Spring. It's that time of year where all the fillies around start thinking less with their heads and more about doing what nature intended, if you know what I mean. For Big Macintosh, this means a whole lot of headache as he heads into town. With every mare acting like it's an all-you-can-eat special at Sugarcube Corner, how will our stoic stallion fair when he's the buffet?
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I predict this shall be featured
An edit shall appear any second now
Uh, well...it's not the story I was expecting, but funny none the less.
Umm isnt this the exact same plot as another story I think was called the heat or something like that.
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Similar premise as Joshua Andrew Talon's Beating the Heat. Still, that one...was disturbing.
...I don't even
I'm scared to go back outside now...
680749 Beating the Heat
Even so, stories where Big Mac is getting messed with are always funny
Plus that pic had me in stitches
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That one was hilarious!
are you ready to get… scientific?
With god as my witness, I will use this line at some point in my life!
TF2 for the win
Um, this reminds me of that other story that made featured, that was exactly like this. Don't remember the name, but something to do with him and mares and a whole lot of funny in between while he is the only stallion in town.
680857 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3693/Why-Didn%27t-Ah-Stay-at-Th%27-Farm%3F
Hasn't this idea been done enough?
Hope Spike does not find out big mac or Spike is burning the whole town down. Wait if girls get that way what about guys?
Ah who im I kiding guys are always horney i know i am.
680870 Yeah, thanks, that one! Yeah, this is like, exactly like that.
oh shit son shit just went dooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Big mac is SUCH a cock block. To himself.
"He soon learned that Celestia has a wicked sense of humor." Celestia
whatta troll. 
That was a pretty good story for a one-shot.
A few minor grammatical errors here and there, but it was still pretty funny.
Oh, Big Mac...how I understand you.
But seriously though, nice fic. I laughed my plot off. You've won my favorite.
The. Best. Possible. Thing.
AWW YEAH.
"puzzled purple pony pensively postulated"
Alliteration level: Epic.
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...but it always gets a chuckle outta me 
This concept never gets old. Lawl.
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Agreed. Beating the Heat started out pretty good, but it kinda jumped the shark about halfway through. And I hated its ending with a cold, mechanical fury.
This story was much more tame, but it was still quite hilarious. I love watching Big Mac dealing with problems like this.
681455 oh hey, Dalek
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This was very good J, can't wait ti'll next chapter to come, from both this and Greaves story.
Here have some random pics
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680915 NEVER!!!
Yet another great story...keep up the good work, y'know, if you want to n stuff.
This story should be featured on Equestria Daily it's so priceless, and the image picture OH BOY!
I loved the reference to "The Return of Harmony Part 2" with Fluttershy said she was going to hold Big Mac down against his will for a little bit, Fluttershy is a polite pedophile.
And as Eddy would say "ME GUSTA!"
Also Big Mac forgot to turn off his swag, too bad for him.
This was very well-written, and very amusing. Poor Big Mac. D: Or...is it lucky big mac? Hard to tell, sometimes.
This is hardly the first time I've seen this concept, but I can't really say anything bad about this story. So, good, I guess.
EPILOGUE:
"Oh Maaaaac! I found the frostiiiing!" Pinkie Pie bounced back into the room, a large jar of pink frosting balanced on her rump. "It's time for you to taste some of my sweet, sweet--" Pinkie broke off as she noticed that the stallion was no longer present. "Awww, he left." Pinkie pouted. "I guess he had to go do the thing at the place again. That seems to happen to a lot of ponies." Shrugging, Pinkie reached into her mane and pulled out a giant pink cupcake. "It's too bad, really," Pinkie continued as she spread the frosting on the cupcake. "I found this neat recipe for apple cinnamon cupcakes the other day, and I think he really would have liked this one." Pinkie glared critically at the finished confection. Apparently it met her standards, for she nodded in approval, and then poured the unused frosting straight out of the jar and into her mouth. "And then after that, we were gonna have sex!"
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Oh J!
One of my fave authors makes something I'm strangely into!
Huzzah for you!
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Props to you, my good man. Props to you. 
....
That. Was. Awesome!
300/10
well big mac gets double the foals then
You sir, have made a very lol-worthy fanfic. Take my thumbs! Take ma favorite!! Yes! You sir are awesome!!
You impress me yet again mister Gentleman. I'm glad I'm following you.
WELL.
Dis gon be awkward after spring fever is over.
Actually sending a stallion into a town full of mares in heat would be a VERY bad idea, not because the mares would be so... well you know, but because the stallions would be just as bad if not worse... unless he was gelded. In which case he wouldn't have to worry about foals.
signed the good dr.
I laughed, I cried, I had a ponygasm at the end.
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Poor poor big Mac... even in his own room. Of course I'm wondering how he gets away from Rarity and Fluttershy... I mean... if he can get away from Twilight and her machines I'm sure he can get away from those two. But it's gonna be fun thinking of the 'how'
...Why the hell is he running?
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I agree. As one of the few stallions in Ponyville he should be having his choice of the fillies, since they are horses and what not. It's how they act in nature.
Step 1 go to equestria Step 2 make sure to bring a bike and troll face pic Step 3 get in equestria as a awesome strong stallion. Step 4 hide. Step 5 find a way to paste troll face somewhere on my face or bike ect. Step 6 get in bike Step 7 bike through ponyville singing troll song Step 8 remember my dream of going though Cherno on a bike in dayz. Step 9 Profit til mass rape
Bleh, woulda been much happier if he got away from all of them. The idea of any of the mane 6 actually committing rape jus squicks me out too much. I don't mind the idea of them trying but genuinely succeeding is too far for me. So far the only story of yours i've read that I didn't honestly like.
HOW COULD HE SAY "NO" TO RAINBOW DASH?! Sheesh, man.
By the way, who do I owe the credit for the Team-Pony 2 picture?
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For the life of me, I can't remember where I found it. Sad, because whoever did it did a really good job and seriously deserves major props.
I'll see if I can find it again.