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Flammenwerfer


This is fiction. But it is based...

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A SweetieBot story? Hmm, I don't know...

It's SweetiexSpike? Okay, I might give it a go...

IT'S MADE BY FOCKIN FLAMMENWERFER?! Oh yeah, I'm so reading this!

If anyone can make something work in a clopfic, it's Flammenwerfer.

Sweetiebot: check
Better than average cover image: check
Well known author: check
Clopfic: check

Look out feature box.

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN LIFE! DO MORE DAMNIT!

Cool story bro. Needs a dragon.


Oh
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Wait.
Seriously though, great story. I approve.

*Looks at cover picture*
Loveless' back so soon with another clopfic?

"Commissioned by the artist vacuvung."

Who is "vacuvung"? Look like I give you a typo name here, heheh. :twilightblush:

Please change it to "Vavacung" for me please. :facehoof:

And now, Mother has ready access to dragon semen for experimentation.

A cute story, although I'm curious about what Sweetie Bot is supposed to be made of. The exterior, specifically. Because I imagine her made of metal or hard plastic, either way giving her a very solid shell. However, it talks about Spike being able to grip and squeeze her body similar to flesh.

Haven't read it yet but I already want more Sweetie Bot stories.

Nice. I was kinda disappointed that MBF,S wasn't updated this week, but since this came out as a commission well done, I can see where the time went. Always gotta keep the people payin' ya happy first.

7457931 Actually this has been in reserve for like 9 weeks lol, completed.

I had just been sapped of energy. I'm working on MBFS all day today

A flammenwerfer fic without a reference to Germany? Can such things be

7458276 What would a pony german-based city or region be called?

Germaney?
Germaneigh?

please let there be a sequal in the works for this.

7458359 alamane obvs

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Well, if we go by Vavacung's own side art, Sweetie Bot and Spike do eventually go on a double date with Sweetie Belle and Button Mash. It does not seem to go very well on Sweetie Belle's Part.

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Fantastic work as always, my good sir... :moustache:

Also, why doesn't this comment alone get at least twenty upvotes? :derpytongue2:

that's why you always knock on someone's door before you enter Twilight :ajbemused::rainbowlaugh:
but this is Spikes and Sweeties theme song

Awesome story, but am I the only one that would love to read the story of their past few months and all they've been through to get to this point? Would be an excellent read!

7456894 She has a flesh-like coat over her metallic body.

Thinks the conversation is becoming 'dangerously cheesy' » Proceeds to use the phrase 'dong in vagoo'

...lolwut

Great story as always Flammenwerfer. I really can't stop laughing at that phrase though, dear lord my sides! :rainbowlaugh:

This was just the right amount of weird for me. When I saw it was Sweetiebot, I was a bit concerned. How could that possibly work in a clopfic, a one-shot, no less? You fucking did it, though, so good on you for that mate. As more than just smut, this was a good story. It was cute as fuck, and I really, really liked it.

Gold star, my friend.

My reaction when I'm reading and I see this:

“This is so much better than my fleshlight*…”
Sweetie’s eyes shot open. And Spike instantly knew that he messed up once he saw Sweetie furrow her brow.

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7455686 Damn, y'all are giving me WAY too much credit! Haha hopefully I was able to spin it to your expectations :rainbowwild:

7455827 You know, when it was the end of the day and this barely topped 30 likes by 11 PM last night, I giggled at this comment. Then I woke up and saw it in the box. This was not according to keikaku...

7456094 On a commission, that's some praise I definitely take to heart. Thanks!

7456104 That shan't happen unfortunately; Sweetiebot is just not my cuppa tea :applejackunsure:

I'm happy you enjoyed it though!

7456198 Thank you! Glad you enjoyed :pinkiehappy:

7456894 I take it as an 'organic metal alloy.' So it's probably some futuristic metal that's both malleable and elastic.

7458276 You have stepped into the realm known as the Twilight Zone

7459643 You'll notice that I'm quite fond of the word dong in colloquial usage. It really is a funny word.

And hey, thanks man. Glad someone's getting enjoyment outta these! :rainbowlaugh:

7459761 Well hot damn, thank you! I'll wear that gold star with honor! :rainbowlaugh:
Seriously though, super awesome that you enjoyed it.

Set phasers to squelch. Process successful. Repeat at will.

I expected a good story when I started. You did not disappoint. Good job :pinkiehappy:

Quick question before I read this: What is Knotting/Locking? I tried googling and I got something to do with having sex with dogs, which sounds unlikely in the context.

7460030 if youv read the fic then you already know, if you haven't read the fic.. welcome to the internet, where anatomy and physiology is almost as flexible and undefined as someone's online identity, short version is Spike's "equipment" has a part near the base that swells near/at the climax ensuring minimal.. "leakage" for a little while.

and that is one thing i never thought id say or explain on the internet.

7460030 People sometimes have dragons with a knot... I'm sure you know what the knot is for hopefully...

Argh... this reminds me of another fic that explored the premise... and ended with a hilariously painful injury from an internal cooling fan. Can't unsee it now.

Awww, that was cute.

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Thank you. That doesn't sound anywhere near weird enough to put me off, so I shall read the story shortly.

Asking Spike how he ended up with the cybernetic version of Sweetie Belle would yield the answer "One thing lead to another."

I'd love to know which one of them said that, so that I'd be able to incessantly grill them on why they used "lead" instead of "led." Of course, if they said that quote out louad, it could be a homophone (depending on how you pronounce lead) and thus I wouldn't realize that they're improperly spelling the word in their head, but regardless, from the English-writing perspective, I am entirely aware that that is the improper usage of that spelling, so either Sweetiebot has got a serious glitch or Spike is due for a lecture.

7461857 That was a little long winded way of saying "Flamm, you made a mistake, you may want to change it to make it correct." lol

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I hope you enjoyed reading that comment as much as I did writing it. :rainbowkiss:

I cant unhear Sweetie's voice as the Friendship is Witchcraft voice

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