Discord is Bored

by TheLocoPony


Chaos Football

A whistle shrieked through the arguing crowd of Discords. At once they all turned to the Discord to walk onto the pitch.

"Quiet down you lot." He demanded, quickly ducking under the extended claw of a red Discord

"How are we going to decide teams?" Asked one of the Discords

"An excellent question Sub, we flip a coin!" He answered confidently

"If this is in our mind won't the flipping be biased?" John asked, raising a paw

"A fair point" conceded Discord. He put a tail to his chin for a second before clicking his claws. "Okay we need two team leaders then!"

"MAKE ME THE OTHER TEAM LEADER SO I CAN SHOW YOU YOUR SPINE!" Bob demanded, slamming one foot into the ground for extra effect.

Discord pretended to ponder for a while "Um...no. Sir Baron, I trust you the least. Other team you are"

Sir Baron humphed "'Tis it not enough you have roped us into this game for peasants but also insist on us leading?"

"No. I pick Sub" Discord called out and Sub punched the air and did a backwards cartwheel to Discord. If you can't think how to do a backwards cartwheel then you're thinking with too much physics.

Sir Baron stroked an impressive moustache that appeared from no where "Very well, then I pick Bob"

Bob roared black flames towards the sky and jumped next to Sir Baron

"I WILL PICK MY TEETH WITH YOUR RIBS!" Bob shouted, pointing at Discord

Discord buried his face in his mismatched limbs "I asked for that. Anyway, Jim, get over here!"

Jim punched the air and ran over to Discords side

"Heheheheheheh this is going to be SO much fun!" Jim whispered evilly, rubbing his hands together

Sir Baron rolled his eyes "Very well then" Sir baron summoned a pokeball and threw it near his feet "Steve, I choose you!"

"Stevey Steve Steve!" Steve proclaimed as he appeared in a burst of light

Discord groaned "Are you just trying to piss me off?"

Sir Baron nodded "Yes, of course. It wasn't obvious? Fool."

"Urgh, fine. John, your with me" Discord told him

John walked forward and nodded "That was a tactically wise decision Discord"

Sir Baron waved them away with one paw "Irrelevant, you shall all taste the bitter wine of defeat. Sally, come forth."

Sally giggled and blew Discord a kiss "Sorry Sweetie, I won't play nice, even against you." She winked and Discord blushed ever so slightly

"Why are we still here?" Richard called out

Standing alone was one grey Discord standing awkwardly, unsure with what to do with his arms. Another brown Discord was fast asleep on the floor

Discord clicked his tongue with irritation. "Because out of all of us, you two are the least likely to do anything fun. Fine, come over here Richard" He conceded

Richard yawned "Whatever" He mumbled, walking next to Discord

Sir Baron clenched his teeth "Mark, get up!"

"Five more minutes." He demanded lazily

Bob leant down over him and whispered in his ear "DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE OVER 1000000 WAYS I COULD KILL YOU IN ANY GIVEN ROOM, WITH OVER 10000 USING THE ENTIRE ROOM. IF YOU DON'T GET UP AND JOIN MY TEAM IN THIS FOOTBALL MATCH I WILL SHOW YOU PERSONALLY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM"

Mark shot up and put one claw to his head in a poor salute "Mark ready and reporting for duty Sir. We will crush the enemy with all our strength!"

Bob nodded, satisfied. A cough echoed out behind him

"I do believe this is my team Bob, stand down." Sir Baron demanded

Bob looked to the other members of his team. "MUTINY!!" He barked. Jumping at Baron with medieval armour appearing around his body. Sir Baron yelped and shrunk to the size of a mouse.

"We've already got this" Sub whispered to Discord. Discord chuckled and continued to watch Bob chasing a tiny Sir Baron around the pitch.


"Okay, so Bob is team leader then?" Steve asked cautiously

"YES." Bob glared at him

"Where's Barony then?" Sally asked sweetly

Mark jabbed a thumb to the side of the pitch "He's gone off sulking"

"Dammit Bob, you scared him off" Sally scolded Bob. Bob just shrugged and turned away from the team huddle

On the other side was Discord, Sub, John, Richard, Jim and a ghost image of Sir Baron who was secretly offering aid to get back at Bob.

Sir Barons ghostly head nodded "Very well, I shall infiltrate the other team and I shall sabotage them from the inside!"

"Go and do what you do best, you manipulative traitor" Sub complimented

Sir Baron accepted the compliment with a smile and faded, returning control back to his body

Sir Baron stood up straight and walked back over to the other group. Bob glared at him and raised an eyebrow. Sir Baron sighed "I accept you to be the leader of this team Bob, if you would allow me I will rejoin as a lower ranking officer"

Bob nodded and motioned his head towards the other Discord's. "KILL THEM, AND WE HAVE NO QUARREL"

Sir Baron nodded, claws crossed behind his back

The teams slowly walked each other, squaring off. It was time for the ultimate battle. Chaos vs Chaos. Madness vs Madness. This would be the greatest football match to ever not happen, and only occur in imagination.

Until a annoying buzzer sounded off, drowning the entire pitch in noise

"What in the name of Tartarus is that?" Mark demanded

Discord groaned and turned to the sky "Chaos damned questions is what that is! Fine, fine! Just stop that infernal buzz!"

At once the noise went off. Discord vanished from the pitch, leaving all but Sub completely confused as to what was going on. Sub grinned awkwardly and vanished as well. Leaving the Discords behind to once again argue


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Q: Which persona, besides Jim and Sub is your most dominant one? Also, what did you do to Tia and Luna to get you imprisoned in stone the first time?

Besides? Bob is my most powerful one. Then Sub and after that Jim. Do you know how annoying it is when your strongest split personality is also the most rebellious one?

How's it going?

Bah, I change my mind. Opening this rift WAS a bad idea.

Too late now

I am well aware of this fact Sub. How kind of you to point out the obvious to me. On the other claw, well, Celly and Luny would probably throw such around such harsh terms like 'terrorism', 'kidnapping' and 'The complete and utter destruction of Canterlot'. While these may technically be true, I want it to be known it was all in good fun and no pony was hurt in the process. Besides, everyone likes castle sized chocolate! There was a lot of things but I think that was the final straw with them. However, unlike a certain pair of Princesses I don't believe in imprisoning someone in stone to suffer for thousands of years.

You do now

Well, maybe, but only on Celly. I already got my just desserts with Luna

What, the whole beacon thing?

Don't be stupid Sub. I'm talking about after I was first imprisoned in stone.

Discord, don't even talk about it. If Luna was to ever find out...

Of course. I'm afraid I can't fully answer your question then Page_Turner

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Dear Lord Discord, if you didn't choose to be the Lord of Chaos and still had your powers, what would you be?

I don't understand the question. Why would I choose NOT to be the Lord of Chaos? I fit it so perfectly!

Fine, what if you couldn't be Lord of Chaos?

Retired. I'll find a nice continent with no Gods as leaders and spend a long time just slowly spreading my

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Discord, what in the name of Chaos is wrong with you?!


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Discord, eat a snickers


W̵̬͉̖̜ͪ͑̈́͆́̌hͨ̍́͛͗̓͆҉̺̯̱͓̳y̿͆͢?̷͚͕͙͂̋ͣ̆̂̈͛


Because you turn into an insane monster when you give in to your madness. Better?

Better. Sorry. Calm thoughts, calm. Chocolate milk. Popcorn storms. Cotton candy clouds. Anyway. If I couldn't be Lord of Chaos, then I would become a super villain!

Aren't you already a super villain?

No! I'm a superhero! A superhero of FUN! That is what it means to be Lord of Chaos!


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Have you ever considered the possibility that one of the Element bearers (For example, Fluttershy) could make you turn good?






























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