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AtomicClop
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
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With a description like that, I assume there's anal.
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It's possible.
This fic just made me giggle the entire time. I love fun stories!
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Thanks!!
That ending was pure Twilight. There's SCIENCE!!! to be made!
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It's always an experiment with Twilight.
Anal sex described in dentistry terms is the most fucked up thing I seen in a while.
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The sequel better be about Moondancer getting stuck in Twilight's dreams about Star Swirl, or I will riot.
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"What's that smell?" Moondancer asked.
"Old pony," Twilight said.
"Hmmm. Still gonna fuck him," Moondancer said after a moment.
That was definitely a phrase I chose to read.
But yeah, I can definitely see Twilight objecting on the grounds she did, to say nothing of her solution to remedy the situation. She is an educator at heart. This just calls for some visual aids, practical exercises, maybe an essay at the end to make sure the lesson hit home (among other things...)
Also, do you have a minimum quota of phallic barbs per story? Is the Griffonstone Tourism Board funding these stories?
Nicely scathing parody/affectionate celebration of some the worst that clopfic can offer. There's something wrong with you, me, and everyone else who read this.
Congratulations! on a great story.
Heavy on comedy light on porn, a nice change
There should be a tag for this phenomena. ("fimfiction.net" is not a tag, i think)
This was fun
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Thanks!
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#MetaPorn
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Ha! thanks.
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Weird minds think alike (I had something similar in a scene where Luna was giving Flurry Heart relationship tips).
Can this line be made into this website's official motto?
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LOLOLOLOL
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Luna being a recent transplant from the pony equivalent of the eleventh century C.E. would make that story particularly amusing. I can imagine Luna's relationship advice being something like:
"Is your maidenhead intact? Very good. Keep it that way until your mother receives a dowry worthy of a girl of your station. Daliences with your lady in waiting are to be expected, of course. Just be careful not to rupture anything in your passion, or your parents will be able to expect little in return for you. Love? Oh, that comes in time."
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Then Luna makes a straight face and bursts out laughing. "But seriously, findeth the stallion of thine heart and hit him over the head with a club."
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She knows how to alicorn.
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Grace Jones totally could if she were so inclined. She was the best thing about Conan: The Destroyer.
Take my upvote, damn you.
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I’m not sure she was acting there, honestly. I think she just described her method of getting a man.
Ah, didn't expect nostalgia from D&D from this. My sis older games with her friends crackhead character that always seemed to answer every problem with "I pull out my crack pipe and smoke some crack". Only ever answered the question of "where'd you get that?" With "pulled it out my ass" till the group canonized it that she had an "Ass of Holding" that only had infinite storage for crack and crack pipes... ah, good times.
I have no plans to read this, just not my kind of thing, but now you have given me the idea to write a character who ends up inserted into *other* erotic fanfictions... So thanks for putting that little thought worm in my head.
Best of luck with your other writing projects.
I can't stop laughing.
That ending LOL
Mrm
Thank you for saving Christmas! Fav and follow earned. Laughed my ass off
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Thank you!
Whoa boy. Moondancer is really creative. Also twilight got the doctor going behind Derpy?!
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Maybe Derpy is the sharing type.
Okay, when I see that "porn" tag, I didn't expect this story to be about, instead of by itself, pornography! And it's more hilarious than sexy.
I hope that's what you were going for, because I don't think any normal, kinky, or downright sexually abusive person could be turned on by this.
Damn, I discharged loads after loads of laughter throughout the ride. Awesome work!
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Thanks!
And yes, this was meant to be a parody of bad porn, rather than porn (bad or not) per se.
Basically, this was intended as the "Robot Chicken" take on the Fimfic New Column.
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Twilight in science mode. Or disguises it as such to get some revenge on yellow dork.
Seeeeequel!
pls
Damn, Son. Lol.
Most excellent.
Funny as fuck mate, thanks for the laugh.
Twilight has discovered: hmm maybe pussy yum yum?
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I bet that's how she got Dolph Lundgren.
This is the Twilight that would force a body swap with a tentacle monster to demonstrate to it first hoof why unwanted sexual advance are bad. Someone who is limied only by her imagination which is varied and expansive, for she has seen some shit indeed. The best version of Twilight, in fact.
*looks at the story title*
If you say so...
Also, good ending!
Oh! This is a fucking masterpiece! Well done take my up vote and favorite you absolute mad lad!
There comes a time in every author's life when they begin to parody themselves. This is that time.
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LOL yup.
This one definitely elicited a chuckle
This was my favorite part. Of course Twilight would be the most mad about this