Discord is Bored

by TheLocoPony

Delving further into madness

Discord swung his arm back and squinted, he could see the ball flying clearly towards him. He brought the tennis racket forwards masterfully hitting the ball head on. It flew back over the net where Jim prepared to retaliate. Jim brought his own claw back and forged a complex pattern with the racket causing several new tennis balls to come rocketing towards Discord.

Discord cracked his neck "Alright, chaos powers are in!" The racket in his lion paw vanished and was replaced by cannon. The balls flew into the hole attracted by gravity. As they all rattled in Discord brought a match from nowhere along the side creating a small flame. He lit the end before hunkering down. A second later it exploded releasing rabbits off in the general direction of Jim. Jim glared back at him with similar mismatched eyes before snapping his talons and quadrupled himself. Fast as lightning they whacked all the rabbits back at Discord and the net came alive and tried to strangle Discord as well. Chocolate rain now pouring from the sky the world bled different colours as both Discord and Jim bent the world around them to beat each other in chaos tennis.

There was a flash of blue light and a head poked through a rip in the world. The mouth slowly opened as Luna took in what was happening in Discords mind. On one side of a court their was one Discord trying to fight off a net while simultaneously using trampolines to try and bounce all of the rabbits flying through the air. On the other side there was a small army of Discord's arguing over who should be known as the 'real Jim'. During the argument they were still using the rackets in their hands to hit the rabbits back at the now slightly blue Discord who had a net wrapped tightly around his throat. There was a small trickle as the grass bled green into a small pool and remained grey. Chocolate rain came down in a minor tornado which moved around the outside of the pitch.

"DISCORD! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND WONDERFUL IS GOING ON!" Luna shouted from her small hole. All the Discord's on one side looked guiltily around before vanishing in a puff of smoke. On the other side there was a Discord sitting down on a throne which had appeared from nowhere and the net was on the floor in front of him speared with a sword.

"Problem?" He shrugged and gave a troll face

"Give us strength" Luna mumbled. Discord cocked his ears but Luna ignored him "Just what is going on" She looked around. Everything had returned to a normal tennis pitch, minus the rainbow frog hopping around.

Discord shook his head "Nothing is going on dear Luna, i was simply having a tennis match with Jim"

Luna rolled her eyes "Who's Jim now?"

Discord gave a mischievous grin "My mischievousness of course."

Luna sighed and closed her eyes in thought "So let's go through this...Bob is anger, Richard is boring, Sally is your... feminine side, Mark is laziness and Steve..."

Discord growled threateningly "Do not mention him, ever"

Luna threw up her fore legs "Look out we got a bad ass over here." She returned to a bored face "Really, you're trying to threaten us? The one's who have power over you?"

Discord groaned "Fine, fine! What do you want already."

Luna smiled smugly "Nothing. Just checking. You're mental wavelength was going haywire so we just came to check again. I was worried about your mental health before but now..." She remembered that very strange scene she had just witnessed "We're pretty sure you need help, a lot of it."

Discord grumbled and folded his arms "That's what you said last time you where here a week ago"

Luna said a quick prayer "Yes, and that's when you told us about all your other personalities who have taken form and names. The week before that was the first time we met. And from our discussion about your subconscious and Steve we have concluded that you are off the scale crazy. And what is with the strange name for them"

Discord gave a quick check of his nails "They're human names, I thought since they best show of my elements of Disharmony they should have those names"

Luna frowned "Humans? Elements of Disharmony? Sense needed here"

Discord chuckled "Sense? Where's the fun in making sense"

Luna looked dubiously at him "Yes, which you make surprisingly little. We're going to go now. See you in a week's time." And with that her head slowly retreated into the scar in the world which closed up after her"

Discord chuckled and made himself a sandwich "Me gusta"

Comments

[TheLocoPony]

Okay so this one is off the scale random, i couldn't help myself!
See if you can spot all the meme references
A little short but i'm firing off idea's at the moment

[TypewriterError]

....I so want to play a game of Chaos Tennis right now... Seriously, I'm loving this story.

[karlkitty456]

DISHHARMONY LOLOLOLOLOL
(at teh end)
This is very interesting and well written

[meme-asaurus]

Is this going to eventually form an overall plot, or this going to be series of oneshots starring Luna & my favorite elder god?

Speaking of Luna, is her season two persona part of your headcanon? 'Cause the dialogue is one caps lock short of the Royal Canterlot Voice.

Third question: Am I making sense right now? Reply if you need explaining.

[Little_Draco]

Someone does it right!!!! We are disharmony!!!

[Bass Kick]

From being the writer of this story, you have earned:

[TheLocoPony]

853100
still not sure exactly about the plot, just writing as it comes to me
Yeah, this is at least past season 2 episode, she's a little..cheeky in this
More or less
852729
Love your story 'believing stories'

If anyone has any more questions or ideas on how to improve etc feel free to comment!

[TypewriterError]

854903 Thank you

[reader of the night]

This grade of random/chaos actually works perfectly for Discord it just fits.
Keep up the good work and que to the chaos. (insert Discord emoticon) (seriously this site needs Discord emoticons, at least one)

[crazygal]

This is awsome but near the middle you wrote that Luna threw up her arms

[FailcopterWes]

Oh Discord, you so silly. and in response I declare MOUSTACHES FOR EVERYONE!

[Dapurple]

862933
Horses have arms. Their front legs.

[Moonshine-Dusk]

862933 great now i know 9 other people that have the same profile picture as me. I'm dubbing you steve.

[Super Trampoline]

i thought since they best show of my elements of Disharmony they should have those names"

shouldn't that be "show off" ?

loving the story :)

[Leonzilla]

852395
Memes:
Chocolate Rain
Nyan Cat
Troll face
We got a bad ass over here.
Give us strength
I think this are all, did I miss anyone?

~Leonzilla

PS:

Discord shook his head "Nothing is going on dear Luna, i was simply having a tennis match with Jim"

[CannotLoadName]

Punctuation is a major issue with this story.

[Forgoten Null]

3169414

You missed the very obvious "Me Gusta"

Also Discord does not concern himself with correct casing, what fun is making grammatical sense. !lla ta nuf on si tI