Cadance has been granted a position as hall monitor of Crystal Preparatory School. Whether it be the halls or the cafeteria, whether it be students or even friends, Cadance makes everyone afraid of her.
Actually, the loud, angry, demanding voice coming from her fly makes everyone afraid of her.
Her pants have basically taken over. The school, her marriage, her life, everything—and they're not budging. They scream, yell, threaten, and insult, and Cadance won't be able to handle it for much longer.
Of course, just telling the irksome garment to "zip it" might not be enough . . .
Special thanks for the cover art to xBUBBA1995x.
You can find him on DeviantArt RIGHT HERE.
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Hilarious.
Remind me to check the brand of pants I buy next.
This was hilarious.
Great humor, a couple references (I think) and a hilarious storyline.
I have a question though.
How did you come up with this?
6441011 To be honest, I'm not really sure. I think it's because I tend to ask myself "what if?" questions based on scenarios from the show:
"What if Rainbow Dash were nicer?" = "Rainbow Dash OOC"
"What if Spike had finally snapped and gone insane?" = "Snapped" and "Broken"
"What if there's more to that Rarity doll than we see?" = "Attachment"
This time, I remembered Twilight calling "Cadance" by that silly moniker, "Princess Demandy-Pants", and it made me wonder: what if the pants were the ones doing the demanding?
And the rest just sort of fell into place.
Thanks for reading, and for the favorite!
6441031 Interesting...
Well, it was brilliant.
A nice one shot that was really nice, funny, and lightened up my day.
And, you're welcome!
Keep writing my friend!
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I...
Okay
It's like Kill la Kill gone horribly wrong or something
I think she's more of a Vice-Principal, or a P.S.H.E. teacher. The casting clearly states that Crystal Prep is run by a Miss Cinch, voiced by Iris Quinn (Who sounds an awful lot like the Announcer from Team Fortress 2).
Nice one, I laughed
I'm curious... how old is Cadence in this story?
6441337 I imagined she was in her twenties or so. She is older than Twilight, so I thought that meant she was out of school.
There's a sex joke to make about the cover picture, but I'm too classy
6441357 Hm... you know, I've only heard of hall monitors in regards to middle schools, where a student took on that position. Saying that the pants are messing with her marriage caught me off guard for a minute.
6441362 Sometimes, the school hires hall monitors. When I was in school, they called them "hall aides", but I didn't think anyone else knew about that. So I just went with the word most people already knew about.
Fuck, those are some evil pants.
BURN B
RITCHESBURNAlso, I double hate those pants. Those pants could have had so much fun! But wasted it all on being a freaking tyrant
Not going to lie I enjoyed this.
6441521 Thanks, and thanks for favoriting!
That was.... Bizarre...Oh, who am I kidding, it was fun
6442214 Glad you liked it. Thanks for the fave.
6441539 not a problem
And this, my friend, is why I dont wear jeans.
Marked to read later. But I'm curious. How can Cadence attend Crystal Prep, and be Married to Shining Armor?
6442668 Thanks for the fave.
6443366 She's not attending. She's part of the faculty. Some schools hire "hall aides" instead of electing student hall monitors.
6443525 Didn't think it was necessary to explain. It's just a comedy fic with no real depth. But thanks for favoriting anyway.
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I want a pair of these pants! For the sake of being inconvenient and to have a yelling crotch! Good work on this fic, it didn't feel cheap to me at all putting this out. In fact, you should write whatever you feel writing about, whether it be radioactive sandwiches or a fine day at a picnic. Either way, you'll do well, im sure of it. So, well done!
6443719 Thank you, and thanks for favoriting.
6443693
It's my pleasure! And the end had me laughing like crazy.
I was laughing the whole story. The pants got what they deserved by Cadance at the end. Keep writing great stories.
6444165 Thanks for the fave.
6443693 Thank you for enlightening us all with this fact. Sadly we didn't have such faculty at my schools. We had Security and a Police Officer acting as a SRO (School Resource Officer.)
So...that just happened. I won't sugarcoat it, this wasn't a good story. The whole premise was stupid, under-explained and felt like a cheap gag more than anything else. While there weren't too many problems regarding characterisations and grammar, I will say that the way the story is written reads as though you got an idea in your head and then decided to run with it, without planning ahead too much. The whole thing feels rushed and suffers from a lack of description. The ending feels as though you just slapped it on at the end saying 'Oh, well I guess I gotta wrap this up somehow.'
The entire story is one giant joke with no punchline. Literally nothing is explained. Why does Cadance have these randomly sentient pants when no one else does? Why do they have control over what she does? Why are they so obnoxious?
It's not easy to identify the exact problems with a story like this. There's just something wrong with it, and it's hard to explain. If I had to try and articulate it I'd probably say that it doesn't really feel like a story. More like a scene from a story that has been extended to a length that is completely unnecessary. You could have told the exact same story in half as many words. I kind of feel like there wasn't really a plot to it. Just a lot of unfunny jokes.
I'm disappointed, honestly. I may not be a fan of your attitude or your 'Steam Collection', but I know that you can write good stories. Just look at Attachment.
This story is very hilarious, my friend. I couldn't stop laughing to myself while reading.
Instant like and fave!
6448150 Thanks. Glad you enjoyed.
The entire time I was reading this story, this was my expression.
You've outdone yourself again sir! Bravo!
6492846 Thanks. And thanks for the fave.
6448081
Thanks for the hate. You can just NOT READ IT, you know?
6515263 Ah, the great logic of butthurt. 'Don't like it, don't read it'.
Riddle me this. How am I supposed to know whether I like it or not if I don't read it?
And what I said was hardly 'hate'. It was criticism. I could give you hate, if you'd like to see it.
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6515285 Guys, please, break it up. It's not a great story. I can live with that. No need for confrontation.
This deserves a like and a fave!
~ADG
6613470 Thanks for that. And thanks for the follow, too.
6441360 I made that joke when I first drew the image...
6614150 ... im not hating but im not gonna read this just no just 2 spooky/i dont know 4me
Bravo! Bravo!
I am applauding standing! Bravo, Sir/Madame!
The wonderful humorous design of the storyline, just the right amount of sass and temperance, and a dramatic ending - it sure earns a like and a favorite, and, Gog be my witness, I'd do it numerous times if I could.
Bravo!
6993182 Ehehehe . . . .
Thanks for favoriting. I'm glad you enjoyed it.