Midnight Loki
Discord this is a Question for you and all your personalities. I want to know which personality that you all find the most annoying, as in each personalities' most annoying personality.
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bob- Hey wait a min-
Steve
STEVE
Steve
Now this isn't fair-
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bah! You're all just jealous of my superiority!
F1utt3rshy
Hands you an all knowing and benevolent whale made of bacon and the whale will answer any 1 question what do you ask
Wait, really?!?
Do you see a giant whale made of the dead flesh of pigs floating around here? I guess it's just what question would I ask
Chaos damn it
Anyway, If it could answer any question, I want to know whats happening in the world. All the ponies must be so desperately missing their chaotic lord. I can see it know, even after a thousand years of waiting their god didn't return forever. They meet in secret to plot the downfall of Celly.
Yes, obviously...
DarkSonicTrail
I've got 3 questions.
1. What hard feelings do you have against Fluttershy? (Insert your own Fluttershy nickname here)
2. To Steve, how does it feel to be hated by everyone?
3. Discord, when did your love for chocolate milk begin?
4. Do you ever do anything rather than wallow in your own insanity?
5. Is there any way to hurt Steve without hurting you? If there is, i will search far and wide for such plot device!
6. Did you ever think of placing firecrackers in people's (ponies) toilets? That's sure to cause some chaos.
But..that's 6 questions...and yet you...clearly stated 3....
Shhhh John, Shh , it's okay, come with me and help me count to 100 in a nice logical way
I...I suppose
Well that was weird.
1. Flimmersun annoys me because she is an unbelievably pathetic creature who would apologise to a fly for getting within 5 meters of it. I had to force a mind control to turn her cruel, there was no way she would even consider anything bad about her friends. The mere fact someone like THIS had a hand in defeating me is beyond...Bob
I WILL GRIND HER BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD
...okay maybe not that vicious, but you get the idea
2. They so jelly. They say they hate me but really they're just jealous of my obvious skill and looks and everything!
3. I dunno, I've just always loved it. Probably since I was a kid. Just go drink some, and you will never question me again on the topic of chocolate milk
4. Well, if I was free, then yes. But I'm trapped in stone, so wallow away I shall!
Besides, we don't suffer from insanity, we enjoy every minute of it
5. Well...No. That's the disadvantage of having your worst enemy be a fragment of your mind. Damaging him also hurts myself. As much as I loathe saying so, Steve is me
6. What do you think happened on the fourth day of every month to every pony while I was free?
TenebrisSol
Yo, Discord how is it going? I have couple of questions but, before I ask them I have something to say.
Steve, You're anoying. Sub, I pity you. Bob, please hit Steve on my behalf. Twice.
Now questions.
What kind of rain is best? How is Chrysalis doing, I hope those spiders haven't eaten all of the changelings. I would really hate if they got indigestion from eating them.
Who is your favourite... pony/being?
I think it's time for me to go.
Bye.
Okay, now I'm starting to get a little mad
Thank you for recognising my struggle against this lot
WITH GREAT PLEASURE!
NO! Don't! It hurts us as much as it hurts- OW! Okay, fine, just- OW!!!! DAMMIT BOB!
TOTALLY WORTH IT. AS FOR MY FAVORITE RAIN, CHOCOLATE MILK RAIN! WITH A CARAMEL HAIL!
Hey! I'm....okay yeah, that is best rain. Hey Chryssy! How you doing?
REALLY CAN'T TALK! YOU, DRONE #7, BLOCK THE ENTRANCE AT 3 O'CLOCK! NO! I WILL NOT CALL YOU BY THAT RIDICULOUS NAME! DRONE #3, SUPPORT DRONE #2! WHAT IS IT DRONE #8!?!?!? OH TARTARUS THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE CEILING!!!!!
Yeah, she's fine
Yawn. Favorite pony? Meh, probably Pinkie, or Chryissy, shes funny at least, or at least funny to annoy, or at least watch others annoy her
keaton-furman-prower
For Sally
If you could get out of Discord's head for one day and occupy any female pony (or changeling) in Equestria, who would you choose and why?
Celestia, duh! Next to Disky she's currently the most powerful being around! And I will be in charge of all the ponies and the sun! The sweet, sweet chaos I could cause would be brilliant!!
Paton Pendeng
I have to know. Ever try to play the card game Fluxx?
Do you believe in the multiverse theory?
If so, how would you feel about all the endless and infinite possibilities if they were exposed to you?
Mmm, Flux is a good dark magic, maybe that could finally rid me of-
Dark magic won't help you get rid of split personalities, I've already looked into it. But I have no idea as to a card game called Fluxx. And it's kind of easy to believe in the multiverse theory when I HAVE TRAVELED TO OTHER UNIVERSES! I'm pretty sure that was included to the story, and bought back that weird Doctor alien guy. You know what, maybe I'll just move to a different universe, one without Celly or Lunny!
Midnight Loki
Discord
If one of the Elements of Harmony could reform you which do you think it would be.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha...Another funny joke! As if I could ever be reformed. At the very least, the one I may, may, be able to even talk with, is Pinkie
Wishful Thinking
Discord, are you really crazy, or are the displays of mental instability you show are the results of tramatic childhood experiences?
Nope! Just really crazy! My childhood was fine, anyone could tell you I'm acting perfectly normal for a Draconequus. Except for the split personalities of course
blazikenking
Discord, if you could reform an inanimate object, what would it turn into?
Depends on the object. I once turned a lamp into a dragon. Celly was not pleased when that happened in the middle of negotiations
Corpral Lyra
DO YOU WANT A PUNCAKE???????
I think I speak for all of me when I say, PUNS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
darkdude141
1. Discord, if you could be trapped inside anything other than a statue, what would it be? (And yes, ponies are a part of anything)
2. Bob, why the hell do you hate kittens so much???
1. Celly, so I can annoy her ALL THE TIME IN BEAUTIFUL REVENGE!!!!
2. BECAUSE THEY ARE MINIONS OF ALL EVIL!!! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULL EVIL CATS OF TARTARUS!!!
Eclipsed
Dear Discord:
How would you react if one were to tell you that you are really just the second main character of a fanfic of a TV show? Hint: the main character is Gummy.
Hmm... I don't believe you
Kingperson24
How do you survive without food or water?
P.S. I put a glass of chocolate milk in front of you to see how long you can last before exploding.
If it ever rained chocolate milk except where you are standing, what would you do?
Because my body is completely frozen and therefore not using any energy and so I require no energy created from the consumption of food
Oh I don't know, maybe step into the chocolate rain!? Unless I'm in stone, in which cause chocolate rain is useless to me outside the statue, even if it's on me. P.S I'll get you for the chocolate milk.
NightMareFuel
Whats the best prank you've pulled on celery and or woona?
Turning an entire mountain into cheese and then throwing it at both of them is one of my favorites.
It's not really a prank then is it?
Whatever, shut up! It was still funny!
Eclipsed
A question for Bob.
Hugs? ^3^
SURE! I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG...A BEAR HUG AND CRUSH YOU!
Codexwriter476
Question for Bob:
Ever heard of Dr. Rictofen? If so, ever hang out?
HAH! I'M SO POPULAR!! YES! HE'S ONE OF THE FEW PONIES I ENJOYED TALKING TO WHILE ALIVE! DID YOU KNOW I HELPED HIM DEVELOP THE DR RICHTOFEN'S DEATH RAY, OR THE 'DRDR' FOR SHORT? GOOD TIMES!
Harbinger2842
Has Bob ever eaten an orphan?
Has he?
No
Has he tried?
ALL THE CHAOS DAMNED TIME!!!!
MrSpartan
Could you (if free) jump to any alternate reality or dimension of your choosing or are some speres of existance simply too "far away"? What about the other Discords out there? Would meating cause a spacial destubance of some kind? With you, I'm guessing not.
Have you ever met an entity (pretty sure he's not native to your world though) who goes by Aku? He definatly on your level of power if a little narrow minded.
Have you ever met a crazy named Deadpool? At least one alternate version of you has. You went out for tacos and learned the true meaning friendship...or was mexican food? I forget. It was beutiful. Also mind the spelling errors, this rift interferance on my end is horri-*kzzzktkt*
You know what? I'm hearing a few things about different dimensions from you people. That's it! When I'm free, I'm going on an adventure, hopefully to a reality without ANY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!!! If free, yes, I have enough power to form a portal, cost a lot of strength though, but I could just work my way through realities until I found one I liked! I could even team up with myself! And no, it would be perfectly safe for me to meet myself...for us at least!
I don't think we've ever met an 'Aku'. Could he be an ally? Otherwise not interested, and I doubt he's as strong as me!
I don't trust this 'deadpool' guy. He believes in 'the power of friendship' and therefore bad. I would never associate myself with someone like that, no matter how many taco's involved! Maybe.
I would sacrifice you lot happily for Taco's
Feelings mutual