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I Have To Jizz in a Petri Dish (Commissions & Patreon)


Spike and Rainbow Dash are pitted in a fight to write the better story.

If only they had a story to write about.

Shout out to "Diamond brook," who wrote Chapter Two to help me me finish this story on time. Go check him out!

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 32 )

Whoa, the competiton is gonna be intense. This is a great premise.

Why does everyone just shit on Spike with no remorse? Even pets get treated better than he does most of the time...

5929528 Thanks man. I hope I can execute it decently.

Unsure if this was made for the competition, but if it is, (since it was submitted to the folder anyways) the story has to be complete yo. If you finish it by May 3rd (with under 10k words), it will be scored.

Though you're the one offering a cash prize for the comp. :derpyderp2:

5930271 Yea, I'll have it finished for May 3rd. Not really in it for the money; just been a while since I wrote a story.

BTW: Long time no see.

well that was mean, spike didn't deserve to be treated like that.

:rainbowhuh:Oh skittles! Spike just fell through my floor!

:moustache: darn clouds!

:twilightoops: Spike you forgot your note book!

:pinkiehappy: Where he's going he doesn't need a notebook. . .

:raritystarry: He'll need a doctor where he's going!

:derpytongue2: He bounced five times!


All the stories they're gonna write :fluttercry:

5937294 Yea, when i helped write the story, i was just kinda assuming that the clouds were magical and would allow him to stand on them. guess we should put that in the author's notes

5937290 Witht he word limit, and the time frame, yes, it might be the end, but who knows. if it has a popular enough reaction, we could write more. Depends on you guys

5937439 cloud walking spell? 'Young Flyers competition' in what ever episode Rainbow had.


Twilight, one day you'll be old enough to understand.

'Yes that's what there going to do, help on their story's nothing more that that, no sue, nothing more.'

5937486 eh, that would have to Twilight involved, and that seemed to much work XD

5937488 Ask B_25. I mean, it's kinda implied, just not directly shown. But I didn't do it, and I wouldn't of added it

5937717 I was waiting for this comment XD we did this on purpose

Calliope is grey ,has trench coat ,a big sword,and likes strawberry milkshakes.... THATS F*CKING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY ANIME/GAMES vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/8/88/Dante5.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130126020914

probably because it started that way in episode 1....:applejackunsure:

5962684 yeah, I'm well aware... I actually tried to count all the Spike abuses at one time, but thanks to Hasbro taking the videos down at the time, I had to stop with only the first episode and between 5 and 8 individual cases of abuse (I still have the notes I took)

Twilight sighed at her brother anxiety, and calmed herself down. “You’re tired of everyone mocking your dumb books, right?”

“Yeah, but there not--”

“They are dumb, Spike. But now you have the chance to make them less dumb; or even good!”

Hmmm... Swords and Sorcery books Twilight obviously hasn't read. Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, Dark Towers, The Hobbit, A Song of Fire and Ice, Way of Kings, Harry Potter and so many others. Also, fuck you Twilight.

“Spike!” Twilight yelled. “We all know ships in fanfiction are stupid! Don’t add that!”
Hey Twilight, guess which finger I'm holding up.

“Spike!” Twilight yelled. “We all know ships in fanfiction are stupid! Don’t add that!”

Oh Twilight, haven't you read the fanfics where everyone ships everypony? Like this site?

Twilight is ether Oblivious or totally ships them

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