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Ponyville must be one lewd town.
About Alicorns and hoofboner: Rarity would know.
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I'm actually wondering if Twilight is truly correct about touching horns being illegal. Perhaps it's legal but just not done in polite company.
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Can't... stop... staring... twitching... marshmallow... butt...
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As for legitimate response: Sweetie's a foal, the first two were in private, and the third... well, that's Dash, and they're close enough friends and not out in public.
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Yeah. I wouldn't put it past her. And Ponyville is mainly an earther town, Unicorns are a minority there, nevermind Rainbow's original home, Coudsdale. Maybe she's just brash and has no sense of personal space, or perhaps she really didn't know. It's about 50/50.
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I'd think of it more like "goosing someone is technically rape but are you going to get in trouble with a friend" in a sense. But I'm not Twilight, and her opinion might be different. We'll have to wait and see.
Why you make me second guess everything
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6334719 What does it take to come up with this?
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I'm very strange and have lived a bizarrely full life for being a just-turned-40-year-old mare with a penis.
I... have no excuses.
6334782 Why would you need excuses? This story truly is a work of art.
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Thanks. It's a fun story to write, but it's pretty high on the weirdometer (pronounced weird-AHmutter). I don't actually enjoy stringing readers along quite as much as I put on.
But it is extremely amusing that some readers hate reading the story and cannot stop. Unintended, I swear.
6334814 Not sure if the amusement is unintended or not.
The weirder the better. On a completely unrelated note My weirdometer broke when I found this story so if you know where to get a new one tha'd be great.
Good day and good night
Now I have to read the story through again and guess. Great!
I would have to say Day 7. Twilight is to quick to assume thinks that aren't done are illegal
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Well, we don't know the extent of Celestia's sins yet. I feel like no one will be clearly less evil here by the end.
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Hmm. For weirdness in my stories, try The Element of Surprise (I need to buff it a little, it's the oldest one I have here but ponies still love it) and The Price of a Smile. Although I write a lot of weird stuff. For excellent authors with interesting atypical plots, check out Cold in Gardez and Horizon, just for starters.
Though if by "weird" you mean "sex", I don't really know that much about what's best here on Fimfiction yet. Look for high-prolific authors who have M stories that hit the feature box.
Hmm...
Well, I have absolutely no idea now. I'm not sure if I can trust anything here. For all I know, everything is fine and this is all a conspiracy thriller that Fluttershy is writing in her free time. In fact, I'm going to say that that is now my leading theory.
So, I leave you with an image that I am frankly amazed has not already appeared in the comments for this chapter:
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6336187 a lot of it could be fake, because day 2 says to do something that is crossed out and the next entry is likely a fake
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"We bought two cakes. That's as many as two ones. And that's terrible."
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The portions after the horizontal rules are (in the story) claimed to be reserved space that is written into after-the-fact. Not saying you're incorrect, though.
6336391 You misunderstand. I was complaining about whoever wrote Day 7's entry's use of grammar and tenses. Jumping to conclusions after making a document public. Although I question the use of the hidden text. Because if Day seven is the lie, then the lie is that Twilight thought this was full of crazy conclusions. None of the readers have been treating it that way
By the way, this chapter contains another instance of Twilight not understanding herself very well.
Why are you still surprised that you enjoyed it when Pinkie shoved you to the ground without asking? Face it, Twilight, whether it is the vampony infection or something deeper, you crave the chance to let go and hand over responsibility to someone else. You long for someone to take your reins, perhaps soon literally, and lead you around while telling you what a good girl you are. A part of you wants to go back to being small and helpless and vulnerable because that means your big strong master will be there to give you direction. And it wants for him to make you feel like a naughty, slutty girl because then, even if you get punished for it, it won't 'really' be your fault. You may feel embarrassed, but you won't feel guilty.
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This.
I find it no surprise that people in high stress professions (like police) are more likely to be submissive than the general population. That tiara is heavy, whether or not Twi is ready to admit it. Nopony really likes being constantly tested. We've seen how Twilight responds to even the remote chance of failure multiple times (on the show), and she often cracks like an egg.
I'm not really giving anything away. Twilight's mindset about this should be obvious at this point in the story.
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It's true! I turned 40 in June. I'm getting too old for this fandom.
Hell, I could have grandkids old enough for Homestuck fandom by now.
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I get a bit weird over 40 year old grandmas...
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I'm not actually a grandmother, silly! I'm not even a mother (yet, at any rate).
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I gathered the first bit already. Lol
I just get weird whenever i think of people having kids early. It happens everywhere, but i don't get it. It is more of a depth issue as far as the reasons. I've actually been friends with a few young grandmothers,
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Just as a note, the original response to your comment was towards the mare with a penis bit.
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Ah, I see. My joke was actually that the average age of a Homestuck fan is like 4 or 5 years old. Despite the fandom essentially bordering on kidsex. It's bizarre how young Homestuck fans are.
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Let's see how much of an idiot i can make myself look!
what the crap is a homestuck fan?!
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Crap.
It's not that I want to know what happens as much as I want to know the truth. This story is so diabolically deceptive that I quickly gave up trying to determine what is real and isn't. Just finish it so I can know.
In a narrative being narrated by a biased and/or otherwise influenced pony (or apparently, somepony else altogether) it's literally impossible to know what's going on, and only allows the reader to create their own and likely horribly misguided theory about what's going on.
Maybe you're not even deceiving as much as I think you are, and maybe you're not deceiving us at all, but the uncertainty of the degree is really the only important part, isn't it? It's like The Contest of Wills in the Myths of Sheogorath. No deception need be done if one is only under the impression that they're being deceived.
... there's never an explanation given for where Zecora went...
i'm starting to wonder if this whole story is about getting the poor princess to just unwind and pull the giant stick outta her ass...
ONE OF THE EARLIEST ENTRIES IS NOT IN TWILIGHT'S HOOF
Thanks, invisible warning. Pretty sure all the text is the same though, so not sure how that helps. Also: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITFUCKBALLSMCGEE Also: How's Twilight not noticed that by now? Or has she not been reading over her previous entries?
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*Clears throat*
23. My friends are 24 and 33. Overgeneralization, much?
it's kinda funny, all these ponies are so confused over who or what is right in all this and yet it's prolly only those of us who are already wonderfully depraved that have a clear idea.
Second Viewing
To quote Death Note:
I can only imagine how bad it must be when they get all three.
"I have a hoof fetish"
There. Done. Five words in all their simplicity.
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True true (I assumed they just went to get more suplise or something )
fuck me running that's a surprise