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This... This thing is so fucked up I don't even know if it is right or wrong anymore... I LOVE it! ^_^
5368249 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeed it!.
I had figured the hoof spike things were some form of phalic... something.. But I was completely taken aback. Makes me think.. think deeply. Question things...
Also, at first was thinking the obvious about the "banana" twilight heard, but now (several minutes later) realizing it could be Cadence's horn.. since it was.. "greasy"
Twilight reeeealy needs to send a letter to Celestia Via Spike-mail. Celestia is prudish enough to save her from the corruption.
Oh man, this is brilliant! This is one of those stories that's a puzzle with a lot of pieces, but it's obvious you know exactly where to put them. right up cadence's ass, I see. all jokes aside though, the "craftsmanship", if you will, of this story is wonderful.
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Possibly, but I'm not certain that Cadance's horn would be thick enough to shut her up mid-sentence.
(Makes both you and Twilight question things, I'd say.)
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Thank you!
Yes, it's always pleasant when the pieces fit right into the places they belong.
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o...oh my...
We have confirmation. Some sort of sex-related conspiracy is going on.
Now it's all about the details and level of nefariousness.
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Maybe they just like roleplaying about being part of a sex-related conspiracy? Could just be another coincidence. They probably do this every Wednesday.
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That's true. It IS Cadance, after all. Maybe kinkiness is her superpower?
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Actually that's Pinkie Pie's. (Those aren't balloons!)
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Don't worry, I have quite a few things planned you have no hope of calling.
(Unless you're a more horrible pony than I, which is a safe bet against; but even then the former is a safe bet for.)
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Or are they...
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I feel like....
I'm somehow missing something fairly obvious about this statement... hmm..nevermind... I got it...
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...not sure why that won't show up, though.
Worth noting at this point that she used the word fucking, which by is the current tense of the word fuck, which literally means 'have sex'. I physically cannot imagine Twilight not looking this up if she didn't know what it meant. So what's with the lack of knowledge on her part, yo? Was she never taught this shit?
In other news: I am quite a horrible person and I see many horrible ways this could go. But I've read 130 Days of Blueblood so I cannot be turned away.
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it does when I click on it....
silly me being clueless to innuendo stuff, when I know so much
Ohohoh, things are getting really interesting now! Loved it, loved it!
And poor Twilight is the only one who blocked out most effects, as far as we can see. Even Rainbow Dash and Applejack show early signs, namely being a lot less objecting to being objectified. How long will it take before "I'm a pretty mare, I deserve to be ogled" turns to "They're males, they deserve to ogle me"..?
It's also interesting to note that Cadance's biological ancestor(s) are a) known to her and b) quite unlike Celestia. Considering her Cutie Mark—the Crystal Heart—as well as her powers of emotional manipulation and the fact that the Crystal Ponies readily accepted her as ruler, my hunch says her actual ancestor was Sombra himself.
Now, who wants to make some predictions about who ends up with whom?
I'm guessing Spike & Rarity, Big MacIntosh & Fluttershy. The other Mane Six are a little more difficult; I could see Flash Sentry (the pony) wishing to have Twilight for himself, but that's also possible for Prince Blueblood (especially if Cadance and he are related, adopted or by blood, possibly making him a descendant of Sombra as well). An interesting variation could be having Applejack end up with Soarin' (so he can enjoy her 'pie' while enjoying her pies) and Rainbow with somepony else. Perhaps Blueblood, if Twilight is marked to be Flash Sentry's..?
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no thoughts on pinkie?
I was honestly thinking some form of... more than a pair myself.. bands or herds if you will
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Oh, there are! But nothing definitive.
Pinkie doesn't have such a clear tie-in, excepting perhaps Cheese Sandwich and mister Cake. Either would be a fine choice, though.
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Cadance is an orphan (originally a pegasus pony) who was raised by earth pony parents. It's known (probably via magic) that she is a distant relative of the original ruler of the Crystal Empire, which gives her claim to the throne. She would know of her ancestors primarily through historical references.
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And as for the big shipping spoiler: Everypony becomes Crackle's bitch.
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Twilight's naivete will, of course, likely be expanded on. But I think the most obvious implication (not necessarily the correct one) is that she never studied it past biology for the same reason she never studied friendship: it didn't occur to her that there was knowledge she was missing.
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[CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM]
...but please spoiler! (Even if your guesses are ridiculous.)
Yep... I actually thought you wouldn't do this...
Fu*king Fall of Equestria
... ... ...
... ... ...
... ... ... Damn.
5793859 Oh come on, the whole horn thing outdates that by a lot.
I can't help but wonder... Were candy and shiny into BDSM before and whatever is going on just twisted it from what it used to be, or is it a completely new thing?
Well that was a punch to the gut out of left field. From an entirely separate playing field altogether. Well hopefully the lack of a tragedy tag can save the day.
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Umm... Uhhh... Ya know what I have no word I'm just going to get the bleach and sit in the corner
Well...
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You're fucking telling me...
I... uh.... okay, i will admit that i am a perverted individual, kinda dark and into some somewhat messed up shit, but using one's severed appendage as a dildo?! Jesus christ mate! Wait... does that mean that rarity uses hers as.... oh dear
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Keep reading.
Oh god
Oh my god
Please
please stop
I'm in fucking tears from laughing so much
this entire chapter was a trip from start to finish
So....
No bird and bee talk? Ever? Twenty something and all those books and nothing?