Questions and Answers 8
Midnight Loki
Discord when did you first realise you were insane and when did your first split personality form?
I'm insane?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me!? As for Bob, I kinda lost myself in rage for the first fifty years or so. Sometime then I realised there was another voice. Celly was a bit busy at the time to bother me.
Y̼̩̯͔ͦ̓̄OU̅̿̑͏͖̟̩̻ ̣̲̤̫̈́̆̊ͅM̯͓̼E͉̪͖̯ͣ̎ͫ͡ͅȦ͇̣̯̼̘̳N̶̞̻̱̪̓͊͑̆ ̄̓̋̅̐͢N̬̻ͥ̇̾ͮ̈I̛̟̙̤̒G͚̃̓̾ͥH̥͔͎̣̹̏ͯ̂͐̑T̰̯̄̈̏ͪ̋M̢͚̝̳̤͖ͫͪ̍A͉̣͌͆ͦ̆̚͠R̵͙̻͎̓ͤ̌Ȩ̻̻̳̺ ͧ͌ͥ̓ͪ̎ͪM̢̎̽ͥ̊ͦ̾O̞͍̪̗̻͍̫͌͗͒̉ͪͭͪOͧ̈́͗ͯͤ́N͗̕?̛̳̺̱̆
I uh...what?
ÂF̷̘͙͙͍̅T̶͙͉̩͑̀́ͪ̊ͅE̶̻̐ͪ̅̈͑ͩR̩͕̥̿ͅ ͉̟̟̼̜̝̰́Y̒̏̂҉̥̹̟̳Ǫ̼ͪ̎̍̽U͆͏̺̼̘R̼͈̤̬̙̩ͅ ̩̤͖̖̗̞̀ͧB̐ͥ̕R͚̉̀I̦̭͚̮̫̅̂ͥͮ̃E̳̖F̤̹̑͑̄̂̃̓̅ ͎̻̖̖̯̭̱̿͆̾͝B̉̀A͖̠̥̞͓̫͒̊ͅT̛͈̗̑́̅̂̈Ţ̞͋͒̂ͯ̐͊L̹͘E͖̝̫̿͝ ̍̏̿W̶͊̌ͩ̾ͫ̿̀I̖ͫͫ̽̐͗T̊̐ͤ̇͋ͭH͞ ҉̜̣C̺̼Ẹͩͥ̋L̷̺̼̪̟̲ͩ͐̀͆̈́E͍̦̦̳̮͐͑̔̒̎S͖̠͇̩̤͓̟ͦ̈́T͍̱̰̻͍̯́̒͝I͓̭̠̭͓̦̹A̱̗̤͗ͧ͗ͫ͞ͅ ͓͈̻͖͊̑̍ͫͧ͡Á̻̼̯̙͇̾̈̚N͋̏ͭ̏D͚͋ ̧L̗̻͖̟̩̪̃ͯ͢ỨN̯̥̅ͥ͒͢Á̛̗̻̥̪̱͌ͅ ̥̝͈̫ͮ͆͐͑Y̗̌̓O̿U̞̼̲̜̲͔̜͆ͤ̊̔̋̚ ̨͕̻͈̺͇̺̯̅ͦ̃ͩ̈́̇I̮̗̖̻ͧͥ̇ͩ͐̔M̗͓̥̜̃͗͟Pͭͪ͂̅̉̒͠L̩̯͓̟̙ͫ͘A̛̭͔̳̙̣̗̲̍ͦͬṈ́ͫ̂̏̄T̪͚̰̽ͥ̋̀̃ͯ́E̩̳̭̣̱͂D̪ͭ̄̏̓͂͝ ̜͙̩̦̌̓̌ͭͪ̉̾Aͯ͛ͨ̆̆҉̫̹̫ ̟̥̎ͯ̅̀S͈ͅE̷̥̞͉̼̜̪̣E̸̜̙̪̲͓̳ͭ̃D̎̿ͦ ͕̞̂ͯ̑̏ͥ̒̀O̮͈̝͖͆̎͋̉̑F̸̮ͮ̽͗ͭ̅̆̐ ͙͉̻̰͈ͧ̆̇̃̒C̬͙͙̠ͧ͋̎̓̑ͥ̚H̴͓̤̞̹͖̟͂̈̋̌̓ͨA͍̳͗̔̆̔ͧ͘ͅO̙Š̙͓̘ͣ̈̄ͭ͐ ̯͙ͯͯ͡ͅI̧͇̣͙̋͗̆̚N̻̟͓̮̗̙̦͌ͣ̆ ͈̥̲͔̮͉̈͊ͤͭ́H̫͍̦̞̖ͫͅḚ̩̲̙̘̣́ͅR̭̫͈̯̔̽ͨͥͮ̚ ̵̻̙̣̮͗ͦ͊ͤͤM͍͚̹͍̣̭̹͊̈́̈̎ͭ̈́ͭI͉̩̒̑ͧ̑̈́N̗̟̣̯̥̜ͭ̐͒̂͂̕ͅD̳͖̦̝̠̘̋͋̽͢
How did you know that?
D̝͚̖̹̙̈́ͨ̓̑̂̽Ŭ͍̘̪̯̼͡R̪̫̥͙ͭIN̵͔̼͓̟͈̼͂̐̿G̎̒ ̪̟̞͓͈̻̃̏͒ͬM̸͎̖̤̰͔Y͇̦͙ ̷̲̯̞B̨͊ͤ̉͊ͭ͒Ȁ̲͊T̮̤̫̊̇ͅT̔̿ͥ̇͗̒̋L̤̓̆͌̑͒Ȅ̷̠͙̫̠̺͈ͪͩ,̭̝̭ͨ̆ͧ͋̐͘ ̝̬̦ͯ̂̔I̖͍̣̻̦ͤ͐̏̒͑ͭ͑͟ ̭͍͐ͤͬ̑̄̅F̪͖̓E͉̼͍͔͋̾͒ͮ̆̍D̰̥̥̼̱̰̺ͫͧͫ̑͝ ̿ͫ̃ͯ͑͆̒͏̲̣̤̣̤T̗͈͕͔̞̅Ḫ͔̰͕ͤͤE̴͗̏̑̐͐̔ ̻͖͔̱̬̺̲ͥ̓ͮͨ̑ͩD̿̍ͨ̐́̀̚͡A̱̜͓̥͔͔̭͟R̖̟̻͚ͨͭ̎͡K͔͒ͣ̂̒̃ͥͅN̹͓͙͇̳̦̍̊͗͐͑E͚̗͑̅ͬ͌S͕ͨͦ̌̾́S̛͉͓͓̖̺͕̊ ͦ̔̊̌̑ͫ͜W͔͙̲̔̆͗̈͒͛͡I͙̤̼̍T̝̅̓H̘̒̅ͮ̂̽ͫ͠I̧̥͓̭͎N̰͎̼͐ͦͩ͒̔̒̅͝ ̢͎͉̗̈̊̄ͅH̪̰̤̪̲͈̓ͦ̿̔̋ͨͩ͟E͆ͥ͂̈̍̚R̬̩̃͌̒͊̏̂̒ ̤̥ͣ̑Tͭ͌͊̆͞Ö͇̯̥̯̹̰̟́͑̎͜ ͦ̒̍͊ͭ̾G̻͈̪̙̝̭̳̈̀Ī̪̤̞̦̥̑̑ͣ͒͆̌V̯̼̱̺̣̱̒̈͟È̟͈̳̰͈ ̟̞̘̫͇ͯ͂̎ͦ͛ͫ̔B̨͕̰͓͍̹̯͚ͬ̒̐Ỉ͂́ͦ҉̗̦̹̼̰ͅR̨͓̣ͨ̃̌͛̿͋ͪT͙̝̘̳̥̗̪͜H̭̫̠̣ͨ̇ ̷̰̗̞͕ͅŢ̝̈́̈́ͨO̢̒ ͇͖͆̂ͦ̃͑̇̇T͎͎͌H͚̭͎̖̪͒ͥ̿ͨ̋E̹̍͋ͣ͛̒ͦ ̩͔̝̙̻̚͠ͅD̲͚̟̱͔̪͖͂Ȅ̙̤ͭ̿M̫̜͎̜̫̾O̭ͯ͑Ņ̳̹̦ͫ̉̄͌ N͖̋̉̈̂̽̈ͤI͙̘̞̹̗̅͂ͧ͐͂̐G̛̙̰͕͈̩͍̙ͨ͋͒̒H̬̦̽ͨ͠T̼̥̝̼ͫ͋͊̎M͉͕̰̅̑ͬ̊ͨ͗͠A̹̻̗̦̬͙ͨ̉ͦ̋ͧ̆͋́R̸̺͖̺͍͇̻̱͌̄ͥ̃ͫͤȨ̰̣̻̰̙̖͈̃ ̲̟̪̺͐͋͜M͓̤̮̝̥͈ͬ̀͝O̩̲̫͇̩̐ͥͣOͭ̌͟N̫̝͍̜͓̤ͤͯͧͭ͋ͅ
WHAT!?!?!
Some time later for Discord to get over this, lets say 4 hours for the sake of it
BronyGuy1
Hey Discord, what would lighting from one of your chocolate/cotton candy rainstorms look like?
Skittles, a bolt of pure skittles!
F1utt3rshy
Discord and anyone else who wants to answer besides steve
If you had to give up your body to one of your personalitys for a year who would you choose?
If you escaped the stoney hell your in but lost all your powers in the process would you still want to escape and if so what would you do with your life from then on?
if you had to choose a wife out of celly and luna who would you choose?
Have you been in fluttershys shed its the greatest place ever?
also have a nice day and one word ... naverone
ME!
Um...how to put this delicately....No way in tartarus! I'd probably give it to Sub or John. I can trust those two to return my body in the best condition and to have neutralised the elements. And no way would I give up my powers! Where there's a will, there's a way. Also what is it with you people and making me choose between Celly and Luney?
Luna
Yeah probably, I have a violent reaction to Cellys face. Being the main cause for imprisoning me twice does that, although there is of course Luneys part in that, but that's been avenged, as Somby has been so kind to point out where she might have heard!
O͇̜ͬH̬̹̗̹͕̱ ̗̱̻ͨͫ̐͆ͣ̔ͭG̬̞̰̺͒̓ͥͤ̽E̪̞̥̪̿Ť͗ ̹͖̯̻͚͋O͇͎̫̪͍̣̓͛͐ͥV̾͂̚E̱̹̼̺̩͊ͨ̓̑R̰̘̻͎͕̲͓͛̃̀ͥͣͨ̒ ͤY̺̮ͦO͍̒̃̇͒̃́͑U̹̿ͤ̇ͪR͊S̠̖Eͫ͆̌̔L̥̝͍͔F̈
NEVER! And why would I go into Fuherfies shed? it's probably just filled with flowers, or cute little bunnies or something equally sickening. And what is naverone?
Who cares?
A good point
playnwin
To Steve:
I feel for you. You are obviously the best Identity, it's just that none of your companions understand the sheer honor you have given them by being an alternate Identity of them. You will forever be the one that was dragged down and defeated only because of your unfortunate companions.
To Bob:
Sorry, but you'e second best. Still, you're pretty cool.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN KNEECAPS!
I know right! If I was in control I would lead us to such greatness. Whole worlds would sing of my glory!
Keep dreaming
Kingperson24
To Bob:
I think I see a kitten on top of Discords memory's. It's impossible to climb since the wall is too flat. I got some explosives to destroy it easily. Here, take them.
HA HA! NICE TRY! HOW THICK DO YOU THINK I AM!? I WOULD NEVER DESTROY MY OWN MEMORIES!
And it would also be impossible for a cat to be in our mind, and it would be impossible to pass an object through the rift?
UMM...YEAH, THAT TOO!
Oreon
Discord:
Help, I'm a Dracconequs (alternate dimension/universe) and for some reason I can't stand being chaotic!
What is wrong with me?! What do I DO?!
... Also, out of all *CREATURES* on Equis, whom do you think is most likely to have any slight chance of... ugh... "Reforming" you. Can be any creature, Pony, Changeling, Buffalo, heck, even Parasprite if it's uniquely intelligent.
Edit: Oh, and tell Steve he can go suck a stalagmite.
OH TARTARUS! YOU SOUND SO PATHETIC! 'OH HELP ME! I CAN'T STAND BEING CHAOTIC' YOU ARE INSULT TO MY VERY EXISTANCE!
I have to agree with Steve, how dare you call yourself a Dracconequs!
You sound even more boring than me
And why do you people still believe there is some hope of reforming us? Nothing is ever going to change our ways, GET OVER IT!
Your insult means nothing to me
Codexwriter476
To Bob:
Yeah, about the DrDr.... He took all the credit and renamed it the Wunderwaffe DG-2
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
He's probably long dead
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, BURY HIM, DIG HIM UP, AND KILL HIM AGAIN!
lexthebrony
Just a few questions...
1. Discord, if you have to choose between staying in stone forever or letting Steve take over control forever, wich would it be?
2.John, wich race of pony is superior, Pegasus or unicorn?
3.Bob, what is the best non-magical weapon of mass destruction?
4.sally, if you were in control for a day what would you do?
p.s. I prefer chaos over harmony.
1. That's a tough one
Come on...I'll take good care of our body!
To be honest, it'll be more fun watching Steve cause chaos than staying in stone forever
Hehehe, Steve would be much easier to trick into giving me control
Hold your horses Baron, it's hypothetical
2. If we were to assume that both would be equal in every way expect their race, then they would be equal. Neither is scientifically 'superior' to the other. It is purely down to the pegasus's athletic ability and a unicorns control over magic and creativity
3. THE DRDR, OR IN MY HANDS, A HUGE HAMMER!
4. I'm pretty sure I mentioned this....MAKEOVER!
p.s Why wouldn't you!?
Corpral Lyra
Bob if I gave you a nuke what would you do?
WHY WOULD I NEED YOU TO GIVE A NUKE WHEN I CAN CREATE ONE WITH A THOUGHT
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Steve, do you enjoy muffins?
Flarp?
Actually John, Richthofen isn't dead. He's a god now that controls an extremely large horde of zombies that he uses to toy around with the remaining mortals on earth.
Hey all of you, what's your favorite inanimate object?
And where's Chryssi?
Sombra did you break her heart?
How dare you!
Go and apologize to her NOOOWWW!!!!!
Bob! Sombra stole your stuff!
Bob, what is the one thing you enjoy doing that is not in anyway related to death, destruction, or anything that is caused by anger?
Discord, if you were able to erase one element in the entire universe for a single second (it would not come back, but would grow back if possible) which would it be?
Steve, why do you think so highly of yourself? and dont give a bullshit answer like 'Because I'm awesome'. Though i dont really know what to expect...
Sub, If you were allowed to leave the others with your own body that is NOT a draconequus, which species would you pick and why.
All, when do you expect to get out of that fucking stone prison? And if you have an itch on your nose that you cannot reach....
AHAHAHAHA, SUCKS TO BE YOU!
-points in a direction- HEY STEVE LOOK A DISTRACTION! -whispers to bob- quickly get him!
So, uh... You may not remember me, what with all the voices clamoring for attention and whatnot, but I'm that guy who had the bright idea create a weapon to slay this place's gods and whatnot...
Well, it worked, but... Well, let's just say a world with no higher powers starts to decay rather rapidly, especially when Humans are involved. We've got maybe a week or so before everything really starts breaking down and chunks break off the planet and stuff if my math's right... But that's not what I'm here to talk about, I'm here to issue a warning to any other idgits out there who think making a deity-murder-gun-ray-lazer-death-spork, don't. It'll explode shortly after the first time you shoot it and buck everything up, big time. I still don't know how I survived, but I bet the next guy won't...
Time grows short as connection dwindles, better vomit everything else out then: Any mortals that can hear this, do not, I repeat, to not tamper with element 1337. Any gods out there that can hear this, obliterate any deposits of 1337 you can find, save your plane of residence from fanatical folk trying to have a little fun. Don't make the same mistakes made here.
And Discord, Crissy? Sorry I couldn't he-
<-Transmission Lost->
So, this is for Discord, and everyone else occupying the same mind:
What is your favorite book?
I've been studying Chaos magic and, more specifically, the origin of thr Draconequus and I have a few research questions so here we go. Eh hem,
1. Are you the only Draconequus to ever exist? If so how did you come into exisitence?
2. How immortal are you? (I mean lop off a head, tear out a heart or end of the universe survivor)
3. Was the force of chaos around before harmony and if so where did harmony come from? (if harmony was first then where did chaos coem from?)
4.Are there any laws (physics, nature , some third reality warper set) that you have to follow?
5. Finally, If I were to drain your chaos magic and the elements harmony magic and then proceeded to mix the two together what would happen?
1. if a cardboard robot from the future comes to you demanding the head of ether Steve or Sub which one would you give to him?
2. Also why not just turn the main 6 into hydra and put them in a cave somewhere?
Bob, how do you feel about kitchen appliances?
Everyone, what is the most interesting thing you've experienced or heard of?
Greetings my Lord and Master of Chaos!
Would you rather be:
A. A pony who kills foals in a machine to create rainbows for the rest of Equestria, or
B. A pony who kills other ponies, keeps their horns, wings, and cutie marks as trophies, then bakes what's left of them into various desserts?
And any of your other selves can answer as well.
*ksshtzzt* Hello...? Does this thing work? Okay...*ksshtzzt ksshtzzt* Sooo discord, got yourself stuck in stone again? Pitiful. So how have you been doing? You know... while your stuck... in stone... for another thousand years. And hey Bob! Kill any legions of daemons from the immaterial as of late?
Forever mocking your sorry hide, The God Empror of Mankind.
Are there "signs" of a new personality appearing, or do they appear instantaneously in some manner?
3268892 Huh. YOUR SUPPOUSED TO BE DEAD?!?! last time i talked to you you only had 30 min left to life and that was 2 months ago.... YOU BROKE A... Erm...uhhh.ummm Watch??
Bob! How do you speak in capitals all the time? What is your secret?
This is Australia...
To Bob:
Explain step by step on how to torture someone. Your way.
P.S. Demonstrate them on Steve.
Hey discord did you know that in both the sodas Dr Pepper and Dr Perky neither use the "." that goes in front of doctor?
3269682
Yes, I broke the watch! Now I will have 30 minutes to live, forever!
I believe we need editors for this fic. Honestly, it would be much more fun reading if the countless (no offense, really) errors weren't so distracting. Anyway, upvoted this.
3271071 Thinks about sentence...................still thinking.......brain explodes.....since when are you pinkie
Discord, why don't you bring the characters from Red vs. Blue to your universe and have tex go badass on the elements? and also, she's waay nicer on camera, she chased me around a tree for 30 minutes trying to pull my spine out!
p.s. Bob, do you know an A.I. named O'Malley?
p.p.s. Bob, A.I. is Artificial Intelligence.
Discord quick I don't have much time! get to the Football arena, I was able to open the Meta-Physical barriers for a couple of moments[ John don't explode] i've left the EoH on the 50 yd line. Use it to destroy Steve! [P.S. if that doesn't work let bob beat the ever-loving sh
t out of Steve.]
All of Discord: Have you heard of a pony named Sunset Shimmer? If so, do you think she could assist you in any way?
Hi, all you Discords. How are you today? And what do you like the most? (Not counting chaos.)
3271967
I'm Pinkie? And no one told me?
3274521
What you mean i'm not pinkie anymore 
Yeah i guess you got the role now
> Load Program: Questions
| Loading.
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| Establishing connection...
| Interdimensional Connection Established. Initiating startup sequence.
| Creating Mental Link
| Opening Image and Feeling Uploader.
| Program Initiated. Awaiting User Input.
> Commence
| Commencing...
| 1. Dear Bob, and all you other personalities: If you were able to escape from stone, yet you were then going to be trapped upon the plane of infinite kittens immediately, what would you do?
| Uploading cute cat pictures.
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| Pictures Uploaded.
| 2. Discord, what does the fox say?
| 3. True or False: This statement is false.
| 4. What other weaknesses do you have besides the Elements? I promise this is purely scientific and there is no way I will attempt to double cross you in any way, shape or form. And I am totally not crossing my fingers right now. hey look, a squirrel.
| 5. Bob, if you were turned into a kitten and could not change, what would you do?
| 6. Bob, what would you do with a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
| 7. Discord, what would you do if I gave you a super crowbar?
| 8. Discord, why are you so normal?
| 9. Steve, GO AND BOIL YOUR BOTTOM YOU SON OF SILLY PERSONS! I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU YOU FILTHY, ARROGANT PIG-DOG! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!
| 10. Discord, I am preparing to pass you some mental bleach, industrial strength. Do with it as you will. (It's guaranteed to clean ANY obnoxious personalities and reform them back into you, or your money back! [Offer not available in some states])
| Initiating subroutine
| Opening semi-physical, hyper-mental portal.
| Portal Open
| Passing through object.
| Ending Subroutine
| 11. Is there a unifying formula of physics? If so, what is it?
| 12. Can your Chaos be quantified, by that, I mean, d oyou know how much you can use at any one time?
| 13. If you answered yes to the above question, then it is not chaos since chaos, by it's very definition cannot be quantified.
| 14. What is your opinion on Quantum Physics?
| 15. If, in order to escape your stone, you had to pull a prank without ANY powers, help, or even money (and you can't steal) and it had to be a good prank, what would you do?
| 16. Discord, if you had to choose between[WARNING, CONTENT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR SOME READERS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED][spoilers] anal rape from every stallion in Equestria, or giving Steve and Bob permanent control, and there was no secret option 'c' or weaseling out of the choice, which would you choose?
| 17. What if I told you you were in a mediocre fanfiction from some random guy on Earth with absolutely no life other than watching cartoon horses made for little girls, what would you do?
| Initiating Subroutine
| Author Apology Initiated
| Sorry, Author.
| Subroutine Terminated.
| 18. How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of murderous states?
| 19. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
| 20. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
| 21. Are you the very model of a modern major general?
| 22. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
| 23. Did I ask those already?
| 24.ERROR: SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Shutting down. Data upload incomplete. Starting Diagnostics.
| Program terminated.
3279042
Right... tons of questions.... scroll down and look at my previous comment.
hey Discord, I think I have just the thing to free you!
I'll keep looking.
Located this wonderful sword that turns one to stone in a strike, and free's them when removed.
Sadly its in a compartment under the tomb of St. Peter. So I cant get it till Thursday next week..
Of course then there's unfortunate product of having a sword wound when free.-
-Dranor44
wait wait wait.........whoa there.......... DID I MISS something? how'd Sombra get in there? and what the devils' going on with his weirdness of speech patterns? ANSWERS BETTER BE COMING OR I'M GONNA UNLEASH MY DARKNESS UPON YOU (not entirely sure what that will do I've kept it locked up so long).
.......ahem annnywho question time
1) in a battle of ego's who would win Black Star from Soul Eater or Steve?
2) To discord and friends or whatever they are to you, pawns?, minions? aw whatever. You sick of us questioners and our pointless "would you rather" questions or our "who would win in a fight" questions and such and such. cuz I sure would be haha
Hey discord is that a chocolate milk sea hidden in Steve's privet mind!!!!!! knew he was holding out on you guys shame on him!!!!
OK while their busy killing Steve answer this one
3) to elder god locopony does discord know your the one really pulling all the strings or would that fracture the universes
well then............. ahem thank you for your time. sorry Steve had to be done, but you really should have known better
P.S. and yes I realize my first question kind-of makes me a hypocrite......aw well BWAHAHAHAH
Sub, what are your feelings about [REDACTED]? I really think [REDACTED] is [REDACTED].
EDIT: The [REDACTED]? [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]!?!?!?
Discord.
0. ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR BE DESTROYED BY SOME RANDOM SAFE FALLING FROM THE SKY!
1. If you could wipe one group of ponies or any other beings from existence, who would it be?
2. Bob, what would you do if you could work with the following evil counterparts of the Elements of Harmoney: Pinkamena 'Cupcakes' Diana Pie, Rainbow Factory Dash, and Serial Killer Rarity.
3. Sally, if Discord were to somehow become to victim of a Rule 63 spell... Would you become the main personality and Discord become the alternate personality?
4. If you had to choose one of the Elements of Harmony to become an alicorn with chaos powers, which one would it be.
5. Bob, you're opinion on Cupcakes? And if you were Pinkie, would you do that to Rainbow Dash?
6. Choose: Boiling Hot Melted Cheese Lava or Boiling Hot Melted Chocolate Lava.
7. Any of you ever seen Star Wars?
8. Have you ever heard the song 'I Can't Decide' by the Scissor Sisters, if so, I want you're opinion.
9. If you could drain Celestia and Luna's magic and take it all for yourself, would you?
10. Have you ever trolled anyone?
Lawl I've read diaries of a madman also! Lawl!!!
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Also I'm glad to see this story kept going.
HOW DO YOU DO THE SOMBRA TEXT.
Please answer, I need it for a story I'm writing.
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.pu ti elgooG .oglaZ dellac s'tI
.tuoba yrrow ot gnihton ,snoitseuq fo elpuoc a ylnP
?aneracaM eht did uoy ecnis neeb ti sah gnol woH (1
?tsaot tnrub ro swollamhsram tnruB (2
.noitseuq siht sdrawot gnihtyna rewsna nac uoY (3
1: Steve, how do you feel about being surrounded by infinetely inferior beings?
2: Mark, why do the others not understand your needs?
3: Sally, make Chrysalis get a makeover.
4: Sir Baron, why don't you plan a perfect plan that eliminates everybody except you, therefore giving you full control of Discord's body?
5: John, simply put, figure out the perfect method for turning order into chaos.
6: Richard, I am offering to you the ability to turn chaos into order. Since I am already the god of chaos in this realm, I am giving you the only spell that would destroy me forever. Do with it what you will.
1: Jim, what would you do if you and Sombra got together and made a plan so big that yo cold overthrow Celestia, Luna, And Twilight Sparkle?
2: Chrysalis, we are able to provide with a massive amount of love, since our love for our slaves subjects is so strong that it could collapse our reality if unchecked. Do you think you can handle that much power?
3: Sub, how do you feel knowing that you are really manifested from Discord's deepest emotions and thoughts?
4/5/6: Discord, How are you dealing with all your emotions? Will all of them eventually manifest in your mind? Are you sure that you wouldn't be scorned everywhere if your inter-mind conversations eventually leaked out of your thoughts?
Having just read Game Night, I am curious; is the idea of Chaos Chess molded from somewhere else, or is it of your own creation?
3422815 Completely my own creation, made up as I went
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It's quite the genius idea. Would you mind if I were to introduce the game you made to other people?
3436302 go for it
*ksshtzzt* Hello...? Does this thing work? Okay...*ksshtzzt ksshtzzt* Sooo discord, got yourself stuck in stone again? Pitiful. So how have you been doing? You know... while your stuck... in stone... for another thousand years. And hey Bob! Kill any legions of daemons from the immaterial as of late?
Forever mocking your sorry hide, The God Empror of Mankind.
I'm surprised no one's made a comment or question about Sir Baron so I'll go ahead and be the first.
Actually Sir Baron ~blush~ I think you're honestly the best personality of them all! Pushing beside the fact that you're handsome naturally because you have the chaotic overlord's features. You also have that suave, gentleman vibe that so rare ponies have these days. To be back stabbed by you, would honestly be an honor.
Now with that being said, tell me, if you -unfortunately for Discord- were in control. Dare I ask, who would you back stab first~ It doesn't have to be a split personality, it can be anypony or anybody you want.
So I have a question and an answer to a question.
1. What if Pinkie started not-liking the rest of her friends for whatever reason?
2. People believe you can be reformed because there was an episode where Fibbershy reformed you. By episode, I mean, theres a show where we stalk you all to put it on TV, the show's called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" it stars the ponies, but has you in it. People also make pairings with you all like discord celestia. I'd also like to see Bob's reaction to hearing that we stalk your every move then put it on national TV so all the things know your every action and thought. We are all your stalkers.
p.s most people like ranbow cash more then you. and flubberwhy.and pinkie pie.
i like pinkie pie most
Discord, do you know that there are other beings with multi personalities?
Would you like to meet them?
Also, TWINKIES!
AND CU-
SENSOR
$%S FOR EVERY ONE!!!
Ok, I have one word.
MOAR! MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!
Sorry about that. Anyways, how exactly did Sombra enter your mind? I doubt he put a spike in your head like chrysalis, So HOW?
Also, I do know of a universe without the elements....... plus a few horrendous "Chaos" gods. Why do I despise them? Well, let's put it this way. Your Chaos is like a good chaos. You don't kill people. Their chaos lives on it. Let's see... we got Khorne the Blood God, Nurgle or something like that the plague bearer, Slaaanesh the pleasure god, and Tzeentch the god of change. Most rituals involving them result in a sacrifice of entire worlds. And curses I've been rambling again
Discord have ever met a male alicorn name Craig I believe he is married to Faust?