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I'm calling Sombra's return. Shining Armor will be the next Sombra and Cadence will be his weird, evil queen and all of Equestria will become perverted.
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You're welcome!
Conspicuous absence of Rainbow Dash is conspicuous.
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0) Are you trying to turn me on?
1) I enjoy watching what ponies get totally right and extremely wrong when they make guesses!
2) As this is not a tragedy, the protagonist is unlikely to commit suicide anytime soon.
3) Seriously: try to abandon your preconceptions and trust the author. We're not far enough down Angel's hole that we have to start pulling things out of Twilight's doughnut-shaped dockstar. (Mmmm... docks-er, I mean, doughnut...)
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Well c'mon, it's not like you're missing part of the st-
oh right oops
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I guess that might depend on which pony or ponies have lost said sanity...
Fortunately, Princess Twilight Sparkle is the most reliable narrator in Equestrian history.
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And it was all just a dream. The End
...but on second thought, I'd prefer to keep my internal organs. As well as my organs internal, for that matter.
Oh no!
It ends all scribbly. I hope nopony found twilight. Or wait maybe I do?
interesting that Twilight could lose track of the days so quickly. Though I suppose it might help that there's multiple missing pages. Just because they're one after the other doesn't mean that they all contained the same entry.
it seems the vampony thing is confimed considering Twilight says Shining spilled the beans and she still uses the term
I also suspect Celestia has long since been corrupted. After all, she lives with Luna
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The lack of a date on the most recent entry is because the entry begins halfway through; not because Twilight has lost track (at least no hints of that have been intentionally dropped).
After some more thinking about it, I have to revise my earlier shipping chart.
For one, Spike appears to be remarkably resistant to whatever happened to Shining and/or Mac. Either due to being a dragon, or due to age. As in, he's too young. The latter would go against his boner at Rarity's working girl outfit, though, so either he's dragon-reinforced against the vampony bites ["Thick scales! Can't feel a thing."] or they just haven't targeted him yet.
The other reason being that, for Rarity herself, the main problem with a relationship with Prince Blueblood was that he treated her like dirt. Considering that's no longer a real problem—according to Shining Armor, she likes it now—the only issue could possibly be that Blueblood doesn't treat her roughly enough. When she first lay eyes on the prince, it was pretty clear there were some serious hormones involved on her part. Rarity wanted that princely D very much. As of now, the only thing standing between them is if he's too much of a pussy to be a dick like she wants it.
Another important question would be: Who makes for a better spankee? Firm and powerful Applerump, or sleek and sporty Prism Tushy? And who deserves it more? I'm trending towards Rainbow Dash myself. She strikes me as the sort who's into a kinky form of 'fatherly strictness', not to mention her colour scheme works really well with some red added to her behind.
Addendum: Cheerilee probably became Fluttervamp and Big MacIntosh's victim. That's why she wasn't at the school.
Also, I don't think it's actually vamponies. If anything, something Changeling-related would make more sense; maybe if Chrysalis' long time of controlling Shining Armor left some taint on his body and mind.
Ah, thank goodness, we're firmly back to having no idea what's happening. Shenanigans, my old friend, I trust you to see me through these troubled times.
Also, I feel really dumb for not noticing that the AU tag and the fact that Twilight is keeping this journal in addition to the friendship journal implies that this is pre-S4-finale. Maybe in this continuity Tirek is content to steal only half of Equestria's magic... with his dick.
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Reread the first two entries kthxbai.
5419117 Oh... right. Face, meet hoof. I totally knew that. But then what's with them not knowing about the keys? Obviously there's a lot left unsaid about how Discord's role in this continuity differs from canon.
Also dramatic irony right in the first paragraph haa nice.
Also also, whatever our two AWOL tomboys are up to, they know about the journal...
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There is a ton of dramatic irony in the early chapters, and other foreshadowing mid-to-late that's easy to miss.
Might be worth rereading, but YMMV.
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In the main continuity: the ponies didn't transmute the first five keys until Discord pointed them in that direction. This suggests that Discord's actions became non-canon (at minimum) shortly before he met with Tirek.
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So both applejack, and rainbow are gone...(?)
Must be in there with the awesome details of her escape, the loss of rainbow dash from the story so far and the capture of Applejack. Seriously, that was your crowning moment of awesome, Twilight!
To quote Rainbow Dash from UFP: "Wow, today's not your day"
Not the entire can obviously, his biggest fetish is clearly cloak and dagger style groups.
Mhm, yep, definitely.
Pardon?
Is that a reference to Diana?
Ominous.