dragon horse dildo.
8072154 Good thing all my horse dildos are off-brand, otherwise I'd have to admit to being a huge brony.
FTFY.
magnifico keep on making them great stories i'm gonna be here wait'in for more! :3
8105304 aye aye captain I've got a real humdinger coming out soon.
8106359 woo :3
8164635 My honor, my duty, and my pleasure. Thank you for reading.
There are no words for this.
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Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bikerdash sent this to me
Not sure who's more twisted at this moment
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You're welcome, Bro
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My condolences.
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How badly did V-Pony wrong you for them to deserve this?
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How else am I supposed to torture my brother lol
Just think of me as being Tydal to his Shining Armor...
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To be honest, I posted this little gem in a chat group and said it was still one of the craziest things I'd ever read on this site: Truth Vs Fiction
He then one-upped me with your story
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Jason the human, eh?
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