Midnight Loki
Discord this is a Question for you and all your personalities. I want to know which personality that you all find the most annoying, as in each personalities' most annoying personality.
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bob- Hey wait a min-
Steve
STEVE
Steve
Now this isn't fair-
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bah! You're all just jealous of my superiority!
F1utt3rshy
Hands you an all knowing and benevolent whale made of bacon and the whale will answer any 1 question what do you ask
Wait, really?!?
Do you see a giant whale made of the dead flesh of pigs floating around here? I guess it's just what question would I ask
Chaos damn it
Anyway, If it could answer any question, I want to know whats happening in the world. All the ponies must be so desperately missing their chaotic lord. I can see it know, even after a thousand years of waiting their god didn't return forever. They meet in secret to plot the downfall of Celly.
Yes, obviously...
DarkSonicTrail
I've got 3 questions.
1. What hard feelings do you have against Fluttershy? (Insert your own Fluttershy nickname here)
2. To Steve, how does it feel to be hated by everyone?
3. Discord, when did your love for chocolate milk begin?
4. Do you ever do anything rather than wallow in your own insanity?
5. Is there any way to hurt Steve without hurting you? If there is, i will search far and wide for such plot device!
6. Did you ever think of placing firecrackers in people's (ponies) toilets? That's sure to cause some chaos.
But..that's 6 questions...and yet you...clearly stated 3....
Shhhh John, Shh , it's okay, come with me and help me count to 100 in a nice logical way
I...I suppose
Well that was weird.
1. Flimmersun annoys me because she is an unbelievably pathetic creature who would apologise to a fly for getting within 5 meters of it. I had to force a mind control to turn her cruel, there was no way she would even consider anything bad about her friends. The mere fact someone like THIS had a hand in defeating me is beyond...Bob
I WILL GRIND HER BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD
...okay maybe not that vicious, but you get the idea
2. They so jelly. They say they hate me but really they're just jealous of my obvious skill and looks and everything!
3. I dunno, I've just always loved it. Probably since I was a kid. Just go drink some, and you will never question me again on the topic of chocolate milk
4. Well, if I was free, then yes. But I'm trapped in stone, so wallow away I shall!
Besides, we don't suffer from insanity, we enjoy every minute of it
5. Well...No. That's the disadvantage of having your worst enemy be a fragment of your mind. Damaging him also hurts myself. As much as I loathe saying so, Steve is me
6. What do you think happened on the fourth day of every month to every pony while I was free?
TenebrisSol
Yo, Discord how is it going? I have couple of questions but, before I ask them I have something to say.
Steve, You're anoying. Sub, I pity you. Bob, please hit Steve on my behalf. Twice.
Now questions.
What kind of rain is best? How is Chrysalis doing, I hope those spiders haven't eaten all of the changelings. I would really hate if they got indigestion from eating them.
Who is your favourite... pony/being?
I think it's time for me to go.
Bye.
Okay, now I'm starting to get a little mad
Thank you for recognising my struggle against this lot
WITH GREAT PLEASURE!
NO! Don't! It hurts us as much as it hurts- OW! Okay, fine, just- OW!!!! DAMMIT BOB!
TOTALLY WORTH IT. AS FOR MY FAVORITE RAIN, CHOCOLATE MILK RAIN! WITH A CARAMEL HAIL!
Hey! I'm....okay yeah, that is best rain. Hey Chryssy! How you doing?
REALLY CAN'T TALK! YOU, DRONE #7, BLOCK THE ENTRANCE AT 3 O'CLOCK! NO! I WILL NOT CALL YOU BY THAT RIDICULOUS NAME! DRONE #3, SUPPORT DRONE #2! WHAT IS IT DRONE #8!?!?!? OH TARTARUS THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE CEILING!!!!!
Yeah, she's fine
Yawn. Favorite pony? Meh, probably Pinkie, or Chryissy, shes funny at least, or at least funny to annoy, or at least watch others annoy her
keaton-furman-prower
For Sally
If you could get out of Discord's head for one day and occupy any female pony (or changeling) in Equestria, who would you choose and why?
Celestia, duh! Next to Disky she's currently the most powerful being around! And I will be in charge of all the ponies and the sun! The sweet, sweet chaos I could cause would be brilliant!!
Paton Pendeng
I have to know. Ever try to play the card game Fluxx?
Do you believe in the multiverse theory?
If so, how would you feel about all the endless and infinite possibilities if they were exposed to you?
Mmm, Flux is a good dark magic, maybe that could finally rid me of-
Dark magic won't help you get rid of split personalities, I've already looked into it. But I have no idea as to a card game called Fluxx. And it's kind of easy to believe in the multiverse theory when I HAVE TRAVELED TO OTHER UNIVERSES! I'm pretty sure that was included to the story, and bought back that weird Doctor alien guy. You know what, maybe I'll just move to a different universe, one without Celly or Lunny!
Midnight Loki
Discord
If one of the Elements of Harmony could reform you which do you think it would be.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha...Another funny joke! As if I could ever be reformed. At the very least, the one I may, may, be able to even talk with, is Pinkie
Wishful Thinking
Discord, are you really crazy, or are the displays of mental instability you show are the results of tramatic childhood experiences?
Nope! Just really crazy! My childhood was fine, anyone could tell you I'm acting perfectly normal for a Draconequus. Except for the split personalities of course
blazikenking
Discord, if you could reform an inanimate object, what would it turn into?
Depends on the object. I once turned a lamp into a dragon. Celly was not pleased when that happened in the middle of negotiations
Corpral Lyra
DO YOU WANT A PUNCAKE???????
I think I speak for all of me when I say, PUNS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
darkdude141
1. Discord, if you could be trapped inside anything other than a statue, what would it be? (And yes, ponies are a part of anything)
2. Bob, why the hell do you hate kittens so much???
1. Celly, so I can annoy her ALL THE TIME IN BEAUTIFUL REVENGE!!!!
2. BECAUSE THEY ARE MINIONS OF ALL EVIL!!! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULL EVIL CATS OF TARTARUS!!!
Eclipsed
Dear Discord:
How would you react if one were to tell you that you are really just the second main character of a fanfic of a TV show? Hint: the main character is Gummy.
Hmm... I don't believe you
Kingperson24
How do you survive without food or water?
P.S. I put a glass of chocolate milk in front of you to see how long you can last before exploding.
If it ever rained chocolate milk except where you are standing, what would you do?
Because my body is completely frozen and therefore not using any energy and so I require no energy created from the consumption of food
Oh I don't know, maybe step into the chocolate rain!? Unless I'm in stone, in which cause chocolate rain is useless to me outside the statue, even if it's on me. P.S I'll get you for the chocolate milk.
NightMareFuel
Whats the best prank you've pulled on celery and or woona?
Turning an entire mountain into cheese and then throwing it at both of them is one of my favorites.
It's not really a prank then is it?
Whatever, shut up! It was still funny!
Eclipsed
A question for Bob.
Hugs? ^3^
SURE! I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG...A BEAR HUG AND CRUSH YOU!
Codexwriter476
Question for Bob:
Ever heard of Dr. Rictofen? If so, ever hang out?
HAH! I'M SO POPULAR!! YES! HE'S ONE OF THE FEW PONIES I ENJOYED TALKING TO WHILE ALIVE! DID YOU KNOW I HELPED HIM DEVELOP THE DR RICHTOFEN'S DEATH RAY, OR THE 'DRDR' FOR SHORT? GOOD TIMES!
Harbinger2842
Has Bob ever eaten an orphan?
Has he?
No
Has he tried?
ALL THE CHAOS DAMNED TIME!!!!
MrSpartan
Could you (if free) jump to any alternate reality or dimension of your choosing or are some speres of existance simply too "far away"? What about the other Discords out there? Would meating cause a spacial destubance of some kind? With you, I'm guessing not.
Have you ever met an entity (pretty sure he's not native to your world though) who goes by Aku? He definatly on your level of power if a little narrow minded.
Have you ever met a crazy named Deadpool? At least one alternate version of you has. You went out for tacos and learned the true meaning friendship...or was mexican food? I forget. It was beutiful. Also mind the spelling errors, this rift interferance on my end is horri-*kzzzktkt*
You know what? I'm hearing a few things about different dimensions from you people. That's it! When I'm free, I'm going on an adventure, hopefully to a reality without ANY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!!! If free, yes, I have enough power to form a portal, cost a lot of strength though, but I could just work my way through realities until I found one I liked! I could even team up with myself! And no, it would be perfectly safe for me to meet myself...for us at least!
I don't think we've ever met an 'Aku'. Could he be an ally? Otherwise not interested, and I doubt he's as strong as me!
I don't trust this 'deadpool' guy. He believes in 'the power of friendship' and therefore bad. I would never associate myself with someone like that, no matter how many taco's involved! Maybe.
I would sacrifice you lot happily for Taco's
Feelings mutual
Hey discord... Why! Why sunny meadows wh-hy-hyyy!!! Repressed emotion smells like rotten eggs and brimstone, and did you form a sad split personality after reading keepers of discord? I cried tears.
I need a hug discord, I read the story keepers of discord so imma hug your statue. *hugs* there, much better. *walks away sobbing* and can you see and hear what goes on around you..?
Hey Discord, if you had the ability to multiply your body the amount of times, one for each personality, would you?
Discord, have you ever heard of an entity named Mr. Mxyzptlk? He's an other-dimensional entity who has a similar personality to your own normal personality: he can warp reality at will, and annoys other beings just for fun.
Discord, I have 3.14 questions for you:
1- If you were the leader of a quirky yet deadly special force team working for an evil space overlord who blows up planets for fun and profit, would you do the dance of joy after every successful mission?
2- Have you ever met the Saiyans?
3- Would you approve of having a muffin button installed in your chaos castle (Once you have a chaos castle, of course)?
3.14- I don't know what this Steve is, but it sounds just like Raditz.
Hey Discord. Talk to Cleverbot for me.
Just few things Doctor.
1] lol? (Laugh out loud, if you couldn't handle it)
2] have you ever fucked yourself? (... I regret that. ... Wait why did I even say that...? I dunno. I just did. I'm arguing with myself. Sad. No offense)
3] when you escape, could you perhaps, do some good? Like cover a nuceular landfill with an orphanage, it gets rid of that harmful pollution (sorta) and gives a home to poor little foals. Go team Bob.
4] what is the easiest way to piss of people with out magic? I'll be needing this for my friends. And everyone else. And if you haven't, do it. The power of chaos compels you. (... I don't think you'll get the reference...)
5] also how should I respond to the death threat I just received. Please respond as quickly as possible.
6] are you racist?
7] do you have minions? ... Yeah I'm stupid I know.
8] if you give a mouse a cookie what happens? Does it explode violently, showering the world with writhing balls of death, or multiply rapidly, causing an infestation? Or turnip?
9] how didst thou geteth thine chaotic magiks, 'twas thy dropped in a pot of the substance as a youngling?
10] if you mix aluminum and bleach in a closed environment they will make the container explode loudly, and can be hidden quite Discreetly... Say, under a table or throne?
11] any more questions?
PS. Who hit Steve with the ugly stick? And if it was Bob, please, give details. ... What would a Steve/Bob hybrid act like... Hehehehe..... Sorry if I caused something, it was only partially intentional. (Trolololol~)
PSS. Goats head? Seriously kid? (HA IT'S A FREAKING PUN! HAHAHA! TERRIBLE PUNS MAKE ME GIGGLE! Except that one.)
Well, I guess I didn't ask a question last time, now did I? My own fault I suppose.
1. Discord, if I were to give Steve control of your body somehow, and rigged it so he would be in control starting the day you got free and ending a week later, how pissed at me would you be? Steve, what would you do, you handsome, sinister, genius, crazy psychopath?
2. Have you heard of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? I bet it might be able to destroy Celly in a beautiful, chaotic explosion of godlyness.
5. Are you a witch?
Wait, no.... 3! Are you a witch?
4. Have you ever attacked someone with fresh fruit, more specifically bananas? If so, how did they react/protect themselves? Have you ever been attacked with fresh fruit (or a pointed stick)?
6. Repeat after me, all of you: *ahem* Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Now do so again in a chant. Ready?
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Did you know that the stars in Equestria are just right, and Pony R'lyeh is also above the ocean?
How do you feel you just summoned Pony Cthulhu and/or you just went even more insane?
7. Pog mo thoin, then Blas me einen lady Discord personality that I may or may not have forgotten her name.....
8.102847503756940474: Have you ever met a being calling itself 'Q' that can bend reality even more than you can? Also, were you once one such being in a past life?
Five questions, well two questions and a request, and some directions.
1. Do you know a white, red maned Alicorn with an ink well and quill cutie mark by one of the following names? Lauren Faust, Fausticorn, Queen Faust or something along those lines.
2. Can I have a DNA sample? even if it's just stone I'll be able to work it out I've been attempting reality warping tech for a while but it hasn't worked and since your an 8 on the 1-10 scale I figured that I could learn something.
3.Sally...are you familiar with someone named Eris by any chance?
4. If you can get your claws and a Mandrake plant you'll be able to cure petrifaction (trust me it works on Medusa victims.)
So Discord, I know you love chocolate milk, but what are your thoughts on chocolate pudding?
Discord when did you first realise you were insane and when did your first split personality form?
Discord and anyone else who wants to answer besides steve
If you had to give up your body to one of your personalitys for a year who would you choose?
If you escaped the stoney hell your in but lost all your powers in the process would you still want to escape and if so what would you do with your life from then on?
if you had to choose a wife out of celly and luna who would you choose?
Have you been in fluttershys shed its the greatest place ever?
also have a nice day and one word ... naverone
To Steve:
I feel for you. You are obviously the best Identity, it's just that none of your companions understand the sheer honor you have given them by being an alternate Identity of them. You will forever be the one that was dragged down and defeated only because of your unfortunate companions.
To Bob:
Sorry, but you'e second best. Still, you're pretty cool.
To Bob:
I think I see a kitten on top of Discords memory's. It's impossible to climb since the wall is too flat. I got some explosives to destroy it easily. Here, take them.
Discord:
Help, I'm a Dracconequs (alternate dimension/universe) and for some reason I can't stand being chaotic!
What is wrong with me?! What do I DO?!
... Also, out of all *CREATURES* on Equis, whom do you think is most likely to have any slight chance of... ugh... "Reforming" you. Can be any creature, Pony, Changeling, Buffalo, heck, even Parasprite if it's uniquely intelligent.
Edit: Oh, and tell Steve he can go suck a stalagmite.
Could you maybe come here and let Bob loose on somepony? There's this damn yellow Pegasus in my garden. She's incredibly annoying, and keeps setting my favourite cheese flavoured kittens free.
By the way, she keeps sneaking sharp tools into my shed. Can you investigate with your chaotic god powers?
To Bob:
Yeah, about the DrDr.... He took all the credit and renamed it the Wunderwaffe DG-2
Just a few questions...
1. Discord, if you have to choose between staying in stone forever or letting Steve take over control forever, wich would it be?
2.John, wich race of pony is superior, Pegasus or unicorn?
3.Bob, what is the best non-magical weapon of mass destruction?
4.sally, if you were in control for a day what would you do?
p.s. I prefer chaos over harmony.
Bob if I gave you a nuke what would you do?
Hey, questions for everyone.
1. Are the Eldritch related to the Elder Gods?
2. Have you ever cursed something with immortality?
3. Speaking of immortality, what happened to Celly's and Luna's Parents? I have yet to see them within your universe.
4. If you could go back in time to any interval of your life, and you could only change one thing, what would it be?
5. If you are going to explore other universes, would you bring Screwball with you if you could?
6. To Bob: If you were trapped in a realm filled with nothingness, it was impossible to escape even with your powers magnified, and you were completely alone, even the other personalitys weren't there, What would you do? I mean after you've raged and have grown tired.
7. To Bob: A hypothetical situation. There is an annoying kitten floating next to your head, here's and image.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110119224828/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/27/Kitten.png
You cant destroy it, and the more chaos and/or destruction that happens in the world, the more annoying it becomes. The only way to get rid of it is to use either Order or Harmonious magic. What do you do?
Discord you know that you could probably use the magic in that spike to set yourself free. if thats not possible than you could use the weak spot it created on the stone to break free. and if even that does not work i have a hammer and magic.
I Got moar 3 questions.
1. Discord, say you've switched bodies with Celestia for a day, what would you do?
2. Ever saw Smile HD?
3. If you ever were to fight all 3 Canterlot princesses at once, how would you win?
4. What was your reaction when Bob was created?
5. What did you do in all these 1000 years to keep yourself occupied?
6. To Jim, let's say you've got only 1 more prank to do and then you die, what would it be? (If you don't do it anyway, you die in 5 minutes)
7. Did you ever read "Bride of Discord"?
8. Did you ever wonder why Celestia turned you to stone and did not send you to the moon? There's so many people up there it's almost a civilization.
9. Chimmy Cherry or Cherry Chunga?
10. Bob, you're free for a day, what would you do?
Steve, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN MAKE AN APPEARANCE WHEN DISCORD BREAKS OUT OF THE STATUE.
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Im pretty sure i know the answer for most.
1. Probably Sub.
2. NO CHAOS?! I'D RATHER BE DEAD!
3. Luna, derp.
4. Nope, it isnt.
I Got another for you. Incredulity.