Discord, if you would listen, I have a very interesting offer for you
Dammit Bob you blew my cover!
She would have guessed anyway
Bobbbbbbbb
Bobbbbbbbb
Poor show old chap
THAT WAS HILARIOUS BOB!
I hate to agree, but that was pretty good
I suppose
Discord, do not try my patience!
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
What in the eighty circles of chaos is going on here!?
I'm confused
Steve, no talking, remeber the rules
Rules smules, I'm above all that
Steve, trust me, not now
I FEED ON SPLEENS!
Yes yes, we know already
I must say, this conversation has deviated greatly from it's original path
What was the start of it?
Something new, something we haven't seen before
Oh yeah, that new voice
hisssssss
She seems angry with us
Does she want chocolate milk?
Ohh how I could do with cool chocolate milk right now
Amen to that
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
AMEN!
Amen
Amen
Discord! Bring it together or I will leave you in stone to suffer for all eternity you insignificant worm!
VERY WELL, WHAT DO YOU WISH TO DISCUSS?
Bob, shove off
I AM DISCORD! THE ONE TO BATHE THIS WORLD IN BLOOD!
Don't worry, I'll distract him
I think it would be best to stay out of this
Agreed, although I believe the rest have already gone
Damn them!
Hey Bob, is that a kitten over here?
BOB KILL!
Sorry about that, I've been having slight personality issues
Discord, my patience is finished. You are lucky I have no choice
So what is all this about
First of all, is there any chance of The False Queen or her Sister entering this conversation while we talk?
I'd say around 0.5% chance of them entering. I recently placed a magical beacon within Luna to absorb chaos. They don't like me right now so I'm left to rot
Excellent. In the next few months, I am planning an invasion of Canterlot. I shall cast down The False Queen and the Insane One! I do of course realise that I alone will likely not have enough power from Shinning Armour to defeat them both. That is why I have a proposition for you
This sounds tasty, tell me more, tell me more (like did he have a car?)
What was that?
What?
There was an echo to your voice...nevermind. The point is that as much as I hate it I will need your help. I believe you will find me to be a profitable ally
Well that's all well and good but I have my own problems to deal with right now
I am well aware of this. I believe that if we supply you with magic, even if it does come from love, once converted into arcane power should help restore you. Then as we invade there should be enough chaos for you to break free.
An interesting proposal indeed. You seems to have read up well on my legend as well. And all you want me to do is defeat Celestia and Luna and The elements? I remember that going well twice
Don't worry, I can deal with the elements, and from all the power I have gained from Shining Armour I will be able to weaken The False Queen considerably. All I ask is you finish her and her sister. And then, you will not bother my subjects anymore!!
I'm sensing some tension here
You turned my great grandmother and her swarm into daffodils!
That would be it.
I am willing to forgive and forget however. Together, we could rule all of Eqius!
You don't aim low do you? Not even satisfied with just Equestria?
All shall bow before me and my subjects will feast forever!
You seem power mad, insane, narcissistic, cold and manipulative. I like you. Very well, a deal it is
Not so fast. I am no fool to take the word of the Spirit of chaos. Swear by the Elder Gods
...It was worth a shot. I could of course refuse and simply regain by power normally and break free in about 890 years or so. Of course that would be far too boring.
Elder Gods hear my call. I hereby swear on both soul and magic to aid Chrysalis in her plot against Celestia and Luna and afterwards I will cause no problems for her or her swarm
I do not recall giving my name...
You think this mind link is one way?
STAY OUT OF MY MIND
Aww, poor queeny weeny.
I am beginning to think I will regret this decision
When I am free, I will be sure to hug you extra hard
I will connect you to the main feeding hub soon. Await my signal
Miss you already!
shhhhh, I just lost Bob in our memories
Ooh, which one?
Our first reign of chaos over the Griffon Lands
Good times, very chaotic. They sure can dance well. Bob should be stuck there for a while, he won't risk damaging those memories.
So how did the negotiations go?
Very well. We have an ally who will supply us with magic in order to strengthen us and will provide large scale chaos in order to trigger our release. She has also promised to deal with the elements.
That's...pretty good actually. What do we have to do?
We have to aid her in dealing with Celly and Loony. We must also leave her and her subjects alone afterwards. I remember changelings being good fun to mess with in the past.
Did you promise to the Elder Gods?
She was smarter than I thought
Did I promise the Elder Gods?
Of course you didn't....wait, you didn't, I did
Exactly
Sub you're a genius!
I try my best
Incoming Magic Transfusion
Here it comes...
My body is ready
Transfer in 3, 2, 1
WOAH MOMMA!
By the Lords of Chaos! A demigod collected this much Magic!!??
Why would she need to invade Equestria with this much magic? This would surely feed her subjects for generations.
I think she wants complete control of everything
Ahh, so I'm to be her trump card if she's willing to spend such vast resources?
Seems that way
Power transfusion complete
She must be putting everything into this invasion.
Do we have enough power to break free?
No, while substantial, this is still nothing on par with a God. Her invasion will have to be pretty chaotic if i'm going to even have a chance of breaking out, let alone defeating Celestia and Luna
Soon
Soon indeed
This story is the best Discord story i have EVER seen.
2693763 Agreed. MOUSTACHES FOR ALL. Especially you author
Thank you everyone for the great comments! Trust me, the next chapter is brilliant (if I do say so myself). See you then!
How many years of waiting did Chrysalis save you from by giving you all that arcane energy?
Another question.
You found out Chrysalis' name; what else did you extract from her mind?
P.S. Bob, you're a comedic prodigy, I couldn't stop laughing at that joke for a 5 minutes, my sides almost gave out on me. Keep up the good job YOU MAGNIFICENT MANIAC!!!!!
So Discord and Chrysalis are now allies? Interetsing...
And to Discord: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Also, what is your favorite color?
Oh, oh, Grease reference, I love this fic even more now. You have finally done enough to get a fav from me.
Why is Bob my favorite character?
discord sure loves his loop holes
I am the equivalent of Discord when it comes to loop-holes. I -I mean this seriously- found a loophole as soon as the promise was made. I'm a mother buckin Draquuene? Or sumpin.
To discord-bob,steve what is the most powerful explosion/anti-gravity device you can make from a toothbrush, eight V-batteries seventy needles, and a extra large glass of double-fudge chocolate milk?
2693763 it's a really good story, but my favorite Discord story (and fanfic in general) is 'head full of cotton candy', it actually made me cry.
To discord: Moar chaos chess?
and then Chrysalis realized that I am Dovahkiin. oh wait, sorry, I'm not a character.
2761736 gonna have to check that one out. but my favorite discord story that I've found so far is the "The Keepers of Discord"
no offence TheLocoPony this is awesome but i haven't finished yours yet and T.K.O.D. is really good
oh bob
2697250 It is part of his plan. Soon he shall feed off your spleen.