Discord is Bored

by TheLocoPony

D̦͓̞̠̟͙̬͊͛ͯ̓ͫ̚a͕̯ͬ̈́̍͊͡ṟ̵̟̰̬͂ͣͪͯͧk͇̹͇̝͉͉̺̍̋̽ͣ̍̌̀n͇̺̻̰̼̙̯͐̇ͫ̋̂e͓͍̟͔ͦͫͦͪͮ͛ͅş̤̝́ͩ̀̅ͨs͇͖̬̳̈̎

W̸ͦH̶͙̭̻͛̾E̳̫͎͕̳̩̿̍R̝̙̪͑ͤ̃̈̓E̦̾̕ ̳̝̖̩͍͇̯̉̈́ͦͫͣ̚͜A̅̌͊ͬ̿͏͙̩̣̠̙̪͚M̰̼͍̘̮͕̈́̿̃ ͯ̅ͨ̌̎̋ͯ͡I̢͇̯͙̩ͅ?̮͙̳͉̤̜́ͭ͐͂

WHAT THE-?

W̶͎̳̌͂̿̀ͣͪ̃H̟̻͔͂̔̈͋E̯̼̦͈ͩ̏̒̊ͫ͠R̘͇̝̤̰Ȇ̢͍̣͊ ̶͚̮͔͙͔̅̌͗ͨ̅̎I͓̩̩̱ͫ̀ͪS̙͎̬̹͠ ̧̲͉̤̖̠̖̊̋͌̂ͪ̈́̆T̹̦͕̜͉̲ͣ͋ͅH̑̎͑̊̿͋Ȇ͇͎͚̜͓ͅ ̭͕̀͆͝C̹͍͋ͧR͉͎̭̻̹̞ͅY̲̜̳̬ͣͤ̌͛ͥ͘S̢̍T̵͙̒͋͌̄̎Ä͇̭ͨͣ͗̉̈́L͇̞̠̤̭̓̏ͫ̕ ̢̣̹͔͓̥̟̈̂ͫH̢E̱ͤ̍ͮ̀͠A̺͚̣͉͍͑̅̽̇ͫ̃͠R̺̟̬̥̮̄ͭ̾̃ͭṰ̤̼ͬͫ͂̈ͧ̏?̲

WHO ARE YOU?

H͈͖͇̳́ͦ̑̕O̾́͛ͧͩ̾̅W̛͕͕͈̋̾ͨ̆̉̇ͩ ̇̈̑͋D̙̱͔ͦͩͬͨͮ̚Ǎ̷̳̟͖̥͔͍̬̍̂ͬ̊̅͑R̨̬E̞̖ͯͅ ̿ͦ҉̗͍̩͕͓͚̰Y̫̝͙̺̥͎̖͌̉̑̓O̹̘͉ͫ̀͐͡U̅ͬ͒͌̔ ͈̬̜̋̄̃ͭ̓͘ͅS͚̤̱̗̫͔͗͜P͉̺͍ͥ͐̎Ê̿̎͊̓͏͕͙A̭̻̮̻̳̹͕̋͛͌̊͡Kͦ̐͆ͩͫ̇͜ ́̀̚T͔͋ͣO̞̥̯͚̯̿ͯ̆ ̺̜̙̹̞͎̗̈̔͋̄ͦͮ̎͢M̘̱̗̙̮̆̉ͫ͠E̼͈͔̞͔̯͇͗͑͐̆̎̀ ͕̹̦̦̩ͧͥT̤͂ͭ̊͒̿ͩ̐͡Ḧ̦͔͔̘̞̩̞́̅͐̃ͦ͠I̊̔̓̇ͤ̂̐S̛̝̽ͮ̓ ̡̥̪̐̅ͅW͇̙̫͗̊̕A̝̘Ỵ͎̹̔̐͆̊̑̆ͣ,̞̹̣̰͓̯̱̒̈́ͥ̃ͫ̔̉ ̤̙̗͆͗̑ͣ̄̈́P̛̙̞͎̥̱̍̆̊͊̇E͉͒ͮͩ͗̍͊Ā̵̗͛̌ͬS̪̟̪̣̹̠ͫ̏̆̅̓͋͑ͅA̾ͪͭ́ͦͪ҉͈̟͉͇̰͎N̙̳̈́T̨͚͚̜͋!̪̪͆͐̈́ͮ͝ ̼̰̪ͣ̃̀̚T̢̯͕̘͍̙̞̭͊̚Eͫ̒̎̂҉L̮̗̟̳̮͎ͤ̈́̄L̩̻̅̃ ͉̥͖̳̇M̘͙ͦE͉̗ ͩͪ͏̭W̘̠̦̟̭͉ͨ̽͛ͭH̗̟͓̐̅O͓̹̪̼̞̗͔̍̀̈́̐͛ ̹͎̻̭͍͝Ŷ̮̟̼ͭ͡Ö̠͚̝̝̭̠́̀Ű͎̹̿̐͐́̓̚͠ ̦͓̻͓̹̍ͩÂ̠̪̰̦̰͈̾͢R̓ͦ͞E̖̝ͥͥ̀͠ ̖͍͇̪̒ͣ̽̇̃ͦT͙̬̖͉̭̺̙͠Ḥ͍̫͋͋̋ͧI̔̃ͫ̔̌̑̈S̰͔͕̕ ̴̺̙̜͋͌̈́I͔͠N̷̝̐ͬ̑̉̈Š͔̀̀ͬ͌̚Tͯ̂͋̑ͨA̷͕͇̖ͦ̿N͙̫͚͉͉͂̔̌T̮!̘͉̂͌

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

R̹̜̙͕̬̤ͪ̾e̷̺͕̰̠̹̐ͧͅä̩ͨͩ̄̓ͦ͘l̷̘̯̤̣̬̯͕̀̿̏̌l̼ͦ̅͊̈́ͯ͘y͈͎̲͈̦̤ͩ̇̉.͉̻ͬ͑̃͛̕

People know me.

W̗̥e̋̈́ͯ͗̄l̜̠͒̐̅́̈́l͗̑̑ͧͫ̒̀,̷̤͎͈̜̪̝̞́ ͓̦ͧ̍̂ͭ̅Ĩ̺̅̐ͪ̐'̶̲͈mͥ̄͐͐̒͏ ̨̟͙̥̼̝̆̾v̗̻͈̪̓̋ͅe̵̤̤̲͕̯̳r̦̖͉̜̹̫ͩ̊ͨ̉ỵ͎̳̲̤̝̮ͮ́ ̓ͯ̈́͊̀̂͛h̗̦̼͔͔̃̿̌̓ͅa̺̞̮̗͓̫̽͆͂̈́̓p̢̫̳̜̽̉p̲̼̹̬̰̻ͬ̅̀̊͢y̥̽̋̓ͫ͑̏ ̣̘̟f͇̥͙̜̮̭̒̑̇͌̌o̍̊ͬ̋͗r͊͑̓̽̈҉ ̭̺̖̭̗̣͌̊̇ͦy̗͙͚̬̺̹͈͛͐ͫ̿ͧo͔̜̟̤̬u̡̦͈̣͔͍͓̝̍ͪ̋ͤͮ̉, ̱͎̦͎̽̾ͥ͢Ṉ̹̣͇̂͒ͨͮ̒̀̽Õͤ̎ͯ͊W̷̠̳̗͇̉̀͑̅ ͚̫͈͊̏̽A̸̞͍̩̣̩͋͒ͭ̈́͛N̓ͧ̈́̏̒ͯͨ͘S͔̰W̱̞̜̋E̦͈͇͔͆͗̔͒͟R̕ ̯̼̠̪̲͚̗͆ͭ̕T̝͕̥ͪ̉H̰̦̫͎̟͑̾Ȇ̱̫ͧ́̐̚ ͕͇̖̻͖̪̻̍̎̔͗̉D̜̓̓ͧ̕ͅA̞̘̜ͯͥ̾̑̄͞M̳̪̃Ņ̱̲͓ ͤ̔̊ͧ̾͌Q̪͉͖̫̥͖̄̅̃̓̈̒̋Ú̢̥̫̺͈͂̋́̀Eͮ͊̒ͤS͈̹̦̽̇͂T̟̱̭̺̓Iͧ͆̅ͨ̆̓҉͍͍̻̟͖̯Ọ͕̺͇͖͓͓̓̍̄̑̊̑N̥̣ ͕͓̓ͨ̏͋͊̎̒P̻͇͓̻̮̺̐ͥUͭN̨͖̮̟̂͛̅̔͂Y̝̣̎ ̦̥̥̳̖̔̂ͮͯ͗̓̓S̛̮̘̻̼̬̪͈ͣͬ̔̈́̍̚Ḷ̯̗̯̹̠ͨ̇̾ͣͦͩ̒ͅÄ̲̭̞́ͪ̔V̶͂ͦ̈́̊̄ͯE̪̱͍̪̱̒ͯ͐͑̋̆̚!̭̯̘̻̰͎̌

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ō̫ͧͧ̃͐͝N̖̙L̩͊̏ͨ̋͊̏Y͊̒̃͘ ͚̮̖̮ͨͦ̀ͬͭǑ̑͊̓́N̯̪͈͙̪͕̽̉ͭͬ̋̀̒Ĕ̝̣̜̬̩͂͛ͨ̈ͭ ͎̔P̠̪̖̘̣̝̬ͨ͘Ḛ̱̙̦̫̄̕Ř̙̀͂̓S̝̪̐̆̾ͅO̲͓͠Nͧ ͛̊ͩͬ͐H̐̉̅̓̇ͣͪ͏̩̫̗̹̜̰A͑͂̓͒S̯̈́ͫ̐ͯ͗ ̵̖̙͉̫͕̥̀͐E͕̫̒́V̶̖̎̾ͦ͆̀̚Ȩ͕̮̰̼͕̼͑R͎̐̂ ̺̖ͪBͯ̍ͫͯE͇͍͈̋͌̇ͫ̐E̸̼̲͕̓N͍̭̤͖̣ͫ ͍̗̥̜̿̉̐Ṫ̮̬͒ͤͫ͊͒Ḧ̟̣͙̘͕I̪͐̊ͨ̂ͣ̒S̙̯̩̺̺̋ͫ̃ ̠̘̼͙̠̟͔̽̄ͦǏ͇̎̏͋́̒N̻̬͔͙͖͍̥̆̍ͯ͝S̖͍̳̠̭̳ͮ͘U̠̺͖͎͉̮͂͠ͅF̠̱̱̪͙͋̓ͭͯ̀̀ͅF͎͈͐͞Eͮ͂͒̅̅͏̟̟̤͎R̨͖̫̱̿̅́̄̄̇A͛̓B̨̠̪̞͎͋ͣ́͋L̝̏̓͠E̶̩̫̅ͪ̌.͈͔̫̪̾͌ͅͅ.͍̩͈̟ͣ̆̓ͥͬ͋ͅ.̡̹̹̐̔͊̄ͨͦ̀

Hey Somby!

D̘̗͉͒ͮ̈́ͩ̌̍͐̀Į̠͖̗͇ͨ̔ͧ̿́̆͐S̆Cͦ̋ͯͣ̾̚Ỏ̭͖͙̘̐R̝͇̐̽ͥD̼ͪ́ ̠̫̟̞̗ͣ̄ͬ͗̀͗͊Yͪ̓̾͋͌̕O͍ͫ̈̑ͤ͐̿̀̚U̷̫̤̫͍̦̜̾ͦ͗̇̔̅-̢̜͚̟̙̍̇

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This next bit was so disturbingly violent that it cannot be continued in polite company. To make up for it, look at these puppies

Wow, it's going to take more than puppies for that bit, have some kittens as well

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AND THEN I'LL USE YOUR HORN AS A BACK-SCRATCHER FOR ALL ETERNITY!

N̻̤̯͔͓͆͊ͨͯ͐̽̄O̟̜͎͊̏̋ͫ̋ͤ͟T̖͕͔͔͛̈́͛̏̌͠ͅ ̺̜̔ͯ͐ͤB͇̐ͪ̽̆̽̉É͈̥͖̱̝̎͑ͬ̀̔F͖̞̫̣͚̩͖̑ͨͧ̃ͨ̃̆͝Ó̖̲̻͔̻̱͊̋̚R͖̄ͯ̑̄̾̓E̝͔͈͓̭̠̎̅ ̂̀I̼̠͍ͩ ͕͚͈̊T̫̺̒̆Ȅ̖̤̽͐A̸̫͍̹̾͐̏ͯ̇R͍͔̖͖̳ͩͩ̀ ̓̓͌͗̓̚͏̭O̜̼͍̻͙̔ͩ͛͠F͇̩̩̏̊͋̽͘F̨͙͓̞̺̝̻ ̷͔̹̱͖̬̩̦ͨ̇ͯY̵̥̐̇ͫO̤̗̘̦͕̕ͅȔ̳̲͍̺̞̺̭͡R̢̮̖ͪ̒͊ͪ ̬͘W̦̹̻̰̏ͤ͊̚͟I͔͈̻͒̑̂̈ͪN̈͑͌̇̑G͖̘̺ͅS̹͆ͬ̐̚͜ ̴̜̯̬̪͓̏̆̓ͦ͂̑ͅͅ

Ladies, ladies! Please! Let's not have a cat fight

No no, it's fine

Come on! We're both in the same boat, let bygones be bygones

Y̥͓̫͓͓̩̗͗́O̲̞̮͉U̻̖̰͕͊̔͌ͨ̊̒ͅ ͓̞͉͉̲̙ͯ͌H̺̮̬̻̒̈́̒A̝̘̲̾̋̚R̠͇̮̱̣A̡̠̩͓̯̟͕̮ͥͯ͗S͓͉͒ͮ̌Sͣ͘Ē̮͙̘ͧ́D̪̤͕̮̯̙͕̽̓͐ͫ͢ ̉̑̇M͎͓̣̰ͫ͌͒͋̚Y̩̪͎̻͂͠ ͚͉͕̻͔̠K̥͍̓ͮ̈́͋͠I̦͎͉̅N̆̏́̓ͥ́҉̺̼̰̥G̢̞̝̞̖͙͇͒͛̾͆̈ͪD͙͌̓O̙̱̯̼̮̫͚̚͝M̝̩͖̝̠͇̳̒ͦͩ ̠̜̀͑̆͌͛̕F͈̹͠Ō̩̟͚͚̼͇̝͐ͮR̂̾ͬ̌̏͋͏ ͈̙͎̬̗̲͊͐̔͠Y̭͙ͫ́͗͌ͥ̕E̜̼̊̌̾̋A̺̠̗̭̪̬ͨ͊R͚̜͈̠̞ͪͅS͓̹̬͍ͧ̏ͣ̚

Don't take it so personally, I've done it to everyone

Yes, you should join us, with your dark magic we will be unstoppable

.̴̤͊ͧ̾̐͗̄.̗̭̮̝̟͙̊̎ͫͨ̌.̠͇

W̯͙̣͇̳H̩̞́ͮͪͤ̈́Ọ̰̤͚̏ͤͮ ̛̑̀͗ͩAͥͦ̓́͆R͌͜E̸͖̙̠̠͖̮ͬ ̔ͧ͠Y̸͓ͫ̆̋̌ͣO͙̣̺͖̭̘͈͂ͦ̆͊Ǘ̱̫͔͎ͫͩ̋?͔̞̲̹̯͡

I am Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings

.̴̤͊ͧ̾̐͗̄.̗̭̮̝̟͙̊̎ͫͨ̌.̠͇

T̴̲̬ͧͪͤ̋ͥͪH̪̻̙̳̝ͮͩE͏ ̴̖̗͕͊̽̅̇ͨW̡̜̫̤͖̓̍ͭͦḢ͙͔̝̤͐ͦ̿͌͡A͇̯͕̫̼̽̊T͉̠͇̊ͭ̑̋̓̒?̢̳͔̬̭̟̝̿ͪ̄̂

Aww poor Chrissy! Your crush doesn't even know what you are

SHUT UP SALLY! I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM! I- uh, I mean, hi Sombra...

T̑ͬH̰͗ͩ̿ͦ̆I̩̪̜͊̂͆́̄̀ͅS͚̲̆ͪͩ̓ͬͮ̊ ̃ͯ̅ͧS͎̼̪̝̑͗ͩ̊̎̔͒͡H̙͓̰̳͙̮̅̀Ȧ͐ͤͨ͏̰L̴͉̲̺͎͔̖͇̔ͦ͒͗̈́̔͒L̯̙͉͒̌͝ ̥̗̻̙̑̋O̲͕͖̻ͩͫ̄́ͅN͓̪͜LY̯̝͎ͬ͐̾̓̒ ̰͓̩̠̩̔̏̑̑̊ͩ̄E̘̗ͭ̊ͦͧ̿Ṅ̝̦̪͚͇͇ͨ͐̔́̀D͓̖ ̺̙̺̲͍̙̝ͫ̿̄̕Ị̵̠͓̮͉ͪ̚Nͩ̏ ̬̣̈͆ͧ́ͮ̊̅͜Ḓ̵̤̞̗͂̔̌̐̈͌̍ͅI̶͖S͙͖͓̬̟̆AͧͯS͇̫̠͓̥̜̥͝T̫̱̂̿ͣ̔͆O̝̖̭̙̫͖̰̐ͧ̊̎ͥ̾̅̀R̼͙͖̘̲ͦ̊ͯ̍ͯ͒͝

No! With my army, your dark magic, and Discords....um....

Wit?

No, I was going say raw power

H̵̗͓̫̯ͥ̾̓ͪͬM̱̱͉̗͕̏̔͛̑̑ͅM̨͔̟̉ͩ,̴͖̠̤͖͍ ̳̞̝̹̝͎̗̌̈̀̀͘Y̷͚̖̘͓ͧ̉ͯ̀͂̊̉É͙̺̻ͭ͊ͯ̋S͇̝̆ͨͯ͛̇ͩͅ.̡͑̈́ͣ͌͋ ͉U͉̗͓̦̫̼̰͊͐̓Ș̺̹͚ͯ͐̐̍ͦ̔I͇̹̭͇̫͈͌̓ͦ̓͘N̰̭̓̊ͪͩͬͩ̂G͘ ͔̖̩̙̞̍ͩ̄̎Ḩ̯ͬͤ̎ͅI̹͚̗̮̞̫̓̆ͫ̌̽S̸͓̪̫̮̱ͦ̓ͭ͐ͣ̍ͅ ̟͚̣̈́C͖͑̂̄̽̋̔ͪḪ̡͈̙̗͕̞̋̃̄ͮ̅A̺͈͙̻̺͆͐Ȍ̴̫̩̹̘͇̜ͪS̷̼̯̱̘̞̜̠ͯ̇͂ͥ̌̃ ̏̒ͧ҉͙̗̙̠̹͈̦Aͫ̄̋҉̜N̥̗̦̰̯̿̏̂ͭ͊̑D̸̮͔͎͍̩̝ͨͅ ̩͙͎͚̤͎̉ͨͧͫR̜͎͔͌̓̑ͩͪ̉̀Ǎ̬̳͇̩͗̌̃̔ͬͤW̗̱͉͚̣͍ͫ͌̈̀̊̈́ͅ ͆ͪ̀P̵̙͔̪͕̯̖͍̅͐̓̒̍̚Ò̹̹W̡̬̻͕͔̌̌́̉͛E̷̗̲̮̟̟̦ͦͥͭR̡̜̯̫̻̻͐ͦͅ ̘̜̔͞Ḭ͖͔ ̞̠̋̐̄C̣͎͖̞͕̞̮ͨ̃ͯ͂͘Ó̸̻̬̳̎̈̄͆̾ͩU͓̙͖̜̎̿ͨ̒͂͒L͍̥̯͂̌̋̕D̺͊ͬ ̗̮ͬ͝C̞̥̣͎͎̫̙͐͋O̤̭̒ͅN̯͈̹̪̩̆ͤQ̳͍̘̘̪͇͖̄ͩ̊ͫ̓́̾́Ů̥̤̳̹̮͖͙͂̒ͣ̆͝E̡͇̜ͮŔ̥̝̤̤ͪ ̲̭̹͌ͣ̅͊́T̷̼͔̈̓͗̎̄H̨͕̱̹͚̖̺̔ͩ̑̚Ė̘͇̘̬̦̎̽ͯ̋ ̸͚̺̻̒̌̚W͈̠̰̯͎͎̹̆ͦ̐ͬ̚ǪR̲͓̝͕̮̃͊͑̈́ͤL̘̼̪͚̎ͭ͆ͩD̵͎̯̲̯̘̰̖ͤͯ̇ͤ̈͆,̴͙͊ͦ ͖͉̙ͬͬ̈́͂̄ͣ̚U̲͈͆̈̏S͔̟̻̘̰̟̐̏ͧ̑͛I̥͓̙̺̺̫͊̿̿͊͌̆N̞̿G̵̦͇̫̎̋ ̡͈̘T̴̪̣̑ͣ̈̓Ḧ̛̪̙̗̙̳ͣ̂̌ͮ͒ͅE͈̪̼̿͠ ̳̻͓̽͊̄̀ͥͤ̅C͙̪͉̤̪̪ͯ̒ͅṞ̬̬͔ͩͬͫ͌̿̅̆̕Y̾ͣ̽͊̊̂S̘ͮͣͭ̚̚T̤̘͎͍̺͡A͉̫͚̼̋̓ͨ̽̀L̯̬͔̪͚͢ ͭ͏͙̩͚Ẽ̵͇͓̖͎̿̎̆͊ͥM͔͈̤͝P̹̘̗̱̭̞̒͗̿ͣI͑͛́Ȓ̛͈͇̖̻͈͙Ę͔̗̻ ̝͇ͮ̾ͨͬ͌ͩͮ͞T͇͍̏Ǫ̂͂͋ͪͮ͐ ̷̠͇̪̱̤̠͉ͨ̃Sͮ̒ͪͫ̔͏P̅̽ͨ̂̍̌ͭ͏̰͚̩͎Ȓ̭̱͈̀E̶͎͇̩ͥẠ̳͚̰͚͙̉͛̎̈́̋͘D̩̑͂ ̤̣̘̻͑̇̇̂͂̏ͮM̡̂̉̂Y̠̰̪̝ ̫̠ͧ̈́̎͗̆D͑̽ͨ͆̆̿҉̥̼̠̥̟A̶R̛̲̺̥̫̫̻͛̒ͭK̝̥ ̵̣̲̯̓I͍̩̬̖͂ͬ̕Ṅ͙͉͇̣͍ͫ͒̇̃͞Ḟ̡̌̇͆ͤ͂L̸ͣ̃Ű̟̫̞͈̳̱ͧ̆Ę͉̩̣̠ͪͣͣN̵̟͖͙C̵̯̲͖̲̝̠̊̂̓ͤ͐ͅE҉ ̵ͨ͛̄̑A̩̯̹̤ͮ͆̔N̛̗̗͎̐D̝͇̫̔͐̇͗ͥͅ ̢̱͈̻̯̯̥̽͗M̶̗͖͎̻̔̎A̡͕ͣ͆̊̎K̩̩̂͊ͥ͗̀͗̉͞E̵̞̱͓͕̻ͣͫ̋̈́͑ ͖̼͕̩̝̠̣́̈́͛E̙͐͋V͇̣̬̯̪͚ͯ̇͌̉ͧͥͅE͓̹͉̹̠̭͇ͧ͊̋̈̌ͩ́R͆̍̍ͅY̨̠͓̪̐ͅO̬͕͍̻̣̕N͖͖ͫ͊̔ͧE̡̹͚͒͆ͅ ̯͕̩̮̝͊̈M͉͓͍͓̬̎̌̉̍̈́Y̻̺̐ ̢̳̐ͭ̐̿S̶̒ͪͥ͋̋̚̚L͉̓́̍̐͌̚͞A̹̘̳̭͉ͅV̴̯̖̻͓̓̋͋ͫ̏͗̚E͈͇ͪ̈́ͫͣͮ̽

You will need a queen

B̰̝̤͓̀A̷̩͚̲͇͈̹̅H̭̭̽̀!̟̮͍̜̘ ̱̾ͭ̔͐̀ͬ̽Ȋ̓̂̉̿ͅ ͎̝̰̜͍̖̘ͤ͌̈̌͒ͥN̲̪ͥ͠E̹̭͚̲͔E̙̬͍̎ͨD̟̠̳̮̪̯̽ͤ̂͛̃̈ͪ ̪̺͙N̪̼ͯ̏̐ͯO̼̭̫͉̠̝̔͊̾̚ ̢̘͎͚̠̖̻̔ ̃W͓͈̪̲̌ͫͬͭͬ̋̔Ę̼̘̪̣̪̹̔ͣ̇͋͑ͮ͛A̛̽K̲̫̠͕̞ͪ̏̂ͪ͐͡,̷̻͚̩̈́͒͐͋̀ͤ ̗̜̼ͪ͂ͯͧ͗͌͢W̿ͬ͊̓̒̎H̢̞̯̼̰̺̳̥̐͂͌̍I̴̞͍̯̟͙N̵͈̮̞Y̝̟̟̠̽̽̌̂ͦ ̃ ̳͚̮̮̯͉ͧ̈̿̏̾͛ͤẄ͍̝ͭ͟O̎͑ͣ́̉ͥͣͅM͇̘̗̖͕̺̩ͣͬ̈́͢A͓͗ͪN̸ͫ̎ͯ̉̿ͣ ̢̗̮̬̙̱̤͊̂͛T͉̳͍̭̯͇̃E̵͉̫̤͇̖͖͖ͪͯͤ̽ͪL̠̻L̻͉̄̋̔̔̃I̮͎͆̓̊̂͆N̝̞̬̝ͪ͊͒͠Ǵ͍̙ ̭̰̹̹M̭͉̘̽E̵̥̰̣͙͑̃ ̝̥̦͈̩͈̰̋̐͗͂Wͥ͂͏͓̝̪̠͚̬ͅH̭͚̫̃̾͡A͍̜͉͑͒̂̔ͫ̀T̷̹̮͉̯̳̆ ͓ͨ̑̑͢T̠͍̠̿͆̿̚O̪̝̞͙͕̮̻͐̎̄̋͌̂ ̝̞̪͕͎̘͍D͙͔̭̰͍ͬ̏ͭͅÓ͚͉͕͋ͯ͟!̧̼̞̏͐ͭ

Excuse me!

Oh no

What did you just say!?

Now he's done it

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE-

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UNDERSTAND!?!?!

Y̤̺̙̅̄̀̄Ě̗̙́S̶̜͌̒ͮ̌ ͤ͗ͮ͠M̳̤̬͍͙͝Ī̻̲̪͙̲͍͚͊S͎S̩̣̮͈̪̏̅͡ͅ ͉͔͚̻̀̔͂͒̿ͅD̻̻̼͇͇͍͑͋̇̅̾̚͟I̲ͥ̽̿́ͦ͟Sͨ̇̎̈́͐C̙͒̂̓̐͛̇O͉͑̋̌̈̔̀R̹̟͈͓͍͇̄D̢̲̙̞͍ͬ

NOW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE CHRYSSY OUT TO A NICE SEA FOOD DINNER, AND YOU WILL CALL HER BACK. UNDERSTAND!?

Y̤̺̙̅̄̀̄Ě̗̙́S̶̜͌̒ͮ̌ ͤ͗ͮ͠M̳̤̬͍͙͝Ī̻̲̪͙̲͍͚͊S͎S̩̣̮͈̪̏̅͡ͅ ͉͔͚̻̀̔͂͒̿ͅD̻̻̼͇͇͍͑͋̇̅̾̚͟I̲ͥ̽̿́ͦ͟Sͨ̇̎̈́͐C̙͒̂̓̐͛̇O͉͑̋̌̈̔̀R̹̟͈͓͍͇̄D̢̲̙̞͍ͬ

Good! Now we will try to not eavesdrop while you two talk through our mind while Chryssy eats dinner as the rest of us are just disembodied voices

Sounds like the worst date ever, of all time, in the history of dates

Shut up you!

Eep

V̻̳̟̱̼̥̅ͣẼ̼͙͖̱̣̐R҉͇Y̵͓̹͇̩̹̿̈͛̔͊̚ ̬̰̪̌̋̍ͥͬͭW̧͇̹̫̩͊̿ͥ́̓͂E̹̙̦̘̤̾͒ͣ̃̉L͔̦̙̟̭̮̭ͫ̽̓̊̋L̶̟̟̩̮̻,̧̥̲̙̫ͫͦ ͈͒ͨC̢̟͛͛ͨ̈̌HͅR̈́ͥ҉̗̲Y͍͍̪̩͐ͯͣSͩ̍̉͏͇̣͉͔A̷͂̏Ļ͓̱̗̠ͨ͆́İ̄S͈͉̦̳͈̞̽͒͆͡,̑̑͒ͥ̓̾͐҉͔̗̟̭ ̷̦͎̫̮̫̳̗̐̔̂ͧ̂̓T̸ͭͤͭͤ͂͑E̦͑̑ͅL̴̂ͦ̍̈ͤ̋ͫĽ͍̖̩̙̈́̒ͦ̐̀ ͚͍M̛͖͙̖̗͕͔ͩͨ̐͛̃ͫẼ̗̜̹̮̇̐̍̎͑ ͗̊̈̓̊OF̪̫̱̮̫̙́̋͠ ͏̙̘͎̤͍̪H̷͈̮̟͔͑ͮ́Ŏ͓͖̘̏ͥ̽W̤͍̻̮̗̙̒ͧͪ̓̊ͅ ͔̱ͨ̾ͭ̉Y͈̬̪͎ͫ̊Ṑ̥̤̰̮̞́U̢̻͖̲̠̲ͭ̋R̚͝ ͚́͑ͤ̏̇̏͝D̢̤̥̹A̒̄̚͡Y̮̣̭͔̘͛͊ͅ ́͆ͩ̈̅Wͧ̋ͮAͣ͏̠̪͓S͐̔

(Psst, Sally....thanks)

(No problem!)

Well, this morning Drone #3 woke me up by spilling hot tea all over me! We're hiding under a Zebra village at the moment and you know how much they love their herbal drinks...

Congratulations Sally my dear girl

Sally=best shipper

This should bring Sombra around to join us, all together we will be unstoppable

Until we stab them both in the back, huzzah!

Huzzah!

Can I keep Chryssy as a pet?

Of course

YAY!

Comments

[Vinetion]

:D

[Skalula7]

sally scares me

[DarkSonicTrail]

DID THIS FIC SERIOUSLY GET FEATURED IN A MINUTE?!
2 UPDATES AND IT GETS FEATURED THAT QUICKLY?!

[Cynderfall]

I love Sally.

[SL7]

Wit?

I was going say raw power.

there's a word missing there somewhere...

[DarkStarWolf53]

This is kind of violent. But i still like it!

[JumpingShinyFrogs]

To Bob: If you could kill all of the elements of harmony any way you liked, how would you have them each die?

[GallantNavy]

I approve of this thing. Very much so.

[Odycay12]

how do you do the text for sombra

[MrSpartan]

And it continues!

[Shadowstalker]

I have a question for the Baron. Have you ever met a man named Seananners? He likes to also stab his friends in the back and cause them to kill each other, or, as The Hidden scare them, or when he's a small object running around he taunts them by running past them or watching from a dark corner.

Discord, when you get out, and I do mean when, because you're Discord, will you make Celestia go bald for your fans and other followers?

Bob, Destroy all the lower beings! Am I right?

And Sally, sweet little Sally, do you have a love interest? Say, a secret admirer that you imagine while the others aren't looking? I'm not talking about anything crude, but just a school-crush sort'a love.

[Dragonfire2lm]

I just wanted to say- Sally, you are an inpiration to females everywhere!

[Paton Pendeng]

... So,
The dark essence of an evil overlord who ruled over a land of crystal and the mind of love-hungry insect-like queen of shape-changing beings get trapped in the mind of spirit of complete chaos who suffers entertains himself with a split personality disorder...

... and go out for a (and I use the term very loosely) "romantic" dinner for two.

Best. Punchline. EVER!

[zeusdemigod131]

A darkness infected, chaos powered, Changeling army is not a good idea at the best of times, let alone when two of the rulers are INSANE!

[Midnight Loki]

Bob I want you to hit steve 20 times, Sub I know how you feel having to deal with idiots, bearly on in your case not at all repressed bundles of anger, tratiors and people so arigant that if arigance was power they would power the universe, COUGH steve COUGH

now for my questions

Bob you are a powerless kitten trapped in an industrictible room with 10000 people who all want you dead, what do you do?

Sub you and you alone are free, what do you look like and what are the first three things you do?

Discord I have placed a shadow elemental under your comand, what one order do you give it?

[keaton-furman-prower]

I can imagine something like this being an episode.

Discord clones: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

Chrysalis: Somepony please make it stop!

Sombra: This is worse than getting reduced to a horn by that stupid heart!

[SL7]

Hm.
If Pinkie Pie had a fraction of your Chaos power, how badly would you lose in a chaos battle with her?
I'm sorry, but she's almost on par with you as is. I don't want to think of the fourth-wall-breaking-occasional-insane-psychopath-party-pony-that-knows-where-you-are-and-can-be-there-regardless-of-apparent-physical-limitations with chaos powers. Kinda scary.
To Be Honest, Pinkie Pie is a freak. she defies all logic on a level above you Discord, and while I want to believe that you'd win against her, I somehow doubt it.
Are you sure she isn't your bastard child or something?

Tartarus, I bet she could appear in your mind-scape if she wanted to.

[Lag Incarnate]

3244623
I'm assuming you mean Sombra and Chysalis, because it's blatantly obvious Discord's in his right mind.

[OnePunchHero]

LOL do it!

[Eclipsed]

3243023
Yes. yes it did.

[TheLocoPony]

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[Flabbergasted]

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[Pyriel]

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!!????!!