Questions and Answers 2
Hey Discord. what would bob do for a Klondike bar?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Well, I suppose the simple answer would be create one using magic. If I couldn't...
Destroy the world with my bare hands, atom by atom
Agreed
Agreed
AGREED
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Agreed
......Agreed...
Hey queeny weeny!
So nice for another girl around here
What?
Don't mind Sally, she's just excited to talk to another girl
What? Who are you? You're not Discord. Are you also infiltrating his mind?
No, I'm just female Discord
HOLY TARTARUS! THAT MENTAL IMAGE! WHERE'S THE MIND BLEACH!!!!??
What colour do you like your nails? I've always liked red
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DO YOU KNOW THE FURTHEST I WOULD GO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
Burn a orphanage?
I DO THAT FOR FREE!
Kill a thousand Dragons
PLEASE, DRAGON BLOOD IS MY SKIN MOISTURISER!
Go on, tell us already! I need to hear this
I WOULD SAY...PLEASE
What was that now Bob?
PLEASE
Go onnnnnnn
PLEASE
Oh hurry up
PLEASE! I WOULD SAY PLEASE!
Sweet Chaos, I didn't think anyone could go that far
If you were going to cook the Elements of Harmony, what would the recipe look like?
I tried eating the elements of Harmony once. Absolutely disgusting. For a recipe, I would add the elements to a bowl, add in magma taken from the heart of Equis. Whisk it with an axe. Add a pinch of salt. Put into the centre of the sun for 25-30 mins. Add in undiluted chaos, just pour the stuff in. Finally, sprinkle with sugar, serve with a scoop of ice cream and a glass of cold chocolate milk
That sounds pretty good actually
Well, once you take them out, we can do that and share it between us. To Victory!
To Victory. How deliciously evil
Is Sally the only female persona? On that note, do you have any as-yet unseen personas that your collective identity despises so much that you have all worked together (even Bob) to suppress them?
No, Sally is my femininity so she's the only one who's female. Isn't it bad enough for a guy to even have one female split personality? Let alone more. Also, how could a split personality of me be despised that much? It's me! Of course they will be awesome to some degree. Steve is a pain, but he still has my amazing and godlike looks and aspects.
How could you not love me?
I'm still trying to get over the fact there's a female Discord
Do you want to talk about boys Chrissy?
Well, there was a prince called Sombra I heard of.....NO! You're still Discord!
Awww, don't be like that
If you ever got out again what would be the first thing you would do?
Chocolate Milk. All of the chocolate milk. Bathe in a pool of chocolate milk
What about The False Queen and the Lunatic?
Fine, I'll deal with them after chocolate milk
LAY WASTE TO CANTERLOT!
I believe, Discord, that it would be wise to leave the chocolate milk until after Celly and Luna have been delt with. Then it will be possible to indulge for a much longer period of time without interruption
Dammit man, I don't want logic.
Hey Discord, have you ever met or talked with the elder god that created humanity? You know, big guy, white beard, white robe, has a terrifying temper but is fairly nice most of the time. What was he like? He seems to have a taste for not giving humans magics except for the ability to see the future (something which Equestrians like you seem to be sorely lacking). Did he bitch slap you out of the reality he made when you (most likely) acted up? Did he have a talk with you about your ways? What about his estranged son, the fallen angle Satan who believes humans are inferior?
Don't make me laugh! The world was wonderfully chaotic place of mine, if a bit violent. I even tried to introduce sorcery, witchcraft, unicorns, pokemon, everything over the years! But NOOOOO! 'Humans are wonderful creatures that should be brought together instead of always fighting' BAH! He tossed me out, calling on the Elder God's for support. He may have tried to talk once or twice, but I was not interested in 'helping the fragile humans to develop'! And Satan? Don't even get me started! I just wanted some fun, that guy was a psycho! 'Humans are mere insects to crush beneath my foot'. I'd rather get kicked out then team up with him!
Yes, I respect other species and have no wish to capture them and force them into servituse or anything like that...
Sorry, did you say something?
Nope, nothing
And what's this about them having the power to see into the future?
I LIKED HIM! SKULLS ARE GOOD THRONE MATERIAL!
Well of course you would
Discord, when you are released. Please restrain Bob inside.
Yo Discord I heard ya'll are insane in the membrane. So my next question is have you ever been exposed to the presence of the entity known as (looks around nervously)...Cthulhu.
Of course! We're good friends, Tuesday to Saturday. Usually we try to just stay out of each others way on Sundays and Mondays. I used to meet him every month for tea. Until, well, you know. Anyway, I must say his tea was exquisite! However, we still don't agree on the whole killing business.
I agree. Killing is such a waste of resources compared to forced servitude working in the mines!
Q: Who is your favorite pony out of the mane six (not counting Fluttershy) Also, do you like PIE?
Why do you say not counting Flitterice?
I believe it is Fluttershy
Nobody cares. The point is she is the one I like the least! To think of that weak doormat daring to take a part in acting against me! I loathe her. And haven't I made it clear dear old Pinkie is the only one I really like? She's so fun, even if annoyingly attached to her friends. And of course I love pie! Especially my new 'Elements of Harmony burnt to a crisp' pie recipe.
I will enjoy feasting upon the love the elements contain!
In your youth, did you ever have any difficulties controlling your powers? Were you born with only one fang or did someone give you a mean right hook?
As for the fang, I have always had one. And you have to admit, it is incredibly cool isn't it? The point is that I am a god of chaos. Having two would mean symmetry, and symmetry is order. As for the powers... well having almighty chaotic powers isn't as easy as you would think it is. On the hand it's so much easier than anything. My power comes from the chaos around me. This is what gives me strength and my powers. If there's too little chaos then I won't be strong enough and I can't fully manifest them. On the other hand too much chaos is hard to control. During my early years I would often switch between causing too little chaos in boring places and going crazy in mad places. It took a long time for me to learn to control it properly and not simply turn every living creature I came across into a blabbering wreak.
I has uno question.... If u dislike the elements of harmony and being locked up in stone... then why are you being a idiot and not take care of the problem? Like send one into the future or something... wouldn't kill them amiright... honestly if you're going to spread Kaos do it right!
Oh Chaos where to start. *you *an *taking *am I right *Chaos
He does raise a good point
Fine. the point is that I'm a god of chaos, not cruelty. Also time travel is illegal. Except for that one annoying, stupid Doctor... Anyway! The point is while I do hate the elements of Harmony they are kinda powerful. As in put a god of chaos into stone powerful. For one they not allow me to send one of the elements away. I succeeded last time because I gave those stupid element bearers a good fighting chance to get them back. The elements are not kind. They represent harmony, not friendship, a common misconception. While friendship is the ultimate form of harmony they are primarily a force of order, to balance me and my elements of Disharmony out. And yes, I do not kill. Also, how can I do anything from stone? I can not 'take care of the problem'. Believe me, when I get free I will use everything I have to destroy the elements and not go back in stone. I thought it would be so much more to simply split them up and living in a state of disorder. To be fair, it should have worked. I have no idea how they recovered to beat me. Besides, even if I did send one through time or got rid of one, it would cost me a lot of power and Celly would come after me full force with Luna. Bye Bye freedom. Didn't think that through did you?
Do you like waffles?
and
What is the meaning of life?
Yes, yes I do. I mean seriously, who doesn't!?
Me?
LIAR!
I'm on a no physical food diet in preparation for becoming high Queen of all
Whatever, you have to still love waffles, right? Just picture them in all their glory..
...
YOU! GUARD! YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS WAFFLES NOW!!
What?
Not to you, stay out. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT! BRING ME WAFFLES!!
As for the meaning of life, 42.
To be my slave and obey my every command. Oh I missed these waffles so much. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT GUARD! 1 MILLION YEARS PRISON! NO TRIAL!
Sooooooo Discord, what do you think about all the.......... clopfics involving you and Celestia or Luna?
Wat?
Discord...
Wat?
What did you do?
Wat?
Answer me
Wat?
Wat?
Wat?
You moron! You broke him! Now how am I going to destroy the False Queen!?
Wat?
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Duhurhurhur he breaked a Discord. Also how do you not love Steve. Your arrogance made you Discord, and without him you could be a... A... Tomas! Now Cordless puke up his love. Also Queen Crystalis shoved a knife in the back of your head to talk with you.
At the end of this chapter, Discord was like:
And that's how Kodaka saved the ponyverse.
Discord behaviour has always been erratic. So what better way to push Luna and whoever else who would visit him than for him to act...... normal. A normal, civilized, polite Discord. The sheer amount of chaos that would arise from them trying to figure out just what he's up to would be hilarious!
Yes, now I know the meaning of... wait a moment!
DISCORD! 42 IS NOT THE MEANING OF LIFE, IT'S ONLY THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING! I DEMAND THE TRUE MEANING NOW! DO NOT MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY CROWBAR!!!
Just like to point out a common misconseption,
42 is not the meaning of life, it is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
Aside from that, awesome.
Like all the references.
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Especially if it were Twilight trying to figure him out.
However, the mere principle of the Lord of Chaos acting harmonious, even if it is to create more chaos, would never work. You gotta figure that this guy's entire existence revolves around not only creating chaos, but essentially being chaos. The closest thing he could feasibly get to being harmonized would be to remain in stone, in which case his chaos doesn't spill out into the surrounding world and instead is trapped and compressed in his body and mind... Which is why he is the way he is now. I think. Could be completely off on that for all I know: I'm just a guy who likes attempting to ponder exactly how things like Magic, the Mind, Chaos, Inter-dimensional Travel and the Infinity Theory actually work. 'Tis a fun distraction from the real world, you know?
Also, Discord, why not just enchant a boot to be both be indestructible and continuously kick either Bob or Steve in various body parts when they get on your nerves. Boots to the head/shin/tailbone/anywhere always work for me, so why wouldn't they work for you?
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i made bob say please......
Okie Dokie.... My Next Round Of Questions!
Q1: To Bob- If You Took Control Of Discord And Broke Free, Whot Would You Do First?
Q2: Discord- Why Chocolate Milk, Why Not... Um.. I Don't Know... Bacon Soda?
That was so much fun
Now a question (or two) for Discord:
What is
the capital of Assyriayour favorite color?Other than Bob, who or what do you consider to be the most annoying being in the universe?
Discord, what did you think of the storyThe Keepers Of Discord??
Discord is amused..... And broke.... I'm gonna go read one of those now!
So Discord. I many just be a bit insane myself but if I may ask what definition of chaos are you operating under?
The fact that I can say your operating under one is bad enough.
We humans are quiet mad, chaotic even but we still embrace order.
Let me explain it as best as I know.
There are four parts to existence.
Harmony: The state of two or more systems operating as one
Disharmony The state of two or more systems functioning to counter one another
Chaos: The state of no over all pattern in the systems.
Order:The state of two or more systems operating in a pattern one way or the other.
Now we humans hate Disharmony. We are beings of Order and chaos. Though Sometimes we use harmony or disharmony but not consistently.
Ponies use Harmony and order. Though they vary from that a bit on the disharmony it is rare.
Now you Discord You do come in and upset the established order. You set out and counter everything to each other. You break friendships and minds. You turn ponies against one anouther. You break all the laws of physics.
You turn the systems against each other.
If you were trying to make choas you would sometimes make things more ordered while at other times breaking it apart. You would seek to remove any continues Harmony or Disharmony in both relation to each other and the overall pattern. Not even making them repeating. Sometimes letting one have the advantage in one area while in another the other does.
What I'm trying to say is that you got your title wrong as things are. You should be called the lord of Disharmony.....unless you have been suppressing some part of yourself or have forgotten it.
2777320 True, to an extent. But what about if he gives his most rational persona a sliver of control while he stays lurking in the background?
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*shruggles* The world may never know, old chap.
To Discord/Chrysalis:
What is love?
-Signia
2777439 be afraid, be very afraid
Wat?
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Da. Fuq.
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The purple one makes me think of data from Star Trek tng
Discord, what is your relationship with Screwball? I'm ever so curious as what it is and maybe even some nice details, if that is of course ok with you my dear discord.
wouldn't it cause more chaos to spell your name wrong? like spell it Diskordd or something.
DISCORDLEMMEASKANOTHERQUESTION okay. What if, by any chance, Pinkie Pie went crazy and started killing stuff? (While your not in stone) and get all sad and hate all the things? Next question, Fos fund hi dreh waan hi has dovahkiin?Hi mindok, guy wo vis nuft lovaas ahrk pah tol stuff. And how many languages can you speak? I need information so I can you more often. Oh and daleks. :D