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AtomicClop
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
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"Help me, stepdad, I'm stuck!"
Quibble is probably still mad because she called some random zebra "daddy" more often than him.
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RIP.
I don’t really understand anything, but there is a vague feeling that Twilight suffers from a narcissistic disorder, given that she has nothing against porn films with “herself” in the lead role and only anal bothers her.
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She was angry and has a literal-minded lawyer.
Well now I need to write the sequel to this with Shining Armor.
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I mean, he has the same white as the zebras, though his mane could be a problem for the editor unless they found another impersonator....
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I mean, that, and the fact that they're gonna have trouble proving reputational harm when the Empress *does* engage in horizontal diplomacy on the reg. But she saves anal for anniversaries and when Rarity brings Coco over, dammit!
Did it hurt when you reached that far, or did you do some stretching first?
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Originally I had "Vanhoover U," but figured their theater program isn't as well known.
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Damn! Now I am just going to have to remember "Los Alicornios" for LA, And "Foalifornia"! That's clever!
Wind Sprint's VA was probably always going to end up cringing at the character's existence later in life, but stories like this one are in no way helping.
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Cringe Capers 5: the re-cringening
Could be worse, Windy. I hear Candyass's C&D's involve coconut oil, pleather gimp suits, and hentai dialogue. In Neighponese.
Empress of Friendship with Benefits I see
. I also love Twilight gave herself a much better title than princess.
11786645 nice job i loved it. it was fun to listen to
Lmfao
I love the potential implication that Twilight watches these and just doesn't like Anal and is trying to exercise creative control over the movies in the most "appropriate" way possible without actually getting involved, probably due to adice from some lawyer. Now you need a follow on where Twilight attempts to control what kind of videos Wind makes in an increasingly more awkward and direct fashion that makes NOBODY comfortable.
Butt seriously, I loved this.
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Wind Sprint gets casted to do an incest porn flick and Quibble ends up having to play the role of Shining Armor. Rainbow Dash finds out her friend starred in incest porn with his not-daughter and he instantly becomes her horny idol.
Professionals have standards. Twilight's not going to litigate a mare out of her livelihood, but there are limits.
And yeah, production has to be a surreal affair when it's your mother and stepdad behind the scenes. And Star Tracker being there. Star Tracker getting involved in anything Twilight-adjacent will get uncomfortable.
Horrific yet thoroughly entertaining. Nice work all around.
I’d like to imagine some public relations consultant had a long serious conversation with the Empress regarding her publicity ratings in polls vs types of porn she allowed to continue.
Fine. Okay. This is acceptable. Oh fine... I laughed.
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I hope you do. I've liked nearly all of your work and I don't see how you could make this better but please do!
This is clearly Government oppression. That ass must be liberated.
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Star Tracker works for less than minimum wage. It is a business, after all.
Thanks!
Wind Sprint: No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
Twilight: I hope not, because I want no more ass play damn it!
pretty funny story.
Great fic, loved the funny joke.
Until the end of this paragraph this story was actually quite tame.
But I'm sure this sudden change of pace was very intentional.
Such a nice family...