Discord is Bored

by TheLocoPony

Questions and Answers V : The Questions strike back

Disalign

Discord, as a god, you should easily be able to manifest your powers through your mind and use your mind to still create chaos and escape your prison. Unless, of course, your a normal dimensional/bodily bound deity that is slightly delusional (most chaos ones are). So my question is, why have you not done this? And if you can't, why lie to yourself about being a god?

No because the stone prevents any interaction between me and the world, except this spike which has pierced my mind. But that only allows communication and magic transferals. Any god would be just as stuck if they were in my position. Even Celestia

EoSet

Discord.....for someone who claims to want escape more than anything, you are certainly not trying too hard to escape. You could have easily tried to lure people into thinking you'd change for the better, it certainly seemed at least Luna was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but instead you fire off a half baked scheme to gather more chaos while simultaneously destroying any possibility of them setting you free (with restrictions) for the foreseeable future.
I'm not saying that you should have been "reformed" as it were, but tricking the naïve ponies while you slowly garner power would have been wiser plan than what you did.
Now that I berated you, I have my questions to ask.
1) In what order did your separate personalities develop?
2) Was there any external events going on at the time (huge rises in chaos) that may have contributed to there development?
3) Is Sub like your ID? Your primal desires, and if he is why is he so nice?
I look forward to seeing your undoubtedly amusing answers.

HA! Like anybody would ever believe I would change! Besides, I can't be bothered waiting years! Okay, I admit that the scheme wasn't perfect.

Or was it?

One thing that may have slipped my mind that the beacon magic is contagious. BAM! BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! I currently have an entire network of chaos gathering beacons spreading all over Equestria and into some other countries as well! But seriously, is Ponyville like a magnet for destruction!?! I mean, I was going to make it chaos capital just to spite the element bearers but it seems there a new disaster almost every day! Besides, it would take me centuries to fully gain their trust, let alone restrictions.

1. Can't remember, probably Bob first, I was pretty angry after I first turned to stone. Then Sub, then afterwards, no idea. Guess.

2. Wouldn't chaos stabilise my personality? Besides I have no idea being stuck in stone at the time and no chaos network set up.

3. He's my subconscious. I suppose he is more in tune to my hidden desires. Why is he nicer? Umm...I'll be honest, I have no idea. After he split he's become more his own personality and developed. I guess he's just grown to be opposite to me a bit

sjad

Discord would you please tell me exactly when the other gods turned so boring?
I mean they used to do really cool stuff like destroying city's, make people speak other languages so they don´t understand each other any more or even trick heroes so that they cause useless wars, but now they´re just there and do bucking nothing, I mean why can´t they be as cool as you and cause a little anarchy?

Exactly! Finally people are starting to get it! The problem is that many of the other 'gods', aren't actually gods. For example, Nito, Lord of the Dead was regarded as a god and was defeated by Starswirl the Bearded. Most have either been locked up after losing to 'good' and the good ones have largely retreated from the world to keep damage low. I find this incredibly boring and still live in the world. This has of course lead to me being imprisoned as well.

darkbrony711

What is your favorite anime?

Hellsing Ultimate

Attack on Titan

Future Diary

WHEN THEY CRY!

Death Note

Naruto

Soul Eater

High school of the Dead

Bleach

I prefer manga

Page_Turner

1. Who Was The Mother Of Screwball? I Mean Really, There Has To Be A Mom.... Right?
2. Besides Pinkie Pie, Who is Your Favorite Mane Six Pony?
3. Have You Ever Met King Sombrero?
That's All For Now!!

1. What? Screwball? I mean...she existed a long time ago! She's not around. As for a mother, well who knows? Maybe I just spoke to a cotton candy cloud and it turned into her? Or maybe somepony out there...perhaps even a dragon!? I'm not telling

2. Ehh, probably Rainbow Dash. She's the one who allowed me to win the game I played with the elements after all. But too loyal for my liking otherwise

3. No, I think I heard queeny mention him once or twice, but otherwise I have no idea who he even is

lunarstallion

I have a situation that I would like Bob to tell me how he would get out of it.

Okay, so I'm stuck in a castle. All I have is a great sword and leather armor. I am surrounded by 2 full grown dragons, a manticore, a necromancer with 6 skeleton archers, and a being of unimaginable psychological horror. Each of them has an invincible force field around them that's generated by a microscopic device on the wall. You have absolutely NO GOD LIKE ABILITIES and only come with what is mentioned. HOW DO YOU ESCAPE?

PUNCH THE WALL WITH MY 'JUST BELOW GOD-LIKE POWERS' SO THAT THE VIBRATIONS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE CASTLE AND DESTROY THE DEVICE. PLUNGE THE SWORD INTO THE DRAGONS NECK AND BATHE THE NECROMANCER AND BEING OF PETTY MIND SCARE IN FIRE FROM THE DRAGONS THROAT. THROW THE DEAD DRAGON AT THE ALIVE ONE, AND WHEN IT BEGINS TO CRY IN HORROR THROW THE SWORD AT IT'S EYE!

Zuperflash

Bob threatened to kill Luna, discord. How does that make you feel? When did every split personality form? What are your specific feelings for Luna?

Bob threatens to kill everyone. That's nothing special. I answered something about the splitting of personalities earlier. As for Luna, what feelings!? Pity I suppose is the main one

He's not lying...but there's something else

I care nothing for her!

Denial

Vinetion

So far your counterparts have been shown to be you but different colors or some such. Do you also have counterparts as say full forms of you disjointed parts? Like a dragon or a lion counter?

Now that's a curios thought. I don't have other animal counterparts, but my split personalities. As they are a fraction of me, maybe they would also take a fraction of my form?

SHOTGUN DRAGON!

I don't think you get to choose, it's whatever creature best suits your personality

DAMN IT ALL!

Comments

[Paton Pendeng]

Well, then. Discord's personalities based on the mismatch animals he's made from? Interesting...

[Classy Toad]

Lol?

[JBL]

Bob threatens to kill everyone. That's nothing special.

Exactly. Know what would be special? Bob NOT threatening to kill everyone.

[sam the ant]

Discord, I'm Sam the Ant. I snuck in her against the law to deliver a special package.
I must warn you of its immense powers.
If you can manage to control it, it may get you out of prison. Make one wrong step, however, and it could vaporize you and your split personalities forever.

ready?

It's...

A SOMBRERO!
HAVE A SOMBRERO, DISCORD! I'LL JUST PLACE IT ON YOUR HEAD, OK? GOODBYE I'M LEAVING

[Skalula7]

edit: hey discord. do your split personalities have split personalities? -insert inception music here- and whats the best prank you've pulled on celery and or woona?

[Eclipsed]

A question for Bob.
Hugs? ^3^

[Codexwriter476]

Question for Bob:

Ever heard of Dr. Rictofen? If so, ever hang out?

[Moonshine-Dusk]

Hey discord... Why! Why sunny meadows wh-hy-hyyy!!! Repressed emotion smells like rotten eggs and brimstone, and did you form a sad split personality after reading keepers of discord? I cried tears.

[Moonshine-Dusk]

I need a hug discord, I read the story keepers of discord so imma hug your statue. *hugs* there, much better. *walks away sobbing* and can you see and hear what goes on around you..?

[Harbinger2842]

Has bob ever eaten an orphan?

[Vinetion]

3152060

the woodchuck question has been answered.

in respose to the my question's answer. this would be all the separate pieces discord would have based on his body parts.

horse
goat
deer
snake
lion
eagle
lizard
bat
Pegasus
dragon
snake

[Skalula7]

3153695 ok thanks i somewhat remembered that it might of been asked but i couldnt quite recall.

[Clocklike]

Why don't you end your sentences with points? You only write exclamation points and question marks.

[GordonFreebrony]

What would happen if I gave Bob an Angry Space Marine as a pet.....

I will find out! Have a memetic, mental Angry Space Marine Bob!

ASM: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME, COCKSUCKER? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR CUNTFACED MIND, COMMANDER? LET ME BACK AT THOSE CHAOS MARINE'S SHIT FACED EXCUSE FOR A BASE SO I CAN SMASH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING DOWN! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY POWERCHAIR? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY-ASS MUTIE CREATURE?

Have fun Bob! Play nice you two!

[MrSpartan]

Could you (if free) jump to any alternate reality or dimension of your choosing or are some speres of existance simply too "far away"? What about the other Discords out there? Would meating cause a spacial destubance of some kind? With you, I'm guessing not.

Have you ever met an entity (pretty sure he's not native to your world though) who goes by Aku? He definatly on your level of power if a little narrow minded.

Have you ever met a crazy named Deadpool? At least one alternate version of you has. You went out for tacos and learned the true meaning friendship...or was mexican food? I forget. It was beutiful. Also mind the spelling errors, this rift interferance on my end is horri-*kzzzktkt*

[TheLocoPony]

3154708 I had a long and vicious argument with full stops. We're not talking anymore...and I'm required by law to interact with them as little as possible

[TheLocoPony]

3141618 Sorry, no, I wasn't planning to include the Doctor, I was simply explaining how he came to be in that universe

[The Vigilant Cow]

Hellsing ultimte?
This pleases me!!

[Mnemonic_Horse]

Sub is rapidly becoming my favorite personality.