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AtomicClop
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
AtomicClop
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This was so much fun! It's nice to see nerd Twilight having fun for once.
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Thanks! She deserves her fun, too, not just the naughty ponies.
That was fantastic! I found it more hilarious than I did sexy, but I loved it!
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Thanks!
I suspect most first times are funny rather than sexy when looked back upon later.
Twilight is clearly a natural at activating Almonds.
Can attest that old book smell is a huge turnon. It's more than just lignin.
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Kek
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And harvesting almonds....
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Twilight knows what you're talkin' about!
Genre savvy Celestia is the best part of this fic
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Thanks!
This was a good story.
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Thanks! It was fun to write.
"Nurse Sternheart had to remove a glass soda pop bottle from my... nethers... yesterday."
Heh, better keep Twilight away from alcohol or she might put something worse there. Saw that happen once in the ER.
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Not bad at all.
...Kinda wanna see the Flue/Celestia thing now.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Thanks!!!
I'm contemplating a Twilight/Moon Dancer/Almonds threesome next....
Haven't decided.
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Why not both?
~Skeeter The Lurker
Unf.
Love it! Great job
Great job! Didn't know I needed this until I read it.
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Thanks, I appreciate it!
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Hey, thanks! You know the old saying: "Write what you would want to read," and I like this sort of story myself...
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Moondancer really deserves loving. Even more than Pre-Princess Twilight and Human SciTwi, she reminds me of myself.
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Honestly? Me too.
That was a wonderfully written Twilight. Definitely looking forward to seeing more from you.
Aw. I was hoping for steamy, spontaneous, unprotected first time sex :(
Also, while it makes "sense" That sneaky forced birth control really seems fucked up. It reminds me of half life 2 and combine suppressing human reproduction alltogether
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"Birth control in the water supply" is actually my Hogwarts School headcanon. I just ponified it, here.
(It's probably in the permission slips the parents sign in the admissions packages, anyway.)
The story gets you a like
the last line gets you a fav
Wow. You're pretty desperate.
Oh wow, Twilight, don't you know of social etique—
Oh wait, this is young Twilight I'm talking about.
Ok, this strategy actually has a great chance of working
Heh, you're young, so I can understand, but I advise that you think of mares not as some kind of trophies or goals, but as, well, living ponies.
Though really, the only reason I'm saying this is I'm indignant on Twilight's behalf since you seem to be thinking of her like a consolation prize.
She's a lovely and great mare in her own right, you know?
Says the guy reading this clopfic.
Shut up, me, I'm trying to be wise-esque, here.
Oh no.
Ok, now I have to commend you for your unorthodox use of old books.
You don't wanna do this, Princess.
I take back what I said. You be the comedic narrator, Princess.
.... Ok.
Twilight's words and Almond's enthusiastic response makes their conversations hot.
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Glad to help! Hope you enjoyed it overall.
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Appreciated!
This was hilarious. Well done.
That was funny! I love the difference between unicorn orgasms and other ponies, I was giggling. Glad almond pone got kinda fucked up with his ear and nuts, he was a lil douchy
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Many thanks! I appreciate it.
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Glad you enjoyed! He definitely was not the chillest pony ever, was he?
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Not to be one of 'those' readers, but I must point out that you've stumbled on what could be a rather humorous series of stories focusing on the variety of the Mane 6's first encounters. I mean, now that you've established that heat has different effects on different types of ponies.
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Oh yeah. I'm thinking about that! I also have quite a few other ideas first in the queue, though.
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Agreed she is a great mare in her own right and it bugs me to see this colt thinking of her as some kind of prize or object, worse that he isn't even really into her but sees her as better than nothing.
That being said, I do sort of understand how he feels, despite all the teasing I have gotten from my family over the years I am still very much a human being with all the quirks and foibles therein.
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Agreed! I left their ages deliberately ambiguous (didn't want this fic added to the extra-naughty groups), but Almonds's thought processes were intended to display immaturity. He'll grow out of it, we can all hope.
Um... would you... care to finish that sentence a little sooner? Paragraph-length sentences tend to be really hard to read, which in turn is really distracting.
Other than that, good job. This story was extremely sexy.
Haha, blue nuts/ blue balls.
OMC, I can't imagine this ploy not working. But if it doesn't work with Twi maybe he could PM me? heh
Enjoyed this very much - very hot.
Poor Almonds, got all bloody and brused his fist time. Usually you have to pay extra for that.
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Hahahahaaaaaa. Twilight gives it out for free.
Years later, Thunderlane made it worth the wait.
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Ha!