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I wonder if the secret has to do with ponies originally having been created to be a sex pet species. Probably not, but the existence of the Rainbow People on the other side of the mirror does allow for some theories. And then there's the two-legged stance only allowed for masters... What wouldn't fit would be Spike, but he's also not a normal dragon. He was literally birthed in pony magic.
A relatively benign title...yet I am filled with dread.
Please Cadance, one or the other, both titles is just kind of unwieldy.
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It would seem Twilight has, at long last, arrived at more or less the same conclusions that I have for some time. She definitely is suffering some mental trauma regarding her self worth or something of that nature, and she worryingly still goes back to the conversation with Shining as if he was being reasonable and all the unreasonable aspects are just being smoothed away from her memory, but overall she finally figured out that equal rights and kinky sex are not the real problem here. She does wonder if she lacks sexual experience to understand the rest, but that's not an unreasonable concern given her lack of experience or hard research into extreme fetishes.
By the way, I hope you're feeling better, Trick Question.
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Holdin' in there.
This weekend is grading weekend, but I'll probably take breaks to obsessively write more TSJ. Or maybe just give everypony an 'A' so I can write more whoers-pn0y.
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Don't you have an army of
minionsTAs to do grading for you?Or were you banned from having them after your attempts to take over the campus in the name of Princess Twilight?
Crap! I should have known. I thought that the Order had some sort of male superiority thing going. We have only seen male masters (I think), the glossary does not mention mistresses and I do not know what the female version of the stance is as it sounds mostly like a thing for males.
Only now I realize that in chapter (The Clubhouse) it is mentioned that Rainbow is a possible mistress and that she might get a cock.
This is scary. I to am afraid, is there a logic to this? One that is good?
On a side note: Candace mentions that sex and gender are not that restricted. True. But now I wonder what is "restricted" and not. Can sexuality change or is it set? Likewise: is your role set or can it change? If you are a Lady can you never rank up or down? Is personality fixed or not? Gender? Preference? What in what you are is stuck and what can be changed? What would the Order want to change if so and why?
I am on the edge of my seat . But do not feel stressed Trick. Take your time, I want you the be well before anything else .
7978491 I'm pretty sure that thing about Rainbow getting a cock was just childish speculation and their confusion on the matter was just them being as unfamiliar with the concept of a Mistress as Twilight was at the time.
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Maybe. But this story have surprised me before. I am not ruling it out for now. The stance must be used by females in some way right? Sure it can just be for a strap-on but what do you think?
7978543 Actually Rainbow's canonically stood on hind legs.
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That wasn't just a second or anything, she swung her hooves and altered her stance with perfect balance. No cock needed.
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Thats not what I meant. Why do the stance? What is it for?
7978621 Noting that The Stance is a Master only thing I feel I should direct you to this bit from the glossary:
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And?
7978661 The...stance might have something to do with controlling the wolf? Was...was that not clear?
7978688 No it was not for me. Like my first question about what the stance was for was not clear for you at first.
7978699 Fair enough I suppose. I apologize if that came across as harsher or more acerbic than intended.
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It's ok .
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Well, like I added to the post above, humans stand on two legs. They also eat meat. Perhaps the vamponies, in the absence of proper humans, developed/turned to the next best thing? I mean, both Twilight and Sunset also found themselves attracted to a human very quickly...
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Actually, it might still have a maledom angle. They can say they're gender neutral and still have a near-100% male master rate. It wouldn't be the craziest thing an Order Pony claimed yet.
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Well, if we take this all at face value then the Order is in the midst of a series of reforms to bring it in line with responsible and safe kink. So probably the answers will be the same as any IRL kink community. Why the watering down now, and not in the first place, is still a mystery. I'm not sure if it's good or bad.
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gl on grading. Hopefully it's fast and everypony gets A's (so that we can all get more smut.)
7978777 You're assuming humans to be the default for which the vamponies would then try to fill the gap. Do you have any evidence for this besides their human anatomy telling them that Flash Sentry is hot?
Edit: Removed Timber Spruce due to lack of pony twi/timber interaction.
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Admittedly not much. The attraction you mentioned, the two-legged stance, the existence of the portal in the first place, the diet, and the fact that the Rainbow People share the radiant colours and symbols of Equestria's ponies, unlike humans from Terra. It's just a wild shot, but what if the ponies were given those traits? That would definitely be a secret I would want suppressed.
Of course, there's numerous points to be made against that theory. Including that Princess Twi-Twi is developing crushes on all her friends. I wonder how she would react to pony!Flash making advances on her now.
7978829 Wasn't the portal a Starswirl invention?
To quote the mlp wiki:
True the comics are only of questionable canonicity at best, but unless the show gives us an answer that's really the best we get.
Plus wasn't it a parallel universe where the ponies were humanoid? That wasn't just a super species, those were our ponies on two legs. Pinkie, Rainbow, etc. Creatures without magic of their own right away and thus no way to affect the pony world until the portal. Which unless contradicted otherwise was of pony design.
As for the Flash bit, she'd probably accidentally choke herself unconscious trying to take his entire cock.
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Valid points. We don't know if he based his work on something preexisting, or if there was an earlier link he tapped into. To be honest, I don't believe that to be the case either, but I have been wrong about this a lot in the past.
"As for the Flash bit, she'd probably accidentally choke herself unconscious trying to take his entire cock."
Hah! Yeah, now I really want to see if there's any lingering attraction left there.
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Nah, exams with code and such aren't things TA's should be grading.
I do some pretty crazy pony-related stuff where I work, though. I use ponyisms on the faculty lists, in direct emails, in my slides, lectures, etc.
I'm very impressed that you managed to right a chapter, Trick!
7978922 Aww man, back in my day the coolest teacher was one that just let you read in class. Why couldn't I have gotten you instead? That sounds like a freakin' awesome class!
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That's not how most of my programming professors in college felt!
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My classes are pretty much non-stop profanity. And ponies.
So... pretty much what you'd expect.
7979307 Any of your students read your fics?
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Better still...
I taught the guy who wrote Spiderses.
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I shit you not. I actually taught the author of the most infamous crackfic in the entire fandom. I met him at Bronycon, and I was like, hay, you seem familiar...
One of my former graders has an account here on Fimfiction, too.
7979447 That was my favorite Rainbow Dash Presents episode too heh, maybe you should do a collab
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Hee.
(Also, is there a reason you keep changing your name and avatar over and over? Are you searching for the right one, or is it an RP thing or something...?)
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I thought the mirror was derived from Queen Majesties' mirror (Long live the Queen.) That was the one she used in G1 to gift baby ponies to her little ponies... who were also younger versions of the older ponies. My head cannon is that she's still alive, somewhere. Why else would all the other rulers be princesses?
Also, I tend to go with the theory that Twi is a xenophile. She had no chemistry with pony!Flash in later episodes where he appeared as a background pony, but this was confirmed an animation error. YMMV.
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Ah, if only the whole world could be friendship and ponies.
7979459 Eh, I'm just never satisfied with my OC so I keep making new ones as ideas hit me that's all. I like the color scheme of this one so I might keep her for a while.
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Instead of an OC, you should go full ponysona. Make you. Find you, and then make you.
That can be more difficult, of course. In my case, I did a quick drawing based on a Derpy scrunchface, and my being-in-Equestria-bio is the last short story I posted. I still need to tweak my colors a little, and draw something more interesting for better inspiration.
Since I'm a [redacted] in real life, I'll admit that a diamond dog might seem like a more natural ponysona. FiM just never did anything with them past that one episode, sadly. Either way, I'm not really like diamond dogs in any respect other than physically, so it's probably a bad idea.
7979517 You know what? Yeah, you're right! That's what I'm gonna do. Thank you for the inspiration to do so!
7979472 If that's the case then where are baby Twilight and Sunset Shimmer?
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Hanging around ponyland in paradise valley, of course. It's a copy of a copy of a copy mirror, sometimes it's not as sharp.
G1 ended when the flutter ponies killed the witch sisters. Given that the witches tended to Mt. Gloom this had to cause an ecological disaster. Also given the existence of timefuckery in the series, it's not out of the question for the witch ancestors to have done something drastic in response. Something that might cause the 10,000 years of Equestria history to happen in the only 30 years that passed on earth. All of that is head cannon though.
7980016 Actually it was the Rainbow of Light that did that. The Flutter Ponies handled The Smooze.
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The Rainbow of Light saved the witches during the battle of the smooze. Later on, during the end of Flutter valley, the flutter ponies killed them with the utter flutter.
7980745 Unless you're stating that The End of Flutter Valley was set at the end I'd have to point out that it was one of the earliest serials in the series.
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I thought that the end of flutter valley was after the smooze in the timeline. According to the villian wiki Hydia was seeking revenge for her earlier defeat.