Discord, if you die, do one of your personas take over, or do they all die as well? That is, if you can die.
Depends, If my body dies. The everyone will die. My brain would shut down and so would all of my mind. Of course, that is absolutely impossible as I am far too powerful and awesome to die. However, if I was to die or be defeated in my mind, then Bob would probably take over as Sub would die with me. That's usually enough incentive for no one to try and mentally attack me. Even Lu-Lu would never dare attack me in my dreams
Wait...WHAT!?!!?
Damn...that's ruled out then
Sorry, what did you say, I missed that
Nothing, nothing. Not planning a plan B to get rid of you
Oh, good then!
Dear Discord, are you Q, or something else entirely?
I am not a letter, I am a free Draconequus! What is a Q anyway? Some kind of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being in space that meets a crew on a spaceship named Enterprise?
That was strangely specific
That means nothing!
Yes, now I know the meaning of... wait a moment!
DISCORD! 42 IS NOT THE MEANING OF LIFE, IT'S ONLY THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING! I DEMAND THE TRUE MEANING NOW! DO NOT MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY CROWBAR!!!
Oh you poor simple mortals. 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The meaning of life falls into that category. So 42 answers that question, along with all other important questions. You're just not asking the question right. And what do you think a crowbar would do against me anyway?
Discord, why not just enchant a boot to be both be indestructible and continuously kick either Bob or Steve in various body parts when they get on your nerves. Boots to the head/shin/tailbone/anywhere always work for me, so why wouldn't they work for you?
Well, it's not that simple. They are different personalities inside my head. I can't have a boot kicking my head all day. And if it's in my mind kicking them, then they will have the power to stop it. I know, feel my pain
Suck it up
I WILL BURN ALL BOOTS WHO ASSAULT ME!
Q1: To Bob- If You Took Control Of Discord And Broke Free, Whot Would You Do First?
Q2: Discord- Why Chocolate Milk, Why Not... Um.. I Don't Know... Bacon Soda?
1. ANNIHILATE CANTERLOT! BRUTALLY MURDER CELESTIA AND LUNA! DESTROY THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! KILL ALL THE ELEMENT BEARERS, EXCEPT MAYBE PINKIE!
Seriously, what were you expecting? 'Oh, well if I got free I would build a orphanage' Nope. Bob takes them down for a living, often with flames...
2. Bacon Soda!? You want me to drink a sentient being? What is wrong you carnivorous monsters! Besides, chocolate milk is delicious, and smooth, and the best in every single way!
What is the capital of Assyria your favorite color?
Other than Bob, who or what do you consider to be the most annoying being in the universe?
What was that? Your voice kind of disappeared in the middle. Anyway, I've already said what my favorite colour is, Hooloovoo, a hyper intelligent shade of blue. As for annoying, Steve
Steve
STEVE!
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Bah, you people are all just jealous of my greatness!
Discord, what did you think of the storyThe Keepers Of Discord??
Sniff...I would never be like that. That is so unrealistic, I would never give up...on chaos like that
Are you crying?
NO! I'm not..WHY SUNNY MEADOWS!!?? Celestia couldn't care less about me!
What about Luna visiting you?
BUT SUNNY MEADOWS!!!!!!!!
No spoilers
So Discord. May ask what definition of chaos are you operating under?
We humans are quiet mad, chaotic even but we still embrace order.
Let me explain it as best as I know.
There are four parts to existence.
Harmony: The state of two or more systems operating as one
Disharmony The state of two or more systems functioning to counter one another
Chaos: The state of no over all pattern in the systems.
Order:The state of two or more systems operating in a pattern one way or the other.
Now we humans hate Disharmony. We are beings of Order and chaos. Though sometimes we use harmony or disharmony but not consistently.
Ponies use Harmony and order. Though they vary from that a bit on the disharmony it is rare.
Now you Discord You do come in and upset the established order. You set out and counter everything to each other. You break friendships and minds. You turn ponies against one another. You break all the laws of physics.
You turn the systems against each other.
If you were trying to make chaos you would sometimes make things more ordered while at other times breaking it apart. You would seek to remove any continues Harmony or Disharmony in both relation to each other and the overall pattern. Not even making them repeating. Sometimes letting one have the advantage in one area while in another the other does.
What I'm trying to say is that you got your title wrong as things are. You should be called the lord of Disharmony.....unless you have been suppressing some part of yourself or have forgotten it.
Well that's a detailed analyse on chaos
You don't say
Well, I go by many names such as Lord of Disharmony. The point is that the pony society is one of order, therefore chaos is the dominant opposite and seen as causing disharmony. Primarily I am a spirit of chaos however, so in a chaotic world I could even be seen as .being in harmony. It is simply a misconception that I am fully disharmonious. No, my title is not wrong. I am a God/spirit of chaos. Not necessarily of disharmony. For example in war in your world, violence is everywhere. It would actually be disharmonious if the soldiers suddenly called for peace. The opposite of chaos. Therefore I could be called harmonious on Earth at certain points. It's all a matter of perspective.
You are a lot more intelligent than you let on, aren't you?
I was the one who came up with all of that
Well, maybe. But you are me, so technically, it's still mine
To Discord/Chrysalis:
What is love?
-Signia
Food?
A complete and utter mystery
Liar, you know what love is. I can smell it
Well, maybe...Screwball
Yum
Stop eating my care for Screwball!
Tell us more
No, just for that I'm not saying nothing
That's a double negative-
Next question!
1. What's your social security, Discord?
2. What kind of cereal do you eat on an imprisoned morning?
3. Define Normal, if you can.
4. Define Chaos, if you can.
5. Ever heard of a paradox?
6. True or false: This statement is false?
1. No idea, I just make it up every time
2. Do you not get the concept of my entire body being frozen? I get to eat Nothing! Every morning, lunchtime and dinner.
3. Chaos
4. Normal
5. No
6. Um......true...I'm going to go with true. Huh, that was easy. I may have heard that one before
It's a paradox, there is no answer!
False, I'm saying false
Now, my question (Which I'm not entirely sure if you've answered already, sorry.) is: In the time that Queen Chrysalis has been in your head, have you thought of any ways to turn against her when she lets you out? And if so, what are they?
Oh yes Discord, please tell us these plans.
...nope, the thought never crossed my mind. I have never come up with a plan for getting rid of Chrysalis
Liar. I heard your idea about using Sub to get around the oath you swore to me
TARTARUS DAMN IT!
It was worth a try at least.
I'll have you swear later, insolent fool!
eek!!
Hey discord do you like The Princess Bride, if not well that's inconceivable!
My name is Discord, you put me in stone. Prepare to die
HE HAD FINALLY STOPPED SAYING THAT AFTER ABOUT 17 HOURS NON STOP! WHY DO YOU TEST ME PESKY MORTAL!
My name is Discord, you put me in stone. Prepare to die
STOP IT!!!
How did you get turned in stone the first time ? Why were you in a singing pose?
STEVE!
Teehee
This may have been before my mind shattered into multiple personalities but it was still STEVE'S FAULT! There I was, so high and mighty, not quite realising the power of the elements Celestia and Luna wore.
Go on. This is my favorite bit
...I struck a pose for them and began singing! I was so self confident I allowed them a free hit! That's why as soon as I got out the second time I made sure to get rid of the Elements and incapacitate the element bearers before mass chaos. I even began to allow Steve more freedom, WHICH LEAD TO MY SECOND DOWNFALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
I can begin to see the overflowing resentment for Steve making more and more sense with each day
Discord, if you were forced to be in a form other than a Draconaquus, what would you want to be? No matter what form you take you still have your chaos powers.
While I do of course cherish my amazing looks, I actually care very little about my form. No matter what I would look legend - wait for, and I hope your not lactose intolerant because - dary! Probably a dragon. they're pretty cool. Or maybe a Alicorn. I am part pony don't forget, and while they may be weak, I would not be
I have a question for the female personality. what's it like being a girl in a mans body? and what sort of things would you do if you somehow managed to get control of the body? and which personality do you think is cuter?
Surprisingly okay. Except I tend to get a little violent more often than is probably normal. While we disagree on important details such as proper hair care I get along quite well with Discord and the other personalities. They are all complete gentlebeings, sometimes Discord will even let me mess with ponies! (while we were free of course) If I got control, the first thing would be to sort out these nails!! I mean have you seen the state they're in!?! I would go for a complete makeover!
OH ELDER GODS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill Bob, I'm only messing (I'm really not, these are in need of a professional manicure). Ohhh, boys! WHat do you think Chrissy?
I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it,
You're no fun. Anyway, I would say Discord, I mean he is the man in power.
Leave off
C'mon Disky. I want a new jetsky!
That's her secret agenda right there.
Heehee, love you too
Urgghh
Also, serious question: I'm currently working on a little project that may feasibly disable the magical aptitude of godly/trans-dimensional beings. Were I to get this up and running and vanquish all lords known and unknown on this plane of existence, would you consider becoming their successor of sorts? I'd gladly give up the weapon after its purpose has been served, as well as any memories I may have pertaining to it so nobody would be able to usurp you as I did the others, especially when this realm lacks those elements that seem to be your only weakness.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Besides, wouldn't this affect me as well? I am effectively a God. And what do you mean by successor? As in do what they do? Noooo, CHAOS ALL ROUND!
This sounds incredibly useful. Give it to us, and you will be handsomely rewarded.
It's a trap! She only wants to use it to take over the world and get rid of me! That's completely different to what I want to do. Maybe. Shut up.