Discord, if you die, do one of your personas take over, or do they all die as well? That is, if you can die.
Depends, If my body dies. The everyone will die. My brain would shut down and so would all of my mind. Of course, that is absolutely impossible as I am far too powerful and awesome to die. However, if I was to die or be defeated in my mind, then Bob would probably take over as Sub would die with me. That's usually enough incentive for no one to try and mentally attack me. Even Lu-Lu would never dare attack me in my dreams
Wait...WHAT!?!!?
Damn...that's ruled out then
Sorry, what did you say, I missed that
Nothing, nothing. Not planning a plan B to get rid of you
Oh, good then!
Dear Discord, are you Q, or something else entirely?
I am not a letter, I am a free Draconequus! What is a Q anyway? Some kind of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being in space that meets a crew on a spaceship named Enterprise?
That was strangely specific
That means nothing!
Yes, now I know the meaning of... wait a moment!
DISCORD! 42 IS NOT THE MEANING OF LIFE, IT'S ONLY THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING! I DEMAND THE TRUE MEANING NOW! DO NOT MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY CROWBAR!!!
Oh you poor simple mortals. 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The meaning of life falls into that category. So 42 answers that question, along with all other important questions. You're just not asking the question right. And what do you think a crowbar would do against me anyway?
Discord, why not just enchant a boot to be both be indestructible and continuously kick either Bob or Steve in various body parts when they get on your nerves. Boots to the head/shin/tailbone/anywhere always work for me, so why wouldn't they work for you?
Well, it's not that simple. They are different personalities inside my head. I can't have a boot kicking my head all day. And if it's in my mind kicking them, then they will have the power to stop it. I know, feel my pain
Suck it up
I WILL BURN ALL BOOTS WHO ASSAULT ME!
Q1: To Bob- If You Took Control Of Discord And Broke Free, Whot Would You Do First?
Q2: Discord- Why Chocolate Milk, Why Not... Um.. I Don't Know... Bacon Soda?
1. ANNIHILATE CANTERLOT! BRUTALLY MURDER CELESTIA AND LUNA! DESTROY THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! KILL ALL THE ELEMENT BEARERS, EXCEPT MAYBE PINKIE!
Seriously, what were you expecting? 'Oh, well if I got free I would build a orphanage' Nope. Bob takes them down for a living, often with flames...
2. Bacon Soda!? You want me to drink a sentient being? What is wrong you carnivorous monsters! Besides, chocolate milk is delicious, and smooth, and the best in every single way!
What is the capital of Assyria your favorite color?
Other than Bob, who or what do you consider to be the most annoying being in the universe?
What was that? Your voice kind of disappeared in the middle. Anyway, I've already said what my favorite colour is, Hooloovoo, a hyper intelligent shade of blue. As for annoying, Steve
Steve
STEVE!
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bah, you people are all just jealous of my greatness!
Discord, what did you think of the storyThe Keepers Of Discord??
Sniff...I would never be like that. That is so unrealistic, I would never give up...on chaos like that
Are you crying?
NO! I'm not..WHY SUNNY MEADOWS!!?? Celestia couldn't care less about me!
What about Luna visiting you?
BUT SUNNY MEADOWS!!!!!!!!
No spoilers
So Discord. May ask what definition of chaos are you operating under?
We humans are quiet mad, chaotic even but we still embrace order.
Let me explain it as best as I know.
There are four parts to existence.
Harmony: The state of two or more systems operating as one
Disharmony The state of two or more systems functioning to counter one another
Chaos: The state of no over all pattern in the systems.
Order:The state of two or more systems operating in a pattern one way or the other.
Now we humans hate Disharmony. We are beings of Order and chaos. Though sometimes we use harmony or disharmony but not consistently.
Ponies use Harmony and order. Though they vary from that a bit on the disharmony it is rare.
Now you Discord You do come in and upset the established order. You set out and counter everything to each other. You break friendships and minds. You turn ponies against one another. You break all the laws of physics.
You turn the systems against each other.
If you were trying to make chaos you would sometimes make things more ordered while at other times breaking it apart. You would seek to remove any continues Harmony or Disharmony in both relation to each other and the overall pattern. Not even making them repeating. Sometimes letting one have the advantage in one area while in another the other does.
What I'm trying to say is that you got your title wrong as things are. You should be called the lord of Disharmony.....unless you have been suppressing some part of yourself or have forgotten it.
Well that's a detailed analyse on chaos
You don't say
Well, I go by many names such as Lord of Disharmony. The point is that the pony society is one of order, therefore chaos is the dominant opposite and seen as causing disharmony. Primarily I am a spirit of chaos however, so in a chaotic world I could even be seen as .being in harmony. It is simply a misconception that I am fully disharmonious. No, my title is not wrong. I am a God/spirit of chaos. Not necessarily of disharmony. For example in war in your world, violence is everywhere. It would actually be disharmonious if the soldiers suddenly called for peace. The opposite of chaos. Therefore I could be called harmonious on Earth at certain points. It's all a matter of perspective.
You are a lot more intelligent than you let on, aren't you?
I was the one who came up with all of that
Well, maybe. But you are me, so technically, it's still mine
To Discord/Chrysalis:
What is love?
-Signia
Food?
A complete and utter mystery
Liar, you know what love is. I can smell it
Well, maybe...Screwball
Yum
Stop eating my care for Screwball!
Tell us more
No, just for that I'm not saying nothing
That's a double negative-
Next question!
1. What's your social security, Discord?
2. What kind of cereal do you eat on an imprisoned morning?
3. Define Normal, if you can.
4. Define Chaos, if you can.
5. Ever heard of a paradox?
6. True or false: This statement is false?
1. No idea, I just make it up every time
2. Do you not get the concept of my entire body being frozen? I get to eat Nothing! Every morning, lunchtime and dinner.
3. Chaos
4. Normal
5. No
6. Um......true...I'm going to go with true. Huh, that was easy. I may have heard that one before
It's a paradox, there is no answer!
False, I'm saying false
Now, my question (Which I'm not entirely sure if you've answered already, sorry.) is: In the time that Queen Chrysalis has been in your head, have you thought of any ways to turn against her when she lets you out? And if so, what are they?
Oh yes Discord, please tell us these plans.
...nope, the thought never crossed my mind. I have never come up with a plan for getting rid of Chrysalis
Liar. I heard your idea about using Sub to get around the oath you swore to me
TARTARUS DAMN IT!
It was worth a try at least.
I'll have you swear later, insolent fool!
eek!!
Hey discord do you like The Princess Bride, if not well that's inconceivable!
My name is Discord, you put me in stone. Prepare to die
HE HAD FINALLY STOPPED SAYING THAT AFTER ABOUT 17 HOURS NON STOP! WHY DO YOU TEST ME PESKY MORTAL!
My name is Discord, you put me in stone. Prepare to die
STOP IT!!!
How did you get turned in stone the first time ? Why were you in a singing pose?
STEVE!
Teehee
This may have been before my mind shattered into multiple personalities but it was still STEVE'S FAULT! There I was, so high and mighty, not quite realising the power of the elements Celestia and Luna wore.
Go on. This is my favorite bit
...I struck a pose for them and began singing! I was so self confident I allowed them a free hit! That's why as soon as I got out the second time I made sure to get rid of the Elements and incapacitate the element bearers before mass chaos. I even began to allow Steve more freedom, WHICH LEAD TO MY SECOND DOWNFALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
I can begin to see the overflowing resentment for Steve making more and more sense with each day
Discord, if you were forced to be in a form other than a Draconaquus, what would you want to be? No matter what form you take you still have your chaos powers.
While I do of course cherish my amazing looks, I actually care very little about my form. No matter what I would look legend - wait for, and I hope your not lactose intolerant because - dary! Probably a dragon. they're pretty cool. Or maybe a Alicorn. I am part pony don't forget, and while they may be weak, I would not be
I have a question for the female personality. what's it like being a girl in a mans body? and what sort of things would you do if you somehow managed to get control of the body? and which personality do you think is cuter?
Surprisingly okay. Except I tend to get a little violent more often than is probably normal. While we disagree on important details such as proper hair care I get along quite well with Discord and the other personalities. They are all complete gentlebeings, sometimes Discord will even let me mess with ponies! (while we were free of course) If I got control, the first thing would be to sort out these nails!! I mean have you seen the state they're in!?! I would go for a complete makeover!
OH ELDER GODS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill Bob, I'm only messing (I'm really not, these are in need of a professional manicure). Ohhh, boys! WHat do you think Chrissy?
I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it,
You're no fun. Anyway, I would say Discord, I mean he is the man in power.
Leave off
C'mon Disky. I want a new jetsky!
That's her secret agenda right there.
Heehee, love you too
Urgghh
Also, serious question: I'm currently working on a little project that may feasibly disable the magical aptitude of godly/trans-dimensional beings. Were I to get this up and running and vanquish all lords known and unknown on this plane of existence, would you consider becoming their successor of sorts? I'd gladly give up the weapon after its purpose has been served, as well as any memories I may have pertaining to it so nobody would be able to usurp you as I did the others, especially when this realm lacks those elements that seem to be your only weakness.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Besides, wouldn't this affect me as well? I am effectively a God. And what do you mean by successor? As in do what they do? Noooo, CHAOS ALL ROUND!
This sounds incredibly useful. Give it to us, and you will be handsomely rewarded.
It's a trap! She only wants to use it to take over the world and get rid of me! That's completely different to what I want to do. Maybe. Shut up.
As much as I love these we need some plot soon (if you know what I mean). But seriously we need some plot progression
Discord, as a god, you should easily be able to manifest your powers through your mind and use your mind to still create chaos and escape your prison. Unless, of course, your a normal dimensional/bodily bound deity that is slightly delusional (most chaos ones are). So my question is, why have you not done this? And if you can't, why lie to yourself about being a god?
Also, have you not noticed me not only breaking into your perfect sub-dimension and causing random chaos throughout the entire planet? I'm another draconequus with even greater power than you... I mean I gave chrysalis that spike, you noticed the pure chaotic energy coursing through it and now in you (ps, you did get a big boost from that...).
2807198 Do you people never read my notes at the end!? Last chapter I had people complaining I was ignoring their questions, despite saying I was doing another questions and answers. Now I have people complaining the plot isn't moving when at the end of last chapter I said I was going to advance it after this chapter.
Discord.....for someone who claims to want escape more than anything, you are certainly not trying too hard to escape. You could have easily tried to lure people into thinking you'd change for the better, it certainly seemed at least Luna was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but instead you fire off a half baked scheme to gather more chaos while simultaneously destroying any possibility of them setting you free (with restrictions) for the foreseeable future.
I'm not saying that you should have been "reformed" as it were, but tricking the naïve ponies while you slowly garner power would have been wiser plan than what you did.
Now that I berated you, I have my questions to ask.
1) In what order did your separate personalities develop?
2) Was there any external events going on at the time (huge rises in chaos) that may have contributed to there development?
3) Is Sub like your ID? Your primal desires, and if he is why is he so nice?
I look forward to seeing your undoubtedly amusing answers.
you should give Steve another color, I can barely read what he says
I see how you cleverly avoided my assumptions, Discord. Yet you still defined Chaos as being 'Normal,' thus you are not a ture God of Chaos, only a God of the Chaos you have defined, which, being normal, means you have no powers at all. Thus I have crushed all arguments you could have and thoroughly defeated your powers.
-Private Message To One: Steve McDiscord-
Also, Steve? I have an idea. Use Bob to distract Discord by getting him to fight Discord. While Discord is busy, backstab him and take control, killing Bob in the same motion. This may sound like something a certain untrustworthy personality would do, but your extreme awesomeness would outweigh that. This plan is great because you do not have to bring your awesomeness to bear against Discord, making the other personalities trust you more since they have not seen the awesomely powerful side you have. Of course, you don't need Bob, but it would be fun and chaotic to use him as a distraction and kill them both during the duel. Then no one could stop you! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Discord would you please tell me exacly when the other gods turned so boring?
I mean they used to do really cool stuff like destroieng citys, make people speak other languages so they don´t understand each other any more or even trick heros so they cause useless wars but now they´re just there and do bucking nothing, Imean why can´t they be as cool as you and cause a little anarchy?
That was a bunch of fun
Still, I'm happy to see we're about to get somewhere.
Yay that's why you are best lord of choas.
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Set your color to dark and you can read all of them just fine
Yay i made chrissy break and almost gave bob a heart attack =D Luv ya female persona!!!
More Questions!! I BTW, Love This Thing Ya Got Going On!
1. Who Was The Mother Of Screwball? I Mean Really, There Has To Be A Mom.... Right?
2. Besides Pinkie Pie, Who is Your Favorite Mane Six Pony?
3. Have You Ever Met King Sombrero?
That's All For Now!!
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Whoops... Sorry Last About Last Chapter When I Said You Didn't Do Mine!
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Lulz umad?
2813749 It's okay, I forgive you
2816554 I don't think you have a right to say that when it wasn't you who annoyed me...
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It wasn't? Darn, I have to try harder then.
What could you make with five hundred needles, a slipspace engine, plain milk, a glass of chocolate milk, a block of uranium, fifty VV-batterys a moon, and Luna's loyalty to you, and have you ever thought of focusing the dimensional tear on a bieber concert those things put the chaos in chaotic., and are there truly infinate parallel universes? If so is there a universe based off the game "halo"? And pinkie broke into your mind moron. She gave you the cake directly to your consciousness. And birch slapped chrissy. Don't you remember? Btw on the problem of detail in your mind... try making it to where it's cartoonish. And a malfunctioning slipspace engine can cause a seventy kilometer wide, sixty kilometer deep crater, and I gave you an "ultimate" type super-slipspace engine. Bob like? It annihilates everything. Down to the last ion. And the guy who asked about *shivers* clopfics, was asking if you read about story's where you bucked celestial, Luna, etc.
And what's the capitol of Assyria?
(The chocolate milk is for brainstorming)
This is to all your personalities. Also, hi Sally!
Here`s a four storytall megacake baked from pure chaos.
I have a situation that I would like Bob to tell me how he would get out of it.
Okay, so I'm stuck in a castle. All I have is a great sword and leather armor. I am surrounded by 2 full grown dragons, a manticore, a necromancer with 6 skeleton archers, and a being of unimaginable psychological horror. Each of them has an invincible force field around them that's generated by a microscopic device on the wall. You have absolutely NO GOD LIKE ABILITIES and only come with what is mentioned. HOW DO YOU ESCAPE?
So when is the next chapter?
Bob threatened to kill Luna, discord. How does that make you feel? When did every split personality form? What are your specific feelings for Luna? (If you lie, I will personally slap you. I will also ask chrysallis what your feelings are just in case.) And if you made huge worlds more often, it would be great practice to the point of eventually you being able to do so with ease?
2813736 let me guess the choices...1)pinkie 2)Pinkie 3)Piinkiieee 4)Pinkie pie 5)Pinkieee Piee 6)PINKIE PIE TARTARUS BUCK IT.
Moar story?
2955126 U sound like applejack saying "Im Applejack,mur apple frittur?"