//------------------------------// // D̦͓̞̠̟͙̬͊͛ͯ̓ͫ̚a͕̯ͬ̈́̍͊͡ṟ̵̟̰̬͂ͣͪͯͧk͇̹͇̝͉͉̺̍̋̽ͣ̍̌̀n͇̺̻̰̼̙̯͐̇ͫ̋̂e͓͍̟͔ͦͫͦͪͮ͛ͅş̤̝́ͩ̀̅ͨs͇͖̬̳̈̎ // Story: Discord is Bored // by TheLocoPony //------------------------------// W̸ͦH̶͙̭̻͛̾E̳̫͎͕̳̩̿̍R̝̙̪͑ͤ̃̈̓E̦̾̕ ̳̝̖̩͍͇̯̉̈́ͦͫͣ̚͜A̅̌͊ͬ̿͏͙̩̣̠̙̪͚M̰̼͍̘̮͕̈́̿̃ ͯ̅ͨ̌̎̋ͯ͡I̢͇̯͙̩ͅ?̮͙̳͉̤̜́ͭ͐͂ WHAT THE-? W̶͎̳̌͂̿̀ͣͪ̃H̟̻͔͂̔̈͋E̯̼̦͈ͩ̏̒̊ͫ͠R̘͇̝̤̰Ȇ̢͍̣͊ ̶͚̮͔͙͔̅̌͗ͨ̅̎I͓̩̩̱ͫ̀ͪS̙͎̬̹͠ ̧̲͉̤̖̠̖̊̋͌̂ͪ̈́̆T̹̦͕̜͉̲ͣ͋ͅH̑̎͑̊̿͋Ȇ͇͎͚̜͓ͅ ̭͕̀͆͝C̹͍͋ͧR͉͎̭̻̹̞ͅY̲̜̳̬ͣͤ̌͛ͥ͘S̢̍T̵͙̒͋͌̄̎Ä͇̭ͨͣ͗̉̈́L͇̞̠̤̭̓̏ͫ̕ ̢̣̹͔͓̥̟̈̂ͫH̢E̱ͤ̍ͮ̀͠A̺͚̣͉͍͑̅̽̇ͫ̃͠R̺̟̬̥̮̄ͭ̾̃ͭṰ̤̼ͬͫ͂̈ͧ̏?̲ WHO ARE YOU? H͈͖͇̳́ͦ̑̕O̾́͛ͧͩ̾̅W̛͕͕͈̋̾ͨ̆̉̇ͩ ̇̈̑͋D̙̱͔ͦͩͬͨͮ̚Ǎ̷̳̟͖̥͔͍̬̍̂ͬ̊̅͑R̨̬E̞̖ͯͅ ̿ͦ҉̗͍̩͕͓͚̰Y̫̝͙̺̥͎̖͌̉̑̓O̹̘͉ͫ̀͐͡U̅ͬ͒͌̔ ͈̬̜̋̄̃ͭ̓͘ͅS͚̤̱̗̫͔͗͜P͉̺͍ͥ͐̎Ê̿̎͊̓͏͕͙A̭̻̮̻̳̹͕̋͛͌̊͡Kͦ̐͆ͩͫ̇͜ ́̀̚T͔͋ͣO̞̥̯͚̯̿ͯ̆ ̺̜̙̹̞͎̗̈̔͋̄ͦͮ̎͢M̘̱̗̙̮̆̉ͫ͠E̼͈͔̞͔̯͇͗͑͐̆̎̀ ͕̹̦̦̩ͧͥT̤͂ͭ̊͒̿ͩ̐͡Ḧ̦͔͔̘̞̩̞́̅͐̃ͦ͠I̊̔̓̇ͤ̂̐S̛̝̽ͮ̓ ̡̥̪̐̅ͅW͇̙̫͗̊̕A̝̘Ỵ͎̹̔̐͆̊̑̆ͣ,̞̹̣̰͓̯̱̒̈́ͥ̃ͫ̔̉ ̤̙̗͆͗̑ͣ̄̈́P̛̙̞͎̥̱̍̆̊͊̇E͉͒ͮͩ͗̍͊Ā̵̗͛̌ͬS̪̟̪̣̹̠ͫ̏̆̅̓͋͑ͅA̾ͪͭ́ͦͪ҉͈̟͉͇̰͎N̙̳̈́T̨͚͚̜͋!̪̪͆͐̈́ͮ͝ ̼̰̪ͣ̃̀̚T̢̯͕̘͍̙̞̭͊̚Eͫ̒̎̂҉L̮̗̟̳̮͎ͤ̈́̄L̩̻̅̃ ͉̥͖̳̇M̘͙ͦE͉̗ ͩͪ͏̭W̘̠̦̟̭͉ͨ̽͛ͭH̗̟͓̐̅O͓̹̪̼̞̗͔̍̀̈́̐͛ ̹͎̻̭͍͝Ŷ̮̟̼ͭ͡Ö̠͚̝̝̭̠́̀Ű͎̹̿̐͐́̓̚͠ ̦͓̻͓̹̍ͩÂ̠̪̰̦̰͈̾͢R̓ͦ͞E̖̝ͥͥ̀͠ ̖͍͇̪̒ͣ̽̇̃ͦT͙̬̖͉̭̺̙͠Ḥ͍̫͋͋̋ͧI̔̃ͫ̔̌̑̈S̰͔͕̕ ̴̺̙̜͋͌̈́I͔͠N̷̝̐ͬ̑̉̈Š͔̀̀ͬ͌̚Tͯ̂͋̑ͨA̷͕͇̖ͦ̿N͙̫͚͉͉͂̔̌T̮!̘͉̂͌ I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. R̹̜̙͕̬̤ͪ̾e̷̺͕̰̠̹̐ͧͅä̩ͨͩ̄̓ͦ͘l̷̘̯̤̣̬̯͕̀̿̏̌l̼ͦ̅͊̈́ͯ͘y͈͎̲͈̦̤ͩ̇̉.͉̻ͬ͑̃͛̕ People know me. W̗̥e̋̈́ͯ͗̄l̜̠͒̐̅́̈́l͗̑̑ͧͫ̒̀,̷̤͎͈̜̪̝̞́ ͓̦ͧ̍̂ͭ̅Ĩ̺̅̐ͪ̐'̶̲͈mͥ̄͐͐̒͏ ̨̟͙̥̼̝̆̾v̗̻͈̪̓̋ͅe̵̤̤̲͕̯̳r̦̖͉̜̹̫ͩ̊ͨ̉ỵ͎̳̲̤̝̮ͮ́ ̓ͯ̈́͊̀̂͛h̗̦̼͔͔̃̿̌̓ͅa̺̞̮̗͓̫̽͆͂̈́̓p̢̫̳̜̽̉p̲̼̹̬̰̻ͬ̅̀̊͢y̥̽̋̓ͫ͑̏ ̣̘̟f͇̥͙̜̮̭̒̑̇͌̌o̍̊ͬ̋͗r͊͑̓̽̈҉ ̭̺̖̭̗̣͌̊̇ͦy̗͙͚̬̺̹͈͛͐ͫ̿ͧo͔̜̟̤̬u̡̦͈̣͔͍͓̝̍ͪ̋ͤͮ̉, ̱͎̦͎̽̾ͥ͢Ṉ̹̣͇̂͒ͨͮ̒̀̽Õͤ̎ͯ͊W̷̠̳̗͇̉̀͑̅ ͚̫͈͊̏̽A̸̞͍̩̣̩͋͒ͭ̈́͛N̓ͧ̈́̏̒ͯͨ͘S͔̰W̱̞̜̋E̦͈͇͔͆͗̔͒͟R̕ ̯̼̠̪̲͚̗͆ͭ̕T̝͕̥ͪ̉H̰̦̫͎̟͑̾Ȇ̱̫ͧ́̐̚ ͕͇̖̻͖̪̻̍̎̔͗̉D̜̓̓ͧ̕ͅA̞̘̜ͯͥ̾̑̄͞M̳̪̃Ņ̱̲͓ ͤ̔̊ͧ̾͌Q̪͉͖̫̥͖̄̅̃̓̈̒̋Ú̢̥̫̺͈͂̋́̀Eͮ͊̒ͤS͈̹̦̽̇͂T̟̱̭̺̓Iͧ͆̅ͨ̆̓҉͍͍̻̟͖̯Ọ͕̺͇͖͓͓̓̍̄̑̊̑N̥̣ ͕͓̓ͨ̏͋͊̎̒P̻͇͓̻̮̺̐ͥUͭN̨͖̮̟̂͛̅̔͂Y̝̣̎ ̦̥̥̳̖̔̂ͮͯ͗̓̓S̛̮̘̻̼̬̪͈ͣͬ̔̈́̍̚Ḷ̯̗̯̹̠ͨ̇̾ͣͦͩ̒ͅÄ̲̭̞́ͪ̔V̶͂ͦ̈́̊̄ͯE̪̱͍̪̱̒ͯ͐͑̋̆̚!̭̯̘̻̰͎̌ I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Ō̫ͧͧ̃͐͝N̖̙L̩͊̏ͨ̋͊̏Y͊̒̃͘ ͚̮̖̮ͨͦ̀ͬͭǑ̑͊̓́N̯̪͈͙̪͕̽̉ͭͬ̋̀̒Ĕ̝̣̜̬̩͂͛ͨ̈ͭ ͎̔P̠̪̖̘̣̝̬ͨ͘Ḛ̱̙̦̫̄̕Ř̙̀͂̓S̝̪̐̆̾ͅO̲͓͠Nͧ ͛̊ͩͬ͐H̐̉̅̓̇ͣͪ͏̩̫̗̹̜̰A͑͂̓͒S̯̈́ͫ̐ͯ͗ ̵̖̙͉̫͕̥̀͐E͕̫̒́V̶̖̎̾ͦ͆̀̚Ȩ͕̮̰̼͕̼͑R͎̐̂ ̺̖ͪBͯ̍ͫͯE͇͍͈̋͌̇ͫ̐E̸̼̲͕̓N͍̭̤͖̣ͫ ͍̗̥̜̿̉̐Ṫ̮̬͒ͤͫ͊͒Ḧ̟̣͙̘͕I̪͐̊ͨ̂ͣ̒S̙̯̩̺̺̋ͫ̃ ̠̘̼͙̠̟͔̽̄ͦǏ͇̎̏͋́̒N̻̬͔͙͖͍̥̆̍ͯ͝S̖͍̳̠̭̳ͮ͘U̠̺͖͎͉̮͂͠ͅF̠̱̱̪͙͋̓ͭͯ̀̀ͅF͎͈͐͞Eͮ͂͒̅̅͏̟̟̤͎R̨͖̫̱̿̅́̄̄̇A͛̓B̨̠̪̞͎͋ͣ́͋L̝̏̓͠E̶̩̫̅ͪ̌.͈͔̫̪̾͌ͅͅ.͍̩͈̟ͣ̆̓ͥͬ͋ͅ.̡̹̹̐̔͊̄ͨͦ̀ Hey Somby! D̘̗͉͒ͮ̈́ͩ̌̍͐̀Į̠͖̗͇ͨ̔ͧ̿́̆͐S̆Cͦ̋ͯͣ̾̚Ỏ̭͖͙̘̐R̝͇̐̽ͥD̼ͪ́ ̠̫̟̞̗ͣ̄ͬ͗̀͗͊Yͪ̓̾͋͌̕O͍ͫ̈̑ͤ͐̿̀̚U̷̫̤̫͍̦̜̾ͦ͗̇̔̅-̢̜͚̟̙̍̇ This next bit was so disturbingly violent that it cannot be continued in polite company. To make up for it, look at these puppies Wow, it's going to take more than puppies for that bit, have some kittens as well AND THEN I'LL USE YOUR HORN AS A BACK-SCRATCHER FOR ALL ETERNITY! N̻̤̯͔͓͆͊ͨͯ͐̽̄O̟̜͎͊̏̋ͫ̋ͤ͟T̖͕͔͔͛̈́͛̏̌͠ͅ ̺̜̔ͯ͐ͤB͇̐ͪ̽̆̽̉É͈̥͖̱̝̎͑ͬ̀̔F͖̞̫̣͚̩͖̑ͨͧ̃ͨ̃̆͝Ó̖̲̻͔̻̱͊̋̚R͖̄ͯ̑̄̾̓E̝͔͈͓̭̠̎̅ ̂̀I̼̠͍ͩ ͕͚͈̊T̫̺̒̆Ȅ̖̤̽͐A̸̫͍̹̾͐̏ͯ̇R͍͔̖͖̳ͩͩ̀ ̓̓͌͗̓̚͏̭O̜̼͍̻͙̔ͩ͛͠F͇̩̩̏̊͋̽͘F̨͙͓̞̺̝̻ ̷͔̹̱͖̬̩̦ͨ̇ͯY̵̥̐̇ͫO̤̗̘̦͕̕ͅȔ̳̲͍̺̞̺̭͡R̢̮̖ͪ̒͊ͪ ̬͘W̦̹̻̰̏ͤ͊̚͟I͔͈̻͒̑̂̈ͪN̈͑͌̇̑G͖̘̺ͅS̹͆ͬ̐̚͜ ̴̜̯̬̪͓̏̆̓ͦ͂̑ͅͅ Ladies, ladies! Please! Let's not have a cat fight No no, it's fine Come on! We're both in the same boat, let bygones be bygones Y̥͓̫͓͓̩̗͗́O̲̞̮͉U̻̖̰͕͊̔͌ͨ̊̒ͅ ͓̞͉͉̲̙ͯ͌H̺̮̬̻̒̈́̒A̝̘̲̾̋̚R̠͇̮̱̣A̡̠̩͓̯̟͕̮ͥͯ͗S͓͉͒ͮ̌Sͣ͘Ē̮͙̘ͧ́D̪̤͕̮̯̙͕̽̓͐ͫ͢ ̉̑̇M͎͓̣̰ͫ͌͒͋̚Y̩̪͎̻͂͠ ͚͉͕̻͔̠K̥͍̓ͮ̈́͋͠I̦͎͉̅N̆̏́̓ͥ́҉̺̼̰̥G̢̞̝̞̖͙͇͒͛̾͆̈ͪD͙͌̓O̙̱̯̼̮̫͚̚͝M̝̩͖̝̠͇̳̒ͦͩ ̠̜̀͑̆͌͛̕F͈̹͠Ō̩̟͚͚̼͇̝͐ͮR̂̾ͬ̌̏͋͏ ͈̙͎̬̗̲͊͐̔͠Y̭͙ͫ́͗͌ͥ̕E̜̼̊̌̾̋A̺̠̗̭̪̬ͨ͊R͚̜͈̠̞ͪͅS͓̹̬͍ͧ̏ͣ̚ Don't take it so personally, I've done it to everyone Yes, you should join us, with your dark magic we will be unstoppable .̴̤͊ͧ̾̐͗̄.̗̭̮̝̟͙̊̎ͫͨ̌.̠͇ W̯͙̣͇̳H̩̞́ͮͪͤ̈́Ọ̰̤͚̏ͤͮ ̛̑̀͗ͩAͥͦ̓́͆R͌͜E̸͖̙̠̠͖̮ͬ ̔ͧ͠Y̸͓ͫ̆̋̌ͣO͙̣̺͖̭̘͈͂ͦ̆͊Ǘ̱̫͔͎ͫͩ̋?͔̞̲̹̯͡ I am Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings .̴̤͊ͧ̾̐͗̄.̗̭̮̝̟͙̊̎ͫͨ̌.̠͇ T̴̲̬ͧͪͤ̋ͥͪH̪̻̙̳̝ͮͩE͏ ̴̖̗͕͊̽̅̇ͨW̡̜̫̤͖̓̍ͭͦḢ͙͔̝̤͐ͦ̿͌͡A͇̯͕̫̼̽̊T͉̠͇̊ͭ̑̋̓̒?̢̳͔̬̭̟̝̿ͪ̄̂ Aww poor Chrissy! Your crush doesn't even know what you are SHUT UP SALLY! I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM! I- uh, I mean, hi Sombra... T̑ͬH̰͗ͩ̿ͦ̆I̩̪̜͊̂͆́̄̀ͅS͚̲̆ͪͩ̓ͬͮ̊ ̃ͯ̅ͧS͎̼̪̝̑͗ͩ̊̎̔͒͡H̙͓̰̳͙̮̅̀Ȧ͐ͤͨ͏̰L̴͉̲̺͎͔̖͇̔ͦ͒͗̈́̔͒L̯̙͉͒̌͝ ̥̗̻̙̑̋O̲͕͖̻ͩͫ̄́ͅN͓̪͜LY̯̝͎ͬ͐̾̓̒ ̰͓̩̠̩̔̏̑̑̊ͩ̄E̘̗ͭ̊ͦͧ̿Ṅ̝̦̪͚͇͇ͨ͐̔́̀D͓̖ ̺̙̺̲͍̙̝ͫ̿̄̕Ị̵̠͓̮͉ͪ̚Nͩ̏ ̬̣̈͆ͧ́ͮ̊̅͜Ḓ̵̤̞̗͂̔̌̐̈͌̍ͅI̶͖S͙͖͓̬̟̆AͧͯS͇̫̠͓̥̜̥͝T̫̱̂̿ͣ̔͆O̝̖̭̙̫͖̰̐ͧ̊̎ͥ̾̅̀R̼͙͖̘̲ͦ̊ͯ̍ͯ͒͝ No! With my army, your dark magic, and Discords....um.... Wit? No, I was going say raw power H̵̗͓̫̯ͥ̾̓ͪͬM̱̱͉̗͕̏̔͛̑̑ͅM̨͔̟̉ͩ,̴͖̠̤͖͍ ̳̞̝̹̝͎̗̌̈̀̀͘Y̷͚̖̘͓ͧ̉ͯ̀͂̊̉É͙̺̻ͭ͊ͯ̋S͇̝̆ͨͯ͛̇ͩͅ.̡͑̈́ͣ͌͋ ͉U͉̗͓̦̫̼̰͊͐̓Ș̺̹͚ͯ͐̐̍ͦ̔I͇̹̭͇̫͈͌̓ͦ̓͘N̰̭̓̊ͪͩͬͩ̂G͘ ͔̖̩̙̞̍ͩ̄̎Ḩ̯ͬͤ̎ͅI̹͚̗̮̞̫̓̆ͫ̌̽S̸͓̪̫̮̱ͦ̓ͭ͐ͣ̍ͅ ̟͚̣̈́C͖͑̂̄̽̋̔ͪḪ̡͈̙̗͕̞̋̃̄ͮ̅A̺͈͙̻̺͆͐Ȍ̴̫̩̹̘͇̜ͪS̷̼̯̱̘̞̜̠ͯ̇͂ͥ̌̃ ̏̒ͧ҉͙̗̙̠̹͈̦Aͫ̄̋҉̜N̥̗̦̰̯̿̏̂ͭ͊̑D̸̮͔͎͍̩̝ͨͅ ̩͙͎͚̤͎̉ͨͧͫR̜͎͔͌̓̑ͩͪ̉̀Ǎ̬̳͇̩͗̌̃̔ͬͤW̗̱͉͚̣͍ͫ͌̈̀̊̈́ͅ ͆ͪ̀P̵̙͔̪͕̯̖͍̅͐̓̒̍̚Ò̹̹W̡̬̻͕͔̌̌́̉͛E̷̗̲̮̟̟̦ͦͥͭR̡̜̯̫̻̻͐ͦͅ ̘̜̔͞Ḭ͖͔ ̞̠̋̐̄C̣͎͖̞͕̞̮ͨ̃ͯ͂͘Ó̸̻̬̳̎̈̄͆̾ͩU͓̙͖̜̎̿ͨ̒͂͒L͍̥̯͂̌̋̕D̺͊ͬ ̗̮ͬ͝C̞̥̣͎͎̫̙͐͋O̤̭̒ͅN̯͈̹̪̩̆ͤQ̳͍̘̘̪͇͖̄ͩ̊ͫ̓́̾́Ů̥̤̳̹̮͖͙͂̒ͣ̆͝E̡͇̜ͮŔ̥̝̤̤ͪ ̲̭̹͌ͣ̅͊́T̷̼͔̈̓͗̎̄H̨͕̱̹͚̖̺̔ͩ̑̚Ė̘͇̘̬̦̎̽ͯ̋ ̸͚̺̻̒̌̚W͈̠̰̯͎͎̹̆ͦ̐ͬ̚ǪR̲͓̝͕̮̃͊͑̈́ͤL̘̼̪͚̎ͭ͆ͩD̵͎̯̲̯̘̰̖ͤͯ̇ͤ̈͆,̴͙͊ͦ ͖͉̙ͬͬ̈́͂̄ͣ̚U̲͈͆̈̏S͔̟̻̘̰̟̐̏ͧ̑͛I̥͓̙̺̺̫͊̿̿͊͌̆N̞̿G̵̦͇̫̎̋ ̡͈̘T̴̪̣̑ͣ̈̓Ḧ̛̪̙̗̙̳ͣ̂̌ͮ͒ͅE͈̪̼̿͠ ̳̻͓̽͊̄̀ͥͤ̅C͙̪͉̤̪̪ͯ̒ͅṞ̬̬͔ͩͬͫ͌̿̅̆̕Y̾ͣ̽͊̊̂S̘ͮͣͭ̚̚T̤̘͎͍̺͡A͉̫͚̼̋̓ͨ̽̀L̯̬͔̪͚͢ ͭ͏͙̩͚Ẽ̵͇͓̖͎̿̎̆͊ͥM͔͈̤͝P̹̘̗̱̭̞̒͗̿ͣI͑͛́Ȓ̛͈͇̖̻͈͙Ę͔̗̻ ̝͇ͮ̾ͨͬ͌ͩͮ͞T͇͍̏Ǫ̂͂͋ͪͮ͐ ̷̠͇̪̱̤̠͉ͨ̃Sͮ̒ͪͫ̔͏P̅̽ͨ̂̍̌ͭ͏̰͚̩͎Ȓ̭̱͈̀E̶͎͇̩ͥẠ̳͚̰͚͙̉͛̎̈́̋͘D̩̑͂ ̤̣̘̻͑̇̇̂͂̏ͮM̡̂̉̂Y̠̰̪̝ ̫̠ͧ̈́̎͗̆D͑̽ͨ͆̆̿҉̥̼̠̥̟A̶R̛̲̺̥̫̫̻͛̒ͭK̝̥ ̵̣̲̯̓I͍̩̬̖͂ͬ̕Ṅ͙͉͇̣͍ͫ͒̇̃͞Ḟ̡̌̇͆ͤ͂L̸ͣ̃Ű̟̫̞͈̳̱ͧ̆Ę͉̩̣̠ͪͣͣN̵̟͖͙C̵̯̲͖̲̝̠̊̂̓ͤ͐ͅE҉ ̵ͨ͛̄̑A̩̯̹̤ͮ͆̔N̛̗̗͎̐D̝͇̫̔͐̇͗ͥͅ ̢̱͈̻̯̯̥̽͗M̶̗͖͎̻̔̎A̡͕ͣ͆̊̎K̩̩̂͊ͥ͗̀͗̉͞E̵̞̱͓͕̻ͣͫ̋̈́͑ ͖̼͕̩̝̠̣́̈́͛E̙͐͋V͇̣̬̯̪͚ͯ̇͌̉ͧͥͅE͓̹͉̹̠̭͇ͧ͊̋̈̌ͩ́R͆̍̍ͅY̨̠͓̪̐ͅO̬͕͍̻̣̕N͖͖ͫ͊̔ͧE̡̹͚͒͆ͅ ̯͕̩̮̝͊̈M͉͓͍͓̬̎̌̉̍̈́Y̻̺̐ ̢̳̐ͭ̐̿S̶̒ͪͥ͋̋̚̚L͉̓́̍̐͌̚͞A̹̘̳̭͉ͅV̴̯̖̻͓̓̋͋ͫ̏͗̚E͈͇ͪ̈́ͫͣͮ̽ You will need a queen B̰̝̤͓̀A̷̩͚̲͇͈̹̅H̭̭̽̀!̟̮͍̜̘ ̱̾ͭ̔͐̀ͬ̽Ȋ̓̂̉̿ͅ ͎̝̰̜͍̖̘ͤ͌̈̌͒ͥN̲̪ͥ͠E̹̭͚̲͔E̙̬͍̎ͨD̟̠̳̮̪̯̽ͤ̂͛̃̈ͪ ̪̺͙N̪̼ͯ̏̐ͯO̼̭̫͉̠̝̔͊̾̚ ̢̘͎͚̠̖̻̔ ̃W͓͈̪̲̌ͫͬͭͬ̋̔Ę̼̘̪̣̪̹̔ͣ̇͋͑ͮ͛A̛̽K̲̫̠͕̞ͪ̏̂ͪ͐͡,̷̻͚̩̈́͒͐͋̀ͤ ̗̜̼ͪ͂ͯͧ͗͌͢W̿ͬ͊̓̒̎H̢̞̯̼̰̺̳̥̐͂͌̍I̴̞͍̯̟͙N̵͈̮̞Y̝̟̟̠̽̽̌̂ͦ ̃ ̳͚̮̮̯͉ͧ̈̿̏̾͛ͤẄ͍̝ͭ͟O̎͑ͣ́̉ͥͣͅM͇̘̗̖͕̺̩ͣͬ̈́͢A͓͗ͪN̸ͫ̎ͯ̉̿ͣ ̢̗̮̬̙̱̤͊̂͛T͉̳͍̭̯͇̃E̵͉̫̤͇̖͖͖ͪͯͤ̽ͪL̠̻L̻͉̄̋̔̔̃I̮͎͆̓̊̂͆N̝̞̬̝ͪ͊͒͠Ǵ͍̙ ̭̰̹̹M̭͉̘̽E̵̥̰̣͙͑̃ ̝̥̦͈̩͈̰̋̐͗͂Wͥ͂͏͓̝̪̠͚̬ͅH̭͚̫̃̾͡A͍̜͉͑͒̂̔ͫ̀T̷̹̮͉̯̳̆ ͓ͨ̑̑͢T̠͍̠̿͆̿̚O̪̝̞͙͕̮̻͐̎̄̋͌̂ ̝̞̪͕͎̘͍D͙͔̭̰͍ͬ̏ͭͅÓ͚͉͕͋ͯ͟!̧̼̞̏͐ͭ Excuse me! Oh no What did you just say!? Now he's done it NOW YOU LISTEN HERE- UNDERSTAND!?!?! Y̤̺̙̅̄̀̄Ě̗̙́S̶̜͌̒ͮ̌ ͤ͗ͮ͠M̳̤̬͍͙͝Ī̻̲̪͙̲͍͚͊S͎S̩̣̮͈̪̏̅͡ͅ ͉͔͚̻̀̔͂͒̿ͅD̻̻̼͇͇͍͑͋̇̅̾̚͟I̲ͥ̽̿́ͦ͟Sͨ̇̎̈́͐C̙͒̂̓̐͛̇O͉͑̋̌̈̔̀R̹̟͈͓͍͇̄D̢̲̙̞͍ͬ NOW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE CHRYSSY OUT TO A NICE SEA FOOD DINNER, AND YOU WILL CALL HER BACK. UNDERSTAND!? Y̤̺̙̅̄̀̄Ě̗̙́S̶̜͌̒ͮ̌ ͤ͗ͮ͠M̳̤̬͍͙͝Ī̻̲̪͙̲͍͚͊S͎S̩̣̮͈̪̏̅͡ͅ ͉͔͚̻̀̔͂͒̿ͅD̻̻̼͇͇͍͑͋̇̅̾̚͟I̲ͥ̽̿́ͦ͟Sͨ̇̎̈́͐C̙͒̂̓̐͛̇O͉͑̋̌̈̔̀R̹̟͈͓͍͇̄D̢̲̙̞͍ͬ Good! Now we will try to not eavesdrop while you two talk through our mind while Chryssy eats dinner as the rest of us are just disembodied voices Sounds like the worst date ever, of all time, in the history of dates Shut up you! Eep V̻̳̟̱̼̥̅ͣẼ̼͙͖̱̣̐R҉͇Y̵͓̹͇̩̹̿̈͛̔͊̚ ̬̰̪̌̋̍ͥͬͭW̧͇̹̫̩͊̿ͥ́̓͂E̹̙̦̘̤̾͒ͣ̃̉L͔̦̙̟̭̮̭ͫ̽̓̊̋L̶̟̟̩̮̻,̧̥̲̙̫ͫͦ ͈͒ͨC̢̟͛͛ͨ̈̌HͅR̈́ͥ҉̗̲Y͍͍̪̩͐ͯͣSͩ̍̉͏͇̣͉͔A̷͂̏Ļ͓̱̗̠ͨ͆́İ̄S͈͉̦̳͈̞̽͒͆͡,̑̑͒ͥ̓̾͐҉͔̗̟̭ ̷̦͎̫̮̫̳̗̐̔̂ͧ̂̓T̸ͭͤͭͤ͂͑E̦͑̑ͅL̴̂ͦ̍̈ͤ̋ͫĽ͍̖̩̙̈́̒ͦ̐̀ ͚͍M̛͖͙̖̗͕͔ͩͨ̐͛̃ͫẼ̗̜̹̮̇̐̍̎͑ ͗̊̈̓̊OF̪̫̱̮̫̙́̋͠ ͏̙̘͎̤͍̪H̷͈̮̟͔͑ͮ́Ŏ͓͖̘̏ͥ̽W̤͍̻̮̗̙̒ͧͪ̓̊ͅ ͔̱ͨ̾ͭ̉Y͈̬̪͎ͫ̊Ṑ̥̤̰̮̞́U̢̻͖̲̠̲ͭ̋R̚͝ ͚́͑ͤ̏̇̏͝D̢̤̥̹A̒̄̚͡Y̮̣̭͔̘͛͊ͅ ́͆ͩ̈̅Wͧ̋ͮAͣ͏̠̪͓S͐̔ (Psst, Sally....thanks) (No problem!) Well, this morning Drone #3 woke me up by spilling hot tea all over me! We're hiding under a Zebra village at the moment and you know how much they love their herbal drinks... Congratulations Sally my dear girl Sally=best shipper This should bring Sombra around to join us, all together we will be unstoppable Until we stab them both in the back, huzzah! Huzzah! Can I keep Chryssy as a pet? Of course YAY!