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// Questions and Answers 8 
// Story: Discord is Bored 
// by TheLocoPony 
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Midnight Loki

Discord when did you first realise you were insane and when did your first split personality form?

I'm insane?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me!? As for Bob, I kinda lost myself in rage for the first fifty years or so. Sometime then I realised there was another voice. Celly was a bit busy at the time to bother me.


Y̼̩̯͔ͦ̓̄OU̅̿̑͏͖̟̩̻ ̣̲̤̫̈́̆̊ͅM̯͓̼E͉̪͖̯ͣ̎ͫ͡ͅȦ͇̣̯̼̘̳N̶̞̻̱̪̓͊͑̆ ̄̓̋̅̐͢N̬̻ͥ̇̾ͮ̈I̛̟̙̤̒G͚̃̓̾ͥH̥͔͎̣̹̏ͯ̂͐̑T̰̯̄̈̏ͪ̋M̢͚̝̳̤͖ͫͪ̍A͉̣͌͆ͦ̆̚͠R̵͙̻͎̓ͤ̌Ȩ̻̻̳̺ ͧ͌ͥ̓ͪ̎ͪM̢̎̽ͥ̊ͦ̾O̞͍̪̗̻͍̫͌͗͒̉ͪͭͪOͧ̈́͗ͯͤ́N͗̕?̛̳̺̱̆


I uh...what?


ÂF̷̘͙͙͍̅T̶͙͉̩͑̀́ͪ̊ͅE̶̻̐ͪ̅̈͑ͩR̩͕̥̿ͅ ͉̟̟̼̜̝̰́Y̒̏̂҉̥̹̟̳Ǫ̼ͪ̎̍̽U͆͏̺̼̘R̼͈̤̬̙̩ͅ ̩̤͖̖̗̞̀ͧB̐ͥ̕R͚̉̀I̦̭͚̮̫̅̂ͥͮ̃E̳̖F̤̹̑͑̄̂̃̓̅ ͎̻̖̖̯̭̱̿͆̾͝B̉̀A͖̠̥̞͓̫͒̊ͅT̛͈̗̑́̅̂̈Ţ̞͋͒̂ͯ̐͊L̹͘E͖̝̫̿͝ ̍̏̿W̶͊̌ͩ̾ͫ̿̀I̖ͫͫ̽̐͗T̊̐ͤ̇͋ͭH͞ ҉̜̣C̺̼Ẹͩͥ̋L̷̺̼̪̟̲ͩ͐̀͆̈́E͍̦̦̳̮͐͑̔̒̎S͖̠͇̩̤͓̟ͦ̈́T͍̱̰̻͍̯́̒͝I͓̭̠̭͓̦̹A̱̗̤͗ͧ͗ͫ͞ͅ ͓͈̻͖͊̑̍ͫͧ͡Á̻̼̯̙͇̾̈̚N͋̏ͭ̏D͚͋ ̧L̗̻͖̟̩̪̃ͯ͢ỨN̯̥̅ͥ͒͢Á̛̗̻̥̪̱͌ͅ ̥̝͈̫ͮ͆͐͑Y̗̌̓O̿U̞̼̲̜̲͔̜͆ͤ̊̔̋̚ ̨͕̻͈̺͇̺̯̅ͦ̃ͩ̈́̇I̮̗̖̻ͧͥ̇ͩ͐̔M̗͓̥̜̃͗͟Pͭͪ͂̅̉̒͠L̩̯͓̟̙ͫ͘A̛̭͔̳̙̣̗̲̍ͦͬṈ́ͫ̂̏̄T̪͚̰̽ͥ̋̀̃ͯ́E̩̳̭̣̱͂D̪ͭ̄̏̓͂͝ ̜͙̩̦̌̓̌ͭͪ̉̾Aͯ͛ͨ̆̆҉̫̹̫ ̟̥̎ͯ̅̀S͈ͅE̷̥̞͉̼̜̪̣E̸̜̙̪̲͓̳ͭ̃D̎̿ͦ ͕̞̂ͯ̑̏ͥ̒̀O̮͈̝͖͆̎͋̉̑F̸̮ͮ̽͗ͭ̅̆̐ ͙͉̻̰͈ͧ̆̇̃̒C̬͙͙̠ͧ͋̎̓̑ͥ̚H̴͓̤̞̹͖̟͂̈̋̌̓ͨA͍̳͗̔̆̔ͧ͘ͅO̙Š̙͓̘ͣ̈̄ͭ͐ ̯͙ͯͯ͡ͅI̧͇̣͙̋͗̆̚N̻̟͓̮̗̙̦͌ͣ̆ ͈̥̲͔̮͉̈͊ͤͭ́H̫͍̦̞̖ͫͅḚ̩̲̙̘̣́ͅR̭̫͈̯̔̽ͨͥͮ̚ ̵̻̙̣̮͗ͦ͊ͤͤM͍͚̹͍̣̭̹͊̈́̈̎ͭ̈́ͭI͉̩̒̑ͧ̑̈́N̗̟̣̯̥̜ͭ̐͒̂͂̕ͅD̳͖̦̝̠̘̋͋̽͢


How did you know that?


D̝͚̖̹̙̈́ͨ̓̑̂̽Ŭ͍̘̪̯̼͡R̪̫̥͙ͭIN̵͔̼͓̟͈̼͂̐̿G̎̒ ̪̟̞͓͈̻̃̏͒ͬM̸͎̖̤̰͔Y͇̦͙ ̷̲̯̞B̨͊ͤ̉͊ͭ͒Ȁ̲͊T̮̤̫̊̇ͅT̔̿ͥ̇͗̒̋L̤̓̆͌̑͒Ȅ̷̠͙̫̠̺͈ͪͩ,̭̝̭ͨ̆ͧ͋̐͘ ̝̬̦ͯ̂̔I̖͍̣̻̦ͤ͐̏̒͑ͭ͑͟ ̭͍͐ͤͬ̑̄̅F̪͖̓E͉̼͍͔͋̾͒ͮ̆̍D̰̥̥̼̱̰̺ͫͧͫ̑͝ ̿ͫ̃ͯ͑͆̒͏̲̣̤̣̤T̗͈͕͔̞̅Ḫ͔̰͕ͤͤE̴͗̏̑̐͐̔ ̻͖͔̱̬̺̲ͥ̓ͮͨ̑ͩD̿̍ͨ̐́̀̚͡A̱̜͓̥͔͔̭͟R̖̟̻͚ͨͭ̎͡K͔͒ͣ̂̒̃ͥͅN̹͓͙͇̳̦̍̊͗͐͑E͚̗͑̅ͬ͌S͕ͨͦ̌̾́S̛͉͓͓̖̺͕̊ ͦ̔̊̌̑ͫ͜W͔͙̲̔̆͗̈͒͛͡I͙̤̼̍T̝̅̓H̘̒̅ͮ̂̽ͫ͠I̧̥͓̭͎N̰͎̼͐ͦͩ͒̔̒̅͝ ̢͎͉̗̈̊̄ͅH̪̰̤̪̲͈̓ͦ̿̔̋ͨͩ͟E͆ͥ͂̈̍̚R̬̩̃͌̒͊̏̂̒ ̤̥ͣ̑Tͭ͌͊̆͞Ö͇̯̥̯̹̰̟́͑̎͜ ͦ̒̍͊ͭ̾G̻͈̪̙̝̭̳̈̀Ī̪̤̞̦̥̑̑ͣ͒͆̌V̯̼̱̺̣̱̒̈͟È̟͈̳̰͈ ̟̞̘̫͇ͯ͂̎ͦ͛ͫ̔B̨͕̰͓͍̹̯͚ͬ̒̐Ỉ͂́ͦ҉̗̦̹̼̰ͅR̨͓̣ͨ̃̌͛̿͋ͪT͙̝̘̳̥̗̪͜H̭̫̠̣ͨ̇ ̷̰̗̞͕ͅŢ̝̈́̈́ͨO̢̒ ͇͖͆̂ͦ̃͑̇̇T͎͎͌H͚̭͎̖̪͒ͥ̿ͨ̋E̹̍͋ͣ͛̒ͦ ̩͔̝̙̻̚͠ͅD̲͚̟̱͔̪͖͂Ȅ̙̤ͭ̿M̫̜͎̜̫̾O̭ͯ͑Ņ̳̹̦ͫ̉̄͌ N͖̋̉̈̂̽̈ͤI͙̘̞̹̗̅͂ͧ͐͂̐G̛̙̰͕͈̩͍̙ͨ͋͒̒H̬̦̽ͨ͠T̼̥̝̼ͫ͋͊̎M͉͕̰̅̑ͬ̊ͨ͗͠A̹̻̗̦̬͙ͨ̉ͦ̋ͧ̆͋́R̸̺͖̺͍͇̻̱͌̄ͥ̃ͫͤȨ̰̣̻̰̙̖͈̃ ̲̟̪̺͐͋͜M͓̤̮̝̥͈ͬ̀͝O̩̲̫͇̩̐ͥͣOͭ̌͟N̫̝͍̜͓̤ͤͯͧͭ͋ͅ


WHAT!?!?!





Some time later for Discord to get over this, lets say 4 hours for the sake of it





BronyGuy1

Hey Discord, what would lighting from one of your chocolate/cotton candy rainstorms look like?

Skittles, a bolt of pure skittles!

F1utt3rshy

Discord and anyone else who wants to answer besides steve
If you had to give up your body to one of your personalitys for a year who would you choose?
If you escaped the stoney hell your in but lost all your powers in the process would you still want to escape and if so what would you do with your life from then on?
if you had to choose a wife out of celly and luna who would you choose?
Have you been in fluttershys shed its the greatest place ever?
also have a nice day and one word ... naverone

ME!

Um...how to put this delicately....No way in tartarus! I'd probably give it to Sub or John. I can trust those two to return my body in the best condition and to have neutralised the elements. And no way would I give up my powers! Where there's a will, there's a way. Also what is it with you people and making me choose between Celly and Luney?

Luna

Yeah probably, I have a violent reaction to Cellys face. Being the main cause for imprisoning me twice does that, although there is of course Luneys part in that, but that's been avenged, as Somby has been so kind to point out where she might have heard!


O͇̜ͬH̬̹̗̹͕̱ ̗̱̻ͨͫ̐͆ͣ̔ͭG̬̞̰̺͒̓ͥͤ̽E̪̞̥̪̿Ť͗ ̹͖̯̻͚͋O͇͎̫̪͍̣̓͛͐ͥV̾͂̚E̱̹̼̺̩͊ͨ̓̑R̰̘̻͎͕̲͓͛̃̀ͥͣͨ̒ ͤY̺̮ͦO͍̒̃̇͒̃́͑U̹̿ͤ̇ͪR͊S̠̖Eͫ͆̌̔L̥̝͍͔F̈


NEVER! And why would I go into Fuherfies shed? it's probably just filled with flowers, or cute little bunnies or something equally sickening. And what is naverone?

Who cares?

A good point

playnwin

To Steve:
I feel for you. You are obviously the best Identity, it's just that none of your companions understand the sheer honor you have given them by being an alternate Identity of them. You will forever be the one that was dragged down and defeated only because of your unfortunate companions.
To Bob:
Sorry, but you'e second best. Still, you're pretty cool.

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN KNEECAPS!

I know right! If I was in control I would lead us to such greatness. Whole worlds would sing of my glory!

Keep dreaming

Kingperson24

To Bob:
I think I see a kitten on top of Discords memory's. It's impossible to climb since the wall is too flat. I got some explosives to destroy it easily. Here, take them.

HA HA! NICE TRY! HOW THICK DO YOU THINK I AM!? I WOULD NEVER DESTROY MY OWN MEMORIES!

And it would also be impossible for a cat to be in our mind, and it would be impossible to pass an object through the rift?

UMM...YEAH, THAT TOO!

Oreon

Discord:
Help, I'm a Dracconequs (alternate dimension/universe) and for some reason I can't stand being chaotic!
What is wrong with me?! What do I DO?!
... Also, out of all *CREATURES* on Equis, whom do you think is most likely to have any slight chance of... ugh... "Reforming" you. Can be any creature, Pony, Changeling, Buffalo, heck, even Parasprite if it's uniquely intelligent.
Edit: Oh, and tell Steve he can go suck a stalagmite.

OH TARTARUS! YOU SOUND SO PATHETIC! 'OH HELP ME! I CAN'T STAND BEING CHAOTIC' YOU ARE INSULT TO MY VERY EXISTANCE!

I have to agree with Steve, how dare you call yourself a Dracconequs!

You sound even more boring than me

And why do you people still believe there is some hope of reforming us? Nothing is ever going to change our ways, GET OVER IT!

Your insult means nothing to me

Codexwriter476

To Bob:
Yeah, about the DrDr.... He took all the credit and renamed it the Wunderwaffe DG-2

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

He's probably long dead

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, BURY HIM, DIG HIM UP, AND KILL HIM AGAIN!

lexthebrony

Just a few questions...
1. Discord, if you have to choose between staying in stone forever or letting Steve take over control forever, wich would it be?
2.John, wich race of pony is superior, Pegasus or unicorn?
3.Bob, what is the best non-magical weapon of mass destruction?
4.sally, if you were in control for a day what would you do?
p.s. I prefer chaos over harmony.

1. That's a tough one

Come on...I'll take good care of our body!

To be honest, it'll be more fun watching Steve cause chaos than staying in stone forever

Hehehe, Steve would be much easier to trick into giving me control

Hold your horses Baron, it's hypothetical

2. If we were to assume that both would be equal in every way expect their race, then they would be equal. Neither is scientifically 'superior' to the other. It is purely down to the pegasus's athletic ability and a unicorns control over magic and creativity

3. THE DRDR, OR IN MY HANDS, A HUGE HAMMER!

4. I'm pretty sure I mentioned this....MAKEOVER!

p.s Why wouldn't you!?

Corpral Lyra

Bob if I gave you a nuke what would you do?

WHY WOULD I NEED YOU TO GIVE A NUKE WHEN I CAN CREATE ONE WITH A THOUGHT