A whistle shrieked through the arguing crowd of Discords. At once they all turned to the Discord to walk onto the pitch.
"Quiet down you lot." He demanded, quickly ducking under the extended claw of a red Discord
"How are we going to decide teams?" Asked one of the Discords
"An excellent question Sub, we flip a coin!" He answered confidently
"If this is in our mind won't the flipping be biased?" John asked, raising a paw
"A fair point" conceded Discord. He put a tail to his chin for a second before clicking his claws. "Okay we need two team leaders then!"
"MAKE ME THE OTHER TEAM LEADER SO I CAN SHOW YOU YOUR SPINE!" Bob demanded, slamming one foot into the ground for extra effect.
Discord pretended to ponder for a while "Um...no. Sir Baron, I trust you the least. Other team you are"
Sir Baron humphed "'Tis it not enough you have roped us into this game for peasants but also insist on us leading?"
"No. I pick Sub" Discord called out and Sub punched the air and did a backwards cartwheel to Discord. If you can't think how to do a backwards cartwheel then you're thinking with too much physics.
Sir Baron stroked an impressive moustache that appeared from no where "Very well, then I pick Bob"
Bob roared black flames towards the sky and jumped next to Sir Baron
"I WILL PICK MY TEETH WITH YOUR RIBS!" Bob shouted, pointing at Discord
Discord buried his face in his mismatched limbs "I asked for that. Anyway, Jim, get over here!"
Jim punched the air and ran over to Discords side
"Heheheheheheh this is going to be SO much fun!" Jim whispered evilly, rubbing his hands together
Sir Baron rolled his eyes "Very well then" Sir baron summoned a pokeball and threw it near his feet "Steve, I choose you!"
"Stevey Steve Steve!" Steve proclaimed as he appeared in a burst of light
Discord groaned "Are you just trying to piss me off?"
Sir Baron nodded "Yes, of course. It wasn't obvious? Fool."
"Urgh, fine. John, your with me" Discord told him
John walked forward and nodded "That was a tactically wise decision Discord"
Sir Baron waved them away with one paw "Irrelevant, you shall all taste the bitter wine of defeat. Sally, come forth."
Sally giggled and blew Discord a kiss "Sorry Sweetie, I won't play nice, even against you." She winked and Discord blushed ever so slightly
"Why are we still here?" Richard called out
Standing alone was one grey Discord standing awkwardly, unsure with what to do with his arms. Another brown Discord was fast asleep on the floor
Discord clicked his tongue with irritation. "Because out of all of us, you two are the least likely to do anything fun. Fine, come over here Richard" He conceded
Richard yawned "Whatever" He mumbled, walking next to Discord
Sir Baron clenched his teeth "Mark, get up!"
"Five more minutes." He demanded lazily
Bob leant down over him and whispered in his ear "DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE OVER 1000000 WAYS I COULD KILL YOU IN ANY GIVEN ROOM, WITH OVER 10000 USING THE ENTIRE ROOM. IF YOU DON'T GET UP AND JOIN MY TEAM IN THIS FOOTBALL MATCH I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONALLY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM"
Mark shot up and put one claw to his head in a poor salute "Mark ready and reporting for duty Sir. We will crush the enemy with all our strength!"
Bob nodded, satisfied. A cough echoed out behind him
"I do believe this is my team Bob, stand down." Sir Baron demanded
Bob looked to the other members of his team. "MUTINY!!" He barked. Jumping at Baron with medieval armour appearing around his body. Sir Baron yelped and shrunk to the size of a mouse.
"We've already got this" Sub whispered to Discord. Discord chuckled and continued to watch Bob chasing a tiny Sir Baron around the pitch.
"Okay, so Bob is team leader then?" Steve asked cautiously
"YES." Bob glared at him
"Where's Barony then?" Sally asked sweetly
Mark jabbed a thumb to the side of the pitch "He's gone off sulking"
"Dammit Bob, you scared him off" Sally scolded Bob. Bob just shrugged and turned away from the team huddle
On the other side was Discord, Sub, John, Richard, Jim and a ghost image of Sir Baron who was secretly offering aid to get back at Bob.
Sir Barons ghostly head nodded "Very well, I shall infiltrate the other team and I shall sabotage them from the inside!"
"Go and do what you do best, you manipulative traitor" Sub complimented
Sir Baron accepted the compliment with a smile and faded, returning control back to his body
Sir Baron stood up straight and walked back over to the other group. Bob glared at him and raised an eyebrow. Sir Baron sighed "I accept you to be the leader of this team Bob, if you would allow me I will rejoin as a lower ranking officer"
Bob nodded and motioned his head towards the other Discord's. "KILL THEM, AND WE HAVE NO QUARREL"
Sir Baron nodded, claws crossed behind his back
The teams slowly walked each other, squaring off. It was time for the ultimate battle. Chaos vs Chaos. Madness vs Madness. This would be the greatest football match to ever not happen, and only occur in imagination.
Until a annoying buzzer sounded off, drowning the entire pitch in noise
"What in the name of Tartarus is that?" Mark demanded
Discord groaned and turned to the sky "Chaos damned questions is what that is! Fine, fine! Just stop that infernal buzz!"
At once the noise went off. Discord vanished from the pitch, leaving all but Sub completely confused as to what was going on. Sub grinned awkwardly and vanished as well. Leaving the Discords behind to once again argue
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Q: Which persona, besides Jim and Sub is your most dominant one? Also, what did you do to Tia and Luna to get you imprisoned in stone the first time?
Besides? Bob is my most powerful one. Then Sub and after that Jim. Do you know how annoying it is when your strongest split personality is also the most rebellious one?
How's it going?
Bah, I change my mind. Opening this rift WAS a bad idea.
Too late now
I am well aware of this fact Sub. How kind of you to point out the obvious to me. On the other claw, well, Celly and Luny would probably throw such around such harsh terms like 'terrorism', 'kidnapping' and 'The complete and utter destruction of Canterlot'. While these may technically be true, I want it to be known it was all in good fun and no pony was hurt in the process. Besides, everyone likes castle sized chocolate! There was a lot of things but I think that was the final straw with them. However, unlike a certain pair of Princesses I don't believe in imprisoning someone in stone to suffer for thousands of years.
You do now
Well, maybe, but only on Celly. I already got my just desserts with Luna
What, the whole beacon thing?
Don't be stupid Sub. I'm talking about after I was first imprisoned in stone.
Discord, don't even talk about it. If Luna was to ever find out...
Of course. I'm afraid I can't fully answer your question then Page_Turner
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Dear Lord Discord, if you didn't choose to be the Lord of Chaos and still had your powers, what would you be?
I don't understand the question. Why would I choose NOT to be the Lord of Chaos? I fit it so perfectly!
Fine, what if you couldn't be Lord of Chaos?
Retired. I'll find a nice continent with no Gods as leaders and spend a long time just slowly spreading my
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Discord, what in the name of Chaos is wrong with you?!
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Discord, eat a snickers
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Because you turn into an insane monster when you give in to your madness. Better?
Better. Sorry. Calm thoughts, calm. Chocolate milk. Popcorn storms. Cotton candy clouds. Anyway. If I couldn't be Lord of Chaos, then I would become a super villain!
Aren't you already a super villain?
No! I'm a superhero! A superhero of FUN! That is what it means to be Lord of Chaos!
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Have you ever considered the possibility that one of the Element bearers (For example, Fluttershy) could make you turn good?
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its going to happen anyway
I may have involuntarily read the last 3 paragraphs out loud
hey discord. what would bob do for a Klondike bar?
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I concede guilt to that too...
I laughed as I read that last part-... Moar?
If you were going to cook the Elements of Harmony, what would the recipe look like?
Sooooooo Discord, what do you think about all the.......... clopfics involving you and Celestia or Luna?
I love this story waaaaaaay to much
Discord. I have a brilliant idea for you to entertain yourself. Ever heard of Hoof-Life? It's a brilliantly chaotic game about how a scientist opens a rift and begins to end the world. You should enact it. See how Bob or Jim or Sub or You or whomever likes it. Bob would certainly be able to channel all his pent-up anger.
Also:
Do you like waffles?
and
What is the meaning of life?
P.S. I'm climbing in your mind, I'm snatching your persons up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause it's all going down tonight.
I'm so glad I asked that
And to Discord: Is Sally the only female persona? On that note, do you have any as-yet unseen personas that your collective identity despises so much that you have all worked together (even Bob) to suppress them?
If you ever got out again what would be the first thing you would do?
great story by the way, loving every second of it
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU STEVE!!!!
Calm down Bob, we'll let you join up with Steve to create the most cruel, agonizing torture chamber ever and punish anyone the personalities deem guilty.
Yes, that sounds like a great idea.
That would serve great purpose.
It sounds unladylike, yet satisfying.
I'll just watch.
Can I add a few things?
Let the traitorous guy add stuff? NO that's a HORRIBLE IDEA!!!
That sounds like a good idea.
Do I get a say in this?
Everyone else: SHUT UP!!! YOU STUPID DICK, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, SHUT UP!!!
DIE DISCORD DIE!!!!!
No Bob we have to kill the ALIENS!!!
What are you guys doing?
We're just playing halo. Why?
With Bob?!? Are you insane?
I have my subconscious talking to me...
Fine, I'll just watch.
Thank yo-OH WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHAOS BOB!!!
DIE DEMON SPAWN DIE!!! *clicks buttons in blinding rage*
Hey Discord, have you ever met or talked with the elder god that created humanity? You know, big guy, white beard, white robe, has a terrifying temper but is fairly nice most of the time. What was he like? He seems to have a taste for not giving humans magics except for the ability to see the future (something which Equestrians like you seem to be sorely lacking). Did he bitch slap you out of the reality he made when you (most likely) acted up? Did he have a talk with you about your ways? What about his estranged son, the fallen angle Satan who believes humans are inferior?
Yo Discord I heard ya'll are insane in the membrane. So my next question is have you ever been exposed to the presence of the entity known as (looks around nervously)...Cthulhu.
*SNIFF* {nasally voice} Hey guys, how're you all doing? *Sniff*
Get away from me, Michael! I told you that you aren't my type!
Just take some medicine Mike.
I can't, I'm Discord's sick side, mentally and physically.
Hello everyone, I just separated today, and I am Dick. Discord's uncaring side.
Hello Dick, meet Sally, John, Michael, Jim, Bob, Sir Baron, Richard, Mark, and ugghh... Steve.
Hello Dick.
A pleasure to meet you, persona Dick.
*SNIFF* Hi Dick.
We will have so much fun!
WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING DICK, EVERYTHING!!!
You are a jolly, good chap, Dick.
Hi Dick.
Zzzzz...
I do everything around here of course...
No you don't Steve, shut up.
I know, for the most chaotic thing ever, Discord, Sub, Jim, John, Richard, and Bob play Pokemon Black on D.S.'s, Steve, Mark, Michael, Sir Baron, Dick, and Sally play Pokemon White on D.S.'s while Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Cadance, Chrysalis, and Sombra play Pokemon Grey on D.S.'s. It will be a race versus Chaos, Insanity, and Royalty to Catch, Them, ALLLL!!!
The last part was great. I also liked the answer to my question. All in all good story.
YAY my question got answered!!
Another one then:
Q: Who is your favorite pony out of the mane six (not counting Fluttershy) Also, do you like PIE?
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Also, Can we hear more from Sally?
My name is DISCORD!
I've always wanted to do that...
YAY! Question time:
In your youth, did you ever have any difficulties controlling your powers?
Another one:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
And they just keep on coming!!:
Were you born with only one fang or did someone give you a mean right hook?
2730151 Actually wait... take out Dick, and Michael. Move Richard to where Dick was, then remove Chrissy and Sombra.
I has uno question.... If u dislike the elements of harmony and being locked up in stone... then why are you being a idiot and not take care of the problem? Like send one into the future or something... wouldn't kill them amiright... honestly if you're going to spread Kaos do it right!
I propose you have a separate story of Bob winning. I really want to see that.
the blue one reminds me of Gary, A.K.A. Gamma.
The idea of split personalities in Discord's mind and imagination is brilliant. However, punctuation and writing style can still be problematic at times.
THE DARK LORD WISHES TO ASK DISCORD QUESTIONS. BOB, HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY FED ON A SPLEEN. DISCORD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE RENAMED "PRINCESS FUZZYFACE" BOB, WHAT IF PURPLE IS REDDER THEN BLUE AND HAMSTER? I WONDER. DISCORD, YOU ARE NOW DARTH VADER. OKAY. OH AND IS IT OKAY IF I STALK YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY LEARNING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU? EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE OR WILL DO, EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER KNOW AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU? MONKEYS