It's Time
Discord...It's time
Time for what? Are the muffins ready?
Idiot! She's obviously talking about the brownies!
You're both idiots. I'm talking about my plan, our agreement?
Wait, you mean this is the day I get free?!?!?!? At long last!?!?
Would you please shut up for 5 seconds and concentrate on the task at hand!?
TODAY I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND INNOCENTS!
MAKEOVER!!!
I calculate this plan has a 79% chance of success. It would be reasonable to be optimistic about the situation
Oh thank Chaos, I don't think I could handle another thousand years or so with you guys
Speak for yourself
I hate you so, so, so much
Yes Discord, carry on with your plan...you'll never see mine coming...
This is going be to be brilliant! Ever seen a bank of bits turn into glitter?
I shall rule with a fist of Iron! Take control with a will...of...Iron?
Discord remember you promised me Fillydelphia for myself
I SWEAR TO MEDUSA IF YOU SCREW THIS UP I WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE IN CHANGELING VENOM AND USE YOU AS A DART BOARD FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE
Touchy. I'm sure that everything will go exactly as planned, what could go wrong?
"You just had to say it didn't you?" Cadence/Chrysalis muttered angrily
"What was that darling?" Shining Armour asked protectively
"Nothing!! I mean, Oh I'm just so excited about our wedding!" Chrysalis gushed with mock affection, completely fooling the mind addled pony lying next to her
"I love you too my sweet" Shining Armour rubbed her head playfully with a goofy smile.
Underneath the hoof Chrysalis glowered darkly Put a sock it in
I didn't say anything!
SHUT UP IDIOT, NOT TALKING TO YOU
Shining Armour looked down worriedly at his wife to be "Are you sure you're okay? You've been acting really...weird, for the last few days"
Chrysalis sighed "Moron, I'm getting M.A.R.R.I.E.D tomorrow!" A sneaky smile crossed her face "And I'm pretty sure Twilight hates me. Even after all those years I spent with her as a foalsitter. She thinks I'm trying to steal you away from her!" She wiped away a fake tear "I even overheard her say she was planning to ruin our wedding. You saw how she chased me out of our wedding rehearsal."
Shining Armour frowned with the memory "I can't believe she did that. I thought that she would be happy for me."
"Me too" Chrysalis sniffled, snuggling up to Shining Armour. And how in Equis did Twilight see through my disguise?
TWILIGHT FOUND OUT!!! PANIC!! HIT THE DAMN PANIC BUTTON!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF TWILIGHT KNOWS! I'VE GOT HER LOCKED UP AND OUT OF THE FRICKING PICTURE
Ohhh, well that's good, without her, the elements will be useless
NO **** SHERCLOP!
Language
"You know, we are alone, cuddling on the bed..." Shining Armour hinted. Chrysalis lazily waved away and distanced herself
"Not in the mood" She huffed before closing her eyes and trying to get to sleep, ignoring the bickering of Discord that floated just at the edge of her conciousness
Bells chimed off in the distance. Shining Armour stood in front of her with a lovesick smile covering his face. Chrysalis summoned all her nerve not too bolt right there and then. Guests stood watching her, dozens off them. Cadence knew all of them. Chrysalis would be lucky to name three of them. And all of them staring, some even pathetically crying with happiness. Just as long as there attention was focused on her and not the changelings beating on the shield. Her control over Shining Armour silenced out the flashes of warnings that he must surely be getting from the shield. Just then, The False Queen, her most hated enemy (right after Discord) started speaking.
"Mares and Gentlecolts...." The False Queen began her speech. Chrysalis shuffled nervously. Twilight would eventually find the exit, especially together with Cadence. Her mind controlled bridesmaids should be enough, they wouldn't dare risk hurting innocent ponies. Another obvious weakness.
On and on she droned. Going into great detail about 'The harmony between two ponies' and more complete rot. This will all be worth it. She promised herself. Over and over. The looks on their faces as Discord crashes in and takes them all out will make up for all that time listening and arguing with him She struggled to convince herself. It would take a long time for the psychological damage from having conversations with him to completely heal
Finally the sham of a wedding began to draw close to the conclusion, and by that she meant the part where all Tartarus would break loose and everypony here would be harvested for love. It just sends such a warm feeling through her.
Across from her Shining Armour stood slightly slack jawed with glowing green eyes with dark bags under them. HOW COULD THEY NOT SEE THAT! Ponies must be even stupider than she thought, All the pressure of the shield is slowly destroying him mentally, but that was completely unimportant to her
"Princess Cadence and Shining Armour," The False Queen closed her eyes with joy "it is my great pleasure to pronounce you-"
"STOP!" Cried that all to familiar irritating voice. Shining Armour was so out of it she doubted he even noticed her come in, despite everyone looking at her and mumbling
Chrysalis ground her teeth "Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother?" She demanded, stamping her hoof. Noticing that The False Queen glanced at her oddly and that no swarm had yet arrived to back her up she put a hoof to her face in mock sadness
She sobbed "Why does she have to ruin my special day?"
"Because it's not your special day!" Another stupid irritating voice cried out.
"It's mine!" Cadence glared at Chrysalis, ragged from her time in the caves. All the peasants began ohhing and ahhing in shock. As if nothing strange had ever happened before in their lives.
"What?" Chrysalis exclaimed "But how did you escape my bridesmaids?" She demanded
They looked to each other, smiling craftily. "I realised they were possessed from their green eyes-" HOW HAS NOPONY NOTICED SHINING ARMOUR'S GREEN EYES!?!?! "-and knew they would be in a fragile mental state, easily tricked, by chasing flowers like real bridesmaids."
Chrysalis snorted "Clever, but you're still too late."
The orange one spoke up "But ah don't understand, how can there be two of them?"
CAN'T ANYPONY THINK FOR THEMSELVES AROUND HERE!? WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED LIKE THERE'S AN AUDIENCE WATCHING!?
Cadence walked forward all high and mighty "She's a changeling. She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them."
She's ruining everything! Chrysalis's eyes and horns began unconsciously glowing green with rage
THAT'S IT! ENOUGH WITH THIS DRAMA! She released the magic that held her form together. Green flames formed a ring around her body before firing upwards. Her illusion burned away and she grew in size until Queen Chrysalis stood in all her glory before them.
At long last. She began chuckling evilly as the horror dawned on all their faces
"Right you are my Princess" Chrysalis spoke mockingly
Heheheheheh, it tickles
She raised a hoof up dramatically towards her "And as Queen of the Changelings it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!" She shoved her face into Cadence's, enjoying the anguish that showed up
Anytime now Discord
Not enough
Cadence jabbed a hoof forward her "They'll never get the chance! Shining Armour's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!" So hopelessly confident in her lover
She chuckled "Oh I doubt that." She said, turning to Shining Armour "Isn't that right dear?"
Completely under her control Shining Armour hummed and nodded his head
C'mon, c'mon
I told you, it's going to take a lot of nearby chaos to break me out, so far it's just some startled guests
Cadence tried to make a break for Shining Armour but Chrysalis saw her and stamped her hole-y foot down "Don't want to go back to the caves now do you?" She threatened with an extra green glow for good effect
Slight problem
Not now, I'm in the middle of a good victory speech
Have the changelings broken in yet?
No...
Well have fun with Celestia! I'm nowhere near getting out
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! She's attacking me!
What did you expect? A welcome party!? Fight back!
But there's no way I have enough power-
Not with that attitude you won't
I have no choice. I am the circle and the circle is me
It is good for concentration isn't it?
AND YOU REALLY AREN'T
Yes, let the hate flow through you
HA! I WON! SHINING ARMOUR MUST BE STALKER LEVEL CRAZY ABOUT CADENCE!
Careful, if Twilight's escaped then she and her meddling friends will get the elements of Harmony
Relax, my changelings will stop them, they should be breaking in any second
They had better hurry before Luna arrives, I don't think you could...never mind
Never mind what?
Never mind Luna, she's here
WHAT!?!?!
Well, at a guess I would say she is relying on Celestia to take you out while she secures me to stop me from breaking out in case chaos reaches too high levels
How can you even tell any of this?
Hmmm? Oh, right. Well she's using her magic to place my statue in a temporary bubble outside our universe. On the plus side, you won't be bothered by her! On the negative, you're on your own
Am I?
Ahh, I see the changelings have broken through
How can you tell if you're trapped in stone entering a different dimension?
Again, two way communication
STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
But you're just too amusing
IF THIS WASN'T GOING SO WELL AND I WASN'T ALREADY IN COMPLETE CONTROL I WOULD DESTROY YOU MYSELF! WHAT WAS THE POINT IN ME GIVING YOU ALL THAT POWER!?
Since I can't use it, no point whatsoever :D
WHAT IS THE POINT OF COLON THEN D?
HELLO?
You're gone aren't you? Well at least I shouldn't have to worry about Luna being too strong. This is just PERFECT!!! YOU'RE GONE AND ALL OF CANTERLOT IS UNDER MY CONTROL! TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS STAND ALONE AND HELPLESS AGAINST MY SWARM! CELESTIA LIES DEFEATED AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARDS IS UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL! TODAY HAS BEEN JUST PERFECT!!
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... This works.
|:D very works.
Let's see, prediction mode activate:
The mane six will blast their way to the elements of harmony, at one point Twilight even being used as a machine gun by pinkie, and will race back to stop chrysalis, but the elements will fail, forcing Cadence to convince Shining who he really loves and then use that love to send the changelings and chrysalis flying Team Rocket style.
Am I close yet?
What is this...I don't even...
Gummy will complete the death ray and not only stop Chrissy, but also use it to destroy Celestia and Luna, thus allowing Pinkie to become supreme ruler of Equis and Gummy to be her infallible executioner.
Meanwhile, Discord will float around in subspace with his split personality until the end of time. Because nopony will know he's there once Luna's gone.
He has learned the ancient art of vocalizing a smiley face. Truly he has mastered all that can be mastered.
Finally!!!
Yes. Unfortunately, everypony will think it's simply the magic of Shining and Cadance's love
Derp :P>
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And after the changelings are spread all across Equestria, stealing the love from all the ponies in it, Chrysalis becomes far more powerful than the Elements and the Princesses combined, becoming unchallenged ruler of Equestria?
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.
Discord, Sith Lord.
LOLFL ! Been waiting a long time for this chapter...and it was totally worth it !
Will Luna make it back in time to stop Chrysalis? --Nope.
Will Chrysalis succeed in her plan to takeover all of Equis? --Definitely not.
Will Discord ever get free (and get that damn chocolate milk he's been lusting after for so long)? --Kinda.
Will Gummy finish his death ray in time to stop Chrysalis? --wait...WHAT?!
Did somepony say... GUMMY?
3017711 Gummy is currently living in my wallet. I'm trying to find a way to send him back to Equestria.